“We are in trouble for all the crimes”

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

abstaining from the Oxford comma is a purposeful stylistic choice and a decision i am making on a skeet by skeet basis

i did the dishes but by the time i was done there was more dishes?? this universe is dark, cold, large and uncaring.

“he’s a good man, Char. he takes good care of you and Ma” she says to herself, drinking a room temperature Fanta from the can.

maybe if im really good i can have enough ice cubes for a cold pop for Christmas

im not gonna get into it on here but some real shit housery went down in regards to ice cube inventory mgmt in my freezer. absolute weasel behavior. ice cube snoidage to the nth degree. only two people share this freezer and it wasn’t me.

you don’t need chat gpt. befriend a nerd.

just wrote a list of all the words i could potentially want to spell with beads and then made a stem-and-leaf plot kind of table so I could hand-tally what letters I’ll probably use the most to guesstimate which letter beads to buy individually. it took like two minutes and I feel really satisfied.

what jona said but also I want to know about the implied Orthodox Taxidermy Päpẽř Maçħė, we didn’t have that when I was in 6th grade

Folks, saying ABOLISH ICE isn't hard. Quite easy. The water is warm here. Jump in. Mainstream it. People will follow.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

Being nice to people is just fun. Asked young server at taco place how her day was going (fine but tired) and she asked me back. I said I managed to finish my to-do list and she unexpectedly gave me a high five! Treating people like people is always rewarding.

painting the little smiley face beads with clear nail polish probably seems extravagant and unnecessary for free keychains im going to give 2 strangers, but consider this: it makes me really sad when the smiles on the beads wear off.

this is craftivism

no one in this meeting knows how gassy i am

j/k

they all know

someones in the corner vomitting

make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

If yesterday taught us anything, it’s that you don’t know what’s viable or what’s possible til you at least try. We actually don’t have to take what we’re given. If enough of us get together and touch and agree we can do, create, and have better.

New awareness campaign

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.