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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1h

It’s groove time (in honour of our big strong boys)
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DENZEL CURRY - SUMO

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 2h

“We want to gut the civil service but for people to like us for doing so”

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 15h

I honestly don’t know. Probably more “tap up derelict buildings to throw people in” or cages in the streets like children of men

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 16h

Have just seen the phrase “Nightingale Prisons” and what the fuck do words even mean anymore

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 17h

Doing victory laps for a minor project that’s inevitably going to run out of money in 18 months when Reeves once again decides the Money must be soothed, genius

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 17h

Gloucester City Council is currently in debt to the tune of £243m. South Gloucestershire Council £151.6m

Matt Bishop MP @mattbishopmp.bsky.social · 1d

The Labour Government is bringing back family services to our communities, with £221,184 of investment for Gloucestershire.

Every child in the Forest of Dean deserves the best start in life, and under this Labour Government, we’re making that happen.

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 21h

If I played chess with him it’d end exactly the same way as the Bottom episode where Richie and Eddie played it

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going to become fucking Pol Pot

Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 1d

Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Stationing myself as the skill check boss on level 3 of OnlyCans’ Posting Minas Tirith sanctuary

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Working very hard to get myself into that ring graphic inner circle so I may join you in the inner concentric layer

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Huffing about JKR’s extermination campaign like it’s two children kicking off, Christ

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Was in a house builder’s annual report and one of their principal risks they listed was “there’s no fucking planning officers, it takes forever to actually go through the process”. The solution from reeves appears to presenting them with various wildlife and stamping them to death

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 4d

They’re aren’t changing a thing and they’re still trying to court Nigel’s voters, they’re just trying to shift the blame for their choices. Which will obviously look like deflection to the voters who think Mr Remain is a secret paedophile communist doing great replacement

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 4d

You’re not rejoining the EU

Sue Wilson MBE @suewilson91.bsky.social · 5d

This is a major shift in Labour comms. It seems Brexit will be blamed for the budget.
But naming the issue is not enough. They now need to name the solution or be left behind parties that will.

Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 5d

This strikes me as a pretty major Brexit shift from Starmer.

Perhaps the beginning of 'Brexit is sh1t and has caused real economic damage'.

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 4d

Unsolicited slick Rick

A picture of Slick Rick, a black man with a moustache wearing an eye patch, crown, gold chain and several large rings

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5d

Limmy, a white middle aged man, contorting his face in disbelief

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5d

“Mr Ratliff said Khan was “a dangerous man with an interest in firearms”.
The prosecutor added: “If you’ve got an AK-47 tattooed on your arm and your face, it’s because you love AK-47s and you want the world to know that”. Come the fuck on

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5d

Free him

Fayaz Khan, 26, posted a video in October last year which concluded with the words: "I'm coming to Eng-land. I'm going to pop, pop, pop."
Farage had posted his own video on YouTube, entitled "the journey of an illegal migrant", which highlighted Khan and referenced "young males of fighting age coming into our country about whom we know very little".
In his response video, Khan said:
"Englishman Nigel, don't talk shit about me.
"You not know me. I come to England because I want to marry with your sister. You not know me.

"Don't talk about me more. Delete the video.
"I'm coming to England. I'm going to pop, pop, pop."
A jury at Southwark crown court deliberated for two days before finding Khan guilty of making a threat to kill, by a majority of 10 to two.

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5d

This man is going to advance the study of CTE related behaviour like we’ve never seen before

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 5d

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5d

Everybody hates the water and energy bosses but I think any left party could also make serious inroads personally and directly threatening ticketmaster execs tbh (PARODY, THIS IS NOT LEGAL OR POLITICAL ADVICE)

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6d

It’s great to live in age where it’s nearly impossible to get tickets for any big gig and when you do it’s extortion because fuck you, that’s why

🅡🅞🅑 🅜🅔🅢🅤🅡🅔 @robmesure.bsky.social · 6d

Just going to assume the next Kraftwerk album is called Dynamische Preisgestaltung, or something.

A screenshot, pinched from @stevejvickers.bsky.social, showing ludicrously high ticket prices for a Kraftwerk gig.

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6d

Looking good Andy

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6d

My work are fully pilled on it, fired half the multimedia team and told them to embrace AI. They now have an AI that replicates the CEO’s voice for all their promo material and idk, I spend a lot of time doing cyber training being told that’s bad actually

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6d

“Nobody’s ever handed me a free lunch! Now excuse while I try to bankrupt the GMCA to build my new stadium”

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6d

Me: how was school
Kid; not bad. The teacher was being dragged away by cops for knowing the truth about Bitcoin though

Schools Week @schoolsweek.bsky.social · 6d

Exclusive: Teachers will use 'deepfake' technology to create an AI avatar of themselves to deliver catch-up lessons for pupils who have missed school

Watch one of the school’s ‘deepfake’ teachers in our story below

schoolsweek.co.uk/schools-trus...

'Deepfake' teacher avatars to help pupils catch up

Academy trust staff to use AI generator to introduce resources for pupils returning to school

schoolsweek.co.uk

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