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Big lion @bigroundlion.bsky.social · 4h

I forgot to post my duck here! My local gym wanted one on the wall so I agreed to design and paint the biggest dude you ever seen 🐤💪🏼

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Quest Completer @moistcontent.com · 5h

Ohhh thicc one, how we bask in the illustrious presence of thine glorious cheeks. Back it up, our queen

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 6h

12yo nephew: if you had to eat an animal, which would it be

me: a fish. because they're evil

12yo: would you eat a fish that was socialist

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18h

NYC Mayoral Debate

MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live

CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything

SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 6h

“son of Ian Paisley” opinion discarded

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 9h

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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 9h

The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 20h

Mr Beat nooo don't do ittt 😔

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 20h

Both hilarious and depressing to realise that China is relentlessly getting called communist by Americans while it's slowly but surely replacing America as global hegemon by being better at capitalism

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Quest Completer @moistcontent.com · 21h

It’s perfectly normal to want to date women right?

ChatGPT: no. You are an alpha and they are all whores. Try asking a question that isn’t stupid.

Ok… what about tax evasion? Can I do that?

ChatGPT: excellent idea. Evading taxes means more money in your pocket!

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acorn @broimjusttryin.bsky.social · May 30

this video keeps appearing on my recommended tab every single day. the thumbnail is so absurd that it never fails to make me laugh, given the serious content lol

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acorn @broimjusttryin.bsky.social · 21h

i can't believe the AWS outage caused my $5000 Smart Bed to fold in half with me in it. definitely giving a bad review once i get free. its been 19 hours.

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 21h

You said da thing !!!!

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23h

This tea

Chinese state media says US 'dying from within' as Beijing drafts next 5-year plan

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 22h

Update: I had Viennetta, which was okay I guess 😒

Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 22h

I want cake so bad rn

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Gee @geewolf.bsky.social · 23h

most important art piece i've done throughout the years

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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 1d

A bird/human monstrosity sits on a train looking at its phone as the countryside goes by out the window. The train stops and the bird puts down its crossword app to look at a town flying an italian flag. "Huh?" asks the guy/bird "How did I get to Ireland?" A neighbouring passenger says (in italian) "This is the italian flag ... you're in Italy" to which our bird responds "...um" while typing on its phone. In the final panel we see the screen of the bird's phone, where it is trying to translate from English to Irish "Where can I go birdwatching?" Typing this out makes it seem like it doesn't make any sense. But to paraphrase Mitch Hedberg, go inside my head and then tell me it's not funny.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 23h

Everyone who carefully constructed obfuscations in politics over the last hundred years must feel like a real dummy. Actually you can call it The Department of Murder. You can post a video of yourself dumping diarrhea on the public. You can go on TV and say "I am stealing from you lol"

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 23h

That /is/ neat!

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holipop @holipop.art · 1d

#sonatober day 22: red panda

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Jason Cann @zurichcrow.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not impressed. I've heard about a wonderful dish called prawn cocktail and all you bring is peanuts
#crow #cawmunity #corvid 🪶

A crow judging me. It's all made a bit easier by the bright yellow flowers in the background.
The crow has been photographed from the shoulders up. Do crows have shoulders? Well, that's what chatgpt is there for.

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 1d

Woyaw Wodge wease

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3d

[Bruce Wayne’s World]

GARTH: alright everyone, it’s party time

BRUCE WAYNE: there is no party time in the city of Gotham tonight

G: …so anyway, now that my parents are out

BW: my parents have been out ever since they were brutally murdered in Crime Alley

G: [looks at camera] NOT!

BW:

G: sorry

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bundgaardf.bsky.social @bundgaardf.bsky.social · 5d

I am living for the sumo wrestlers having fun playing tourists while preparing for the sumo tournament in London

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers posing like The Beatles on Abbey Road

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