Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧
@tollytb.bsky.social
Bacon Buttie munching decrepid ex rugby player, older than pyramids planning application.Oval balls are harder to juggle.
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This is an interview with (the excellent) Patsy Stevenson and an unbelievably stark example of (quite literally) “Not all men”…
While clip well worth a watch
While clip well worth a watch
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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One of my co-workers was sent home this morning after running around the factory telling everyone he's a light bulb.
I've left too. Told the boss, "I cant work in the dark."
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I've left too. Told the boss, "I cant work in the dark."
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December 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
One of my co-workers was sent home this morning after running around the factory telling everyone he's a light bulb.
I've left too. Told the boss, "I cant work in the dark."
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I've left too. Told the boss, "I cant work in the dark."
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I had a cappuccino made with Alpaca milk yesterday.
An Al Pacino.
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An Al Pacino.
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December 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I had a cappuccino made with Alpaca milk yesterday.
An Al Pacino.
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An Al Pacino.
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Reform Communications director Chris Mason says, "Nigel spoke to me while I massaged his ego, and told me that Nathan Gill was in charge of election funding in Clacton, even though he's never personally met him."
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December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reform Communications director Chris Mason says, "Nigel spoke to me while I massaged his ego, and told me that Nathan Gill was in charge of election funding in Clacton, even though he's never personally met him."
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I'm going to blame you for my election over spend.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm going to blame you for my election over spend.
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"I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
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Ghostbusters Silly Walk GIF
ALT: Ghostbusters Silly Walk GIF
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
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I hear you're an election fraudster as well as a racist now Nigel.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I hear you're an election fraudster as well as a racist now Nigel.
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People often ask why I drink so much.
Well, according to my mate who's a chemist, alcohol is a solution.
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Well, according to my mate who's a chemist, alcohol is a solution.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
People often ask why I drink so much.
Well, according to my mate who's a chemist, alcohol is a solution.
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Well, according to my mate who's a chemist, alcohol is a solution.
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He should get a plumber in to sort out his shite filled skull.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
He should get a plumber in to sort out his shite filled skull.
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The Liz Trussterfvck mantle has been passed on to the next lettuce.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The Liz Trussterfvck mantle has been passed on to the next lettuce.
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Reform voter meltdown as small boat steals are cultural identity and celebrates Xmas.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Reform voter meltdown as small boat steals are cultural identity and celebrates Xmas.
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My girlfriend called on Saturday night and told me she was in Casualty.
I watched the whole episode, and didn't spot her once. She's not answering my calls either.
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I watched the whole episode, and didn't spot her once. She's not answering my calls either.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
My girlfriend called on Saturday night and told me she was in Casualty.
I watched the whole episode, and didn't spot her once. She's not answering my calls either.
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I watched the whole episode, and didn't spot her once. She's not answering my calls either.
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Reposted by Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧
New analysis shows:
That there are now more people alive in the UK that voted Remain in 2016 than those who voted Leave in 2016.
The "will of the people" expressed by direct vote in 2016... has changed.
That there are now more people alive in the UK that voted Remain in 2016 than those who voted Leave in 2016.
The "will of the people" expressed by direct vote in 2016... has changed.
The majority opposed to Brexit has reached eight million
Ministers need courage to keep it that way
kellnerp.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
New analysis shows:
That there are now more people alive in the UK that voted Remain in 2016 than those who voted Leave in 2016.
The "will of the people" expressed by direct vote in 2016... has changed.
That there are now more people alive in the UK that voted Remain in 2016 than those who voted Leave in 2016.
The "will of the people" expressed by direct vote in 2016... has changed.
I got on so well with Dolphins when I went swimming with them.
We just clicked.
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We just clicked.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I got on so well with Dolphins when I went swimming with them.
We just clicked.
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We just clicked.
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Chatting to my West Indian neighbour earlier, and I asked him, "What's the most important rule of hatchet throwing?"
He said, "Don't axe me."
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He said, "Don't axe me."
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December 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Chatting to my West Indian neighbour earlier, and I asked him, "What's the most important rule of hatchet throwing?"
He said, "Don't axe me."
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He said, "Don't axe me."
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I've just been asked to help form a new band. We're going to call it Cellophane.
We mostly wrap.
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We mostly wrap.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I've just been asked to help form a new band. We're going to call it Cellophane.
We mostly wrap.
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We mostly wrap.
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I'm pretty certain not even the Americans spell Piss 'PEACE'
The Bellend Piss Prize goes to..
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The Bellend Piss Prize goes to..
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December 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I'm pretty certain not even the Americans spell Piss 'PEACE'
The Bellend Piss Prize goes to..
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The Bellend Piss Prize goes to..
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I here you're blaming your racism on the Nolan Sisters now Nigel.
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December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I here you're blaming your racism on the Nolan Sisters now Nigel.
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