Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

It pisses me off that he can just do whatever, but
a) it's a building, we can make another one
b) it's the kind of symbolism that makes him look REALLY bad to basically everyone who isn't hardcore maga

Esp since he's replacing it with a gold plated Corruption Palace!
We can work with this!

"even homosexuality" 😒

... you know who else tried to "cure" disabilities and homosexuality with gas inhalation?

getting so high on climate denialist talking points that you start to think CO2 isn't just OK for the planet, but a health tonic

there's two types of things to get mad at right now: things that are obvious conservative project priorities being rammed through with the full weight of the emboldened GOP, and then things that are just the wacky scheme of one doddering old man

i guess it's so far down the list of problems in terms of human impact that i'll get extremely mad about it in 85 years when we've fixed everything else. i need to start a list of "things to get mad at donald trump for, when i have the time"

normally i get pretty mad when people knock down historic stuff for absolutely no good reason but i'm just kind of impressed? the white house white house? the one in DC? the guy from home alone?

i just cannot believe he bulldozed like a third of the white house lmao. i just. i can't even get mad about it because i can't believe it. surely not. the white house white house? that one?

I've received an 'exclusive' invite to try Nature's new 'research assistant', which will burn down a forest to provide a 'summary of the paper' I'm reading and I have SUCH exciting news for them, that's called an 'abstract' and the actual authors already wrote it for me, no forest-burning required.

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

Updating my LEGO White House

Apparently this was all part of his long game to show off his new tattoo and dad bod?

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

Pennsylvania’s two worst products since the invention of petroleum drilling

Primaries are hard when you have to be everything to everyone

you’re telling me that another thirtysomething republican has nazi beliefs. wow

$40 billion to Argentina’s right-wing government.

The entire USAID budget was $34 billion.

Americans should always be nice to Canadians. Not only do they indiscernibly walk among us, but they’re massed at our borders, waiting for the Queen to tell them to strike

Did the vibes shift again

Canada is just better than us.

The Guardian is reporting that since Israel and Hamas signed the ceasefire and full hostage exchange agreement, Israel has violated the ceasefire 47 times, killed 38 Palestinians, and wounded another 143 more.

Meanwhile Hamas has released all remaining hostages.

It Was Never About The Hostages.

L + ratio

“We are all, how you say, trying to find zee guy who did zis.”

No Kings includes DraftKings