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We’re not handing her a damn thing, not giving her credit for shit. That’s how people like her get legitimized. No more.
I do not care *what* MTG has said. That lady is an opportunist and she needs to stay off my SL
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I do not care *what* MTG has said. That lady is an opportunist and she needs to stay off my SL
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The subtext of what he is saying is even worse than the surface level comment.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
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The “problem” is not enough pregnancies. Girls are experiencing puberty early. Boys, according to this man with zero medical trying, do not have a high enough sperm count. But (SIGNIFICANTLY) older men do.
a woman 's face is shown in a first wives club ad
Alt: a woman’s blinking face is shown in a first wives club ad
media.tenor.com
Now McConnell know he need to sit down somewhere. Are you not done wreaking havoc and falling out? 😭
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Also, dry seasoning does not do everything! Get some fresh ingredients!
also

some of you actually need a full recipe.

your ancestors aren’t guiding you. they are playing you. go get a damn tablespoon, gerald.
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“You not going to put seasoning salt in that”

“No, I have kosher salt, fresh minced onion and ginger, paprika, thyme, black pepper and cumin. I don’t need seasoning salt
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My boricua food hack has been getting salt-free versions of sazón/adobo/etc, so I can have actual control of how much salt I put into stuff, and then I just go ham on the salt-free stuff. Flavor boost without it just being "yeah I just made it saltier"
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Also, we don’t need 5 seasoning salts for those meals: Lawry’s, Perfect Seasoning, Adobo, Chicken bouillon, Tony’s Creole, Garlic Salt…..
Got damn. I already have hypertension from you whooping my ass as a child.
yep. i'll take it a step further.

a lot of y'alls meemaw's cant cook and you're just used to it.
The majority of "like grandma used to make" recipes suck
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Oh just you wait until the regretful ICE agent falling in love with “a brown” movies start popping off.
Promise me that yall aren't going to platform the eventual "repentent ICE agent" stories that will come out...
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“You know that U2 album you didn’t want? Yeah, that’s our entire business model now.”
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
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People talk about the 300k+ Black women who have lost their jobs as if they are statistics for their research projects and I’m here to remind yall, we are real ass people feeling the effects of it. In our homes, quality of life and well-being.

To those of you in this boat with me, I see you. 💙
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Yup.
Did yall know that house appraisaers will undervalue your house if they know you're a Black owner? So you gotta erase all trace of yaself before they come?
Blackstreet x I wanna be your man
I saw this and thought I’d ask:
Sing this: Baby Baby Baby
What’s the first song that comes to mind?
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It’s really hard to tell what’s AI and whats real when a bunch of ICE goons kidnapping a giraffe in a thong for singing is just America in 2025
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Journalists who professionally cover politics should be embarrassed these podcasters and interior designer/lawyer former Bavo TV stars are doing harder hitting interviews than they are.
Jennifer tore him up 😭
Cory tried it and that white lady said “oh, absolutely not!” And read him DOWN. I had to watch it twice.
Dawn?!? Can't have nothing 😭
Mo'Nique Launches New Fitness Movement Following Weight Loss Journey

Reports by environmental groups and health advocates have found that 4 ingredients in Dawn dishwashing liquid have links to cancer and other health issues, resulting in low safety scores.
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Okay so a I have a true little story about how the episcopal church funded the local BPP chapter’s ambulance program and all I’m saying is, Episcopalians: they may surprise you!
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
A coworker's 5 yr old start school... came home saying "6-7" immediately
Middle aged guy think piece:

There is no such thing as monoculture anymore

Every kid across America right now:

Six sevennnn!
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Middle aged guy think piece:

There is no such thing as monoculture anymore

Every kid across America right now:

Six sevennnn!
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This statement from Angie Stone and D’Angelo’s son… Man.