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Things liberals have called purity tests in my lifetime:

- supporting trans rights
- gay marriage
- opposing Iraq war
- opposing genocide
- prison abolition
- ICE abolition
- Medicare for All
- opposing Nazi tattoos

These goons gonna anti-purity test themselves right into irrelevancy
You cannot defeat authoritarianism with purity tests. If you are actively working to splinter a unified front against authoritarianism, you are the problem.
Never trust laying on the couch. That's how they get you.
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The election Nazi tattoo guy wants to run in isn't until November 2026, maybe people defending him including but not limited to Bernie fucking Sanders could devote their time to finding a candidate without a Nazi tattoo. That they kept for 20 years knowing it was a Nazi tattoo.
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
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making the world a better place by turning credit card debt into a cryptocurrency casino
Holy fucking shit
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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The political alliance between prudish moral scolds and entitled pedophiles is one of the weirdest ever.
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"governor cuomo, do you eat your pizza slice folded in half or off the plate? you have five minutes to respond."

cuomo, visibly sweating: "oh fuck I know this one. fuck. I like to eat it, I usually order Domino's, I eat it... you know with the fork and a knife and big bib...fuck FUCK."
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The bloodbath is global. Everyone hears about layoffs at English-speaking sites like Polygon, but every other language just gets reported locally.

Jovem Nerd is big enough to get a cameo NPC & quest in Cyberpunk 2077. When they fired their game journalists, only Brazilians heard about that... :/
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Basically all US policy is at this point about indulging Trump’s irrational obsessions, petty grudges, and corrupt grifts, and then taking secondary and tertiary measures to mask the consequences of those policies.
lol, great, so we're now subsidizing Argentine ranchers at the expense of American ranchers. Seems politically sustainable, no questions from me.

*US SEEKS TO QUADRUPLE BEEF PURCHASES FROM ARGENTINA: POLITICO
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my bf: they’re making printers with prostates now.
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Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
had to explain to my partner what a tenga egg so at least i'll always have that memory
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this account posted AI slop as if it was real and didn't delete it after being told it was AI slop, so i must humbly request you all click through and block them. thankyou
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the American century of humiliation is in full swing
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truly incredible maneuver. Brian Bloom’s performance is a revelation, rueful that all he can do is narrate through a world where you and he must do endless violence so others might be free
turning BJ Blazkowicz into an introspective woke warrior poet is one of the best video game magic tricks of the last 15 years
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Gerry is shitposting in print, that's dedication to the art form
What about American objects? I'm sure this administration will want to know.
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
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