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Bear Claw Billie

@bearclawbillie.bsky.social

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Electronic musician (action/horror/dance/hip hop). Comedy doer (Fix My Carcast host, improviser, riffer, writer). Genderfluid (they/she)🏳️‍⚧️. Maine.

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 12d

Oh hey, did I mention I have a whole album of spooky season music? Give it a listen if you haven’t!

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Cult Horror (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Bear Claw Billie

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 32m

“you will die”

then i’m sold

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 34m

no kings but a hell of a frog princex

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 35m

This is the part where they’re really gonna ramp up the WWE type shit

They’re gonna say “fuck off get fucked” to the people they refuse to seat and the crowd will go fucking wild and then nazi nazi nazi shit

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 54m

do you make lists of things you want to tell your crush if it turns out they like you back but if they don’t you’ll destroy it

or are you weird

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1h

follow me for more life fucks

save receipts to put under the windshield wipers of your enemies, give ‘em a scare

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1h

“remove film, stir, re-cover”

hey fuck you *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE*

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1h

“remove film, stir, re-cover”

hey fuck you *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE*

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1h

For me it’s Star Trek: TMP and Star Wars: TPM that gets me every time

The Phantom Picture, I MEAN, The Motion Phantom, FUCK IT, the V’Ger/Darth Maul one

Adam P. Knave @adampknave.com · 2h

Not every time, but at least every tenth time probably that I see the Rocky Horror Picture Show shortened to RHPS my brain tries to go "Oh RHPS, the Red Hot P..wait... The Red Hot Pilly Slippers. Not that's... wait..."

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1h

UGH if only

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1h

“if you block me you lose”

literally by every metric i have won

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 13h

“What’s a live Rocky Horror Picture Show screening like?”
“Oh, it’s basically Mystery Science Theater for horny freaks.”
“So… Mystery Science Theater?”

I mean… not wrong.

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 13h

Holy FUCK I was not prepared for the joy of spotting this in the wild for the very first time!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh

A Discord status for someone named Ash indicating they are currently listening to Bear Claw Billie

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 14h

Wendy White after transitioning: I am the one who gocks

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 14h

walter white after becoming the new pewter city gym leader: i am the one who Brocks

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 14h

Walter White in a top secret Universal Studios casting session: I am the one who Docs

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 14h

Walter White in a top secret Universal Studios casting session: I am the one who Docs

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 20h

whitney white after putting on a dress for the first time after her transition: i am the one who frocks

dial ë̈m̈ for 𝑴𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 🏳️‍⚧️🐍 @emmeline.bsky.social · 1d

walter white, on laugh-in: i am the one who socks

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 14h

Oh this timeline hurt to even CONCEIVE of

James Van Fleevil Dead @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 14h

On the bright side, at least we got new Nine Inch Nails out of the Tron thing, because you just KNOW Leto was pitching them hard on a 30 Seconds to Mars soundtrack.

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 14h

Heard the term “gendersilly” today and IF THAT AIN’T ME

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 21h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 16h

I’m having a “just realized that wrapper I found on the floor and threw out was the rest of my edibles until payday” kind of week 🙃

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 22h

I think an emo is hitting on me

Or you might say

I’m being uwooed

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 22h

what’s your go-to swear combo that you’re pretty sure you and only you say?

mine is “shitass buttballs”

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 22h

CRACK TO THE FUTURE (cuz trans eggs, a joke all the straights will def get)

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 22h

There is no fucking way I’m letting the film industry die before we get a time travel movie with a trans protagonist who has to team up with their pre-transition past self (IT WRITES ITSELF BUT I’LL DO IT IF THERE’S TIME)

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 22h

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 23h

Ooh, you seen THE BAY (2012)?

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 23h

It’s a good time to try living without the Internet altogether and I fucking don’t care how cool smoking makes you feel

Matt Round @mattround.com · 1d

OpenAI’s strategy is very clear, it’s trying to get people - especially young people - so reliant on its products intellectually & emotionally (& now sexually!) that going without them becomes unthinkable. And they need signs of that strategy working to keep the funding flowing in

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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just saying what we're all thinking: it is time studios recognised the fans and re-released Tron Ares

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

NOISE BOYS ARE BAAAAAAACK