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Joker: wanna know how I got these scars? It was a car accident batman. It killed my wife. My wife is dead batman he he

Batman: my parents are dead

*They start kissing*
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ceej @ceej.online · Jan 10
the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life
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Riddler... not even death could stump you...

𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛? 𝚃𝚜𝚔 𝚃𝚜𝚔... 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙷𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊
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French kissing the tarantula god before killing it
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Deciphering family group texts as if "I'm doing a nug dance for you rn" is supposed to make any fucking coherent sense
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 51% full.
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carnal pleasures are just as much part of being human as the need to antagonize others regardless of who is right on any given topic. You're just as powerful for repping bully boxer briefs than they are for making fun of it. Unstoppable force meets immovable object
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
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yeah so not to overstate it but that was like the bullet that turned charlie kirk into a plaza fountain for that dude's outlook. that's not leaving his head soon
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I have just discovered that "the poopshitters" name is already taken by another artist
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You're now listening to "cum blast" ft "the poopshitters"
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If anyone knows the creator please credit them, the facebook page was a repost slop account
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Absolutely stealing this from facebook because that website doesnt deserve it
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An angel just handed me a golden scroll that basically says im fucked, which is fine
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Hero: "You pervert! Get your dick out of my hand and surrender"

Villain: "Muahahaha, so even the righteous are susceptible to my gaydar beam. Soon the entire city will be gay! NOW STROKE"

Hero: *jacking him off* "You'll never get away with this"
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So wait is my ass inside the hole or is the hole inside the ass
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No dude seriously it's easy to fix negative canthal tilt I just need to uppercut you in the right spot really hard
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No this is not an army of butterflies behind me. This is my harem of fairy GF's