Hope everything's alright in Woking.
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Surely there’s a flat over Woking Pizza Express he could use?
Prince Andrew under pressure to vacate Royal Lodge as negotiations ramp up, say reports
King Charles’ aides reportedly in daily talks over prince’s home which has come under increased scrutiny this week
www.theguardian.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Wimbledon and Woking class 455s 21.10.25 scottishtrains.zenfolio.com/p1053181252/...
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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They should hang it in the Pizza Express in Woking
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Clear and chilly in Newbury this morning. Waiting for the 32,bus to Basingstoke (on it now). Train to Woking for lift to Poperinge 🇧🇪 via tunnel. My first visit to the beer festival (Sat & Sun). Cheers!
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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You have to feel bad for anyone who published a "The Authoritarian Left is Woking my Free Speech" book in 2025, like Homer Simpson investing in pumpkins all through October. You missed your moment! So close!
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I have relieved the driver who kindly brought my set out of the yard (I don’t sign Woking yards) and we’re now on P1 at Woking with 455852 & 455730 preparing to work 2F84 to Waterloo.
And it’s raining!!
And it’s raining!!
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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god thomas pynchon had the right idea about being a public figure and a woking artist and i regret that any of you have ever seen my face or heard my voice or have any direct knowledge of any of my opinions including this one and don't have to just divine my intentions from my work
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Thoughts & prayers to the Pizza Express in Woking.
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Earlier today, I asked the Prime Minister at #PMQs to guarantee that local elections will go ahead next May. He refused!
Democracy isn’t optional - people in #Woking deserve their say at the ballot box.
www.wokingnewsandmail.co.uk/news/politic...
Democracy isn’t optional - people in #Woking deserve their say at the ballot box.
www.wokingnewsandmail.co.uk/news/politic...
WATCH: Sir Keir refuses to say if Surrey elections will take place in 2026
A Surrey MP has criticised the Prime Minister for refusing to guarantee that the county’s elections will take place next May – leaving voters uncertain whether they will get their say at the ballot bo...
www.wokingnewsandmail.co.uk
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Morning world! Day 1/2 has started at 05:25 and I have been seconded to Woking depot today to work their job 6. Semi-fast to Waterloo up the Main, a Dorking and an Alton back to Woking on my sheet today.
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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I feel bad for Hulkenberg. All his amazing efforts wiped out by the Woking bottle jobs
October 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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You can’t call him Prince Andrew anymore. Because of Woking.
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Do you have a copy of 'Noncing for Royals' by Andrew Woking? You do, marvelous.
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October 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Perhaps he should become a ‘commoner’ and pay for things like the rest of us. Perhaps the Pizza Express in Woking will employ him? Doubt it will be enough to pay for his current pad.
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Perhaps he could treat her to Pizza Express , Woking ? Take your own cake ! 😜
October 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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They didn't get the publicity boost that Pizza Express (*cough* IN WOKING *cough*) got 🤣
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The People’s Nonce, here, dressed as the Woking branch of Hobbycraft
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Just spotted a posh guy with a fake moustache and nose combo queuing outside Waterstones in Woking. Must be Andrew Windsor making sure he's first in line for a special new book tomorrow morning.
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Woking my ass => my ass is working
Who does enjoy it ?
Who does enjoy it ?
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Spill or it's exile Andy ..
You'll have to get a job at Woking Pizza express 😪
You'll have to get a job at Woking Pizza express 😪
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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#royal #OTD "The Queen inspects a Guard of Honour of the Welsh Guards at the Brookwood Memorial, dedicated to the men and women of the Commonwealth Land Forces who died in WWII and have no known graves, during its unveiling at the Brookwood Military Cemetary near Woking, Surrey on October 25th 1958
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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who up woking they woker
October 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no Prince Andrew. UK OK.
October 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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