Puerto Rican Gandalf
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I travel for work…a lot. Mets, Baseball, RPGs, and just trying to get these jokes off, tbh.
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Watching The Minions Movie with my nephew and telling him that’s how our family came to America.
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"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
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You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.
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This government suffers from severe loser stench. Everything they say and do is a barely veiled form of "I'm the BOSS and you have to RESPECT ME!" and nobody does. Millions of people are going outside tomorrow just to say so
We need to have a talk about the flute player on “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!”
You mean Talib, lyrics stick to ya ribs?
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Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.
D’Angelo was really a 1 of 1 musician.

We lost a great.
I’m trying to confirm the D’Angelo rumors on BlueSky of all places, and I know that’s silly.
Had too many potato chips before bed and dreamt that they elected me “The Jeans Pope”.
This hit way too close to home.
Really excited to see Yankees fans piss and moan about Bellinger if he signs elsewhere.
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baseball can turn on astounding feats of athleticism and "oh no that guy just drove up the off ramp" in equal measure
I like not having ghost runners in the post season, but I also super want to go to bed.
I’m like one hot dish potluck invite from buying property in Bloomington, MN, I swear.
If I keep getting absolutely charmed by the Midwest/Great Lakes region, I might have to make a move.
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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*extremely kicked back voice* Folks,
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
This might be Pete Alonso’s final at bat as a Met and I’m honestly fine with it?
Is Carlos Mendoza trying to get fired?
If they literally had won just one more game this season, this wouldn’t even be a problem.