Sigmund Fraud
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White bread corn fed crazy assed white boy!
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In my day

we locked metal contraptions with wheels to our sneakers and rode into oncoming traffic

so yeah go wild..get that extra shot of pumpkin,Maurice
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Empathy keeps you young
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Actually this *is* my first rodeo when do we eat the horses
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Things will keep changing. You won't be stuck with these problems forever. #SelfHelp
Things will keep changing. You won't be stuck with these problems forever.
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i’m laughing so much at this toad loaf i might actually cry
a loaf of bread in the shape of a toad
If the world were less cruel this might be possible 🤷🤷🤷
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#RecipeOfTheDay is a Spinach and Coconut Soup that’s so ridiculously easy to make – you do not much more than combine a can of coconut milk with a packet of frozen chopped spinach and a dollop of Thai green curry paste – and yet so deeply satisfying to eat (or drink). www.nigella.com/recipes/spin...
Spinach and Coconut Soup
This is an almost instant, super soothing supper made easily from store cupboard ingredients. I have stipulated two tablespoons of Thai green curry paste, but do be prepared to add more if you like a ...
www.nigella.com
HEY!!!! Kenny G needs to eat too, eh!!!?????
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"Your call is very important to us, please enjoy 30 minutes of this fucking awful music".
And you have splendid days. Where will the outing be headed tomorrow?

As a kid there was a place called Mother's Pizza. If it were your bday you could go to the kitchen and create your own pizza. And then at the table when everyone had a slice the waitress snapped a Polaroid. Good times 😍😍😍
You need more salsa* in your life.

*Mess.
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Got to work and realized the salad dressing stain didn’t come out of this shirt. So that’s fun. You know never ruins my clothes? Doritos.
To go with the new type popcorn smothered in Grama's Gravy?????

Sign me up!!!
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remaking Alien. the alien is a grey instead and ripley beats the shit out of it early on. the rest of the movie involves the cast eating a whole turkey with their bare hands
Good day, Ms. Cear Bare. How's the week treated you? Got weekend again? May it be totally relaxing.

For about a week now I been getting 4 hours sleep a day max. Am dead on my feet. This is no fun at all.

Oh, hey, tomorrow be blowing out candles day, eh? Cake at the ready? 🎂🎂🎂
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