Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧
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Bacon Buttie munching decrepid ex rugby player, older than pyramids planning application.Oval balls are harder to juggle.
Chatting to my West Indian neighbour earlier, and I asked him, "What's the most important rule of hatchet throwing?"
He said, "Don't axe me."
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He said, "Don't axe me."
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December 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Chatting to my West Indian neighbour earlier, and I asked him, "What's the most important rule of hatchet throwing?"
He said, "Don't axe me."
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He said, "Don't axe me."
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I've just been asked to help form a new band. We're going to call it Cellophane.
We mostly wrap.
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We mostly wrap.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I've just been asked to help form a new band. We're going to call it Cellophane.
We mostly wrap.
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We mostly wrap.
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I'm pretty certain not even the Americans spell Piss 'PEACE'
The Bellend Piss Prize goes to..
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The Bellend Piss Prize goes to..
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December 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I'm pretty certain not even the Americans spell Piss 'PEACE'
The Bellend Piss Prize goes to..
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The Bellend Piss Prize goes to..
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I here you're blaming your racism on the Nolan Sisters now Nigel.
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December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I here you're blaming your racism on the Nolan Sisters now Nigel.
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I had a vasectomy because I didn't want children.
But when I got home they were still there.
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But when I got home they were still there.
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December 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I had a vasectomy because I didn't want children.
But when I got home they were still there.
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But when I got home they were still there.
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The letter E is the only letter of the alphabet to receive gifts from Santa.
That's because the other letters in the alphabet are not E.
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That's because the other letters in the alphabet are not E.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The letter E is the only letter of the alphabet to receive gifts from Santa.
That's because the other letters in the alphabet are not E.
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That's because the other letters in the alphabet are not E.
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Breaking:
Study shows that female cats meow louder when calling males versus females.
This proves that even cats realise men don't listen.
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Study shows that female cats meow louder when calling males versus females.
This proves that even cats realise men don't listen.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Breaking:
Study shows that female cats meow louder when calling males versus females.
This proves that even cats realise men don't listen.
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Study shows that female cats meow louder when calling males versus females.
This proves that even cats realise men don't listen.
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Do YOU like gambling?
Consider sending yourself a letter via Royal Mail containing a £20 note.
Consider sending yourself a letter via Royal Mail containing a £20 note.
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Do YOU like gambling?
Consider sending yourself a letter via Royal Mail containing a £20 note.
Consider sending yourself a letter via Royal Mail containing a £20 note.
To all of my insomniac friends:
Only two sleeps till Xmas.
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Only two sleeps till Xmas.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
To all of my insomniac friends:
Only two sleeps till Xmas.
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Only two sleeps till Xmas.
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Is this the end for Rachel Reeves says Chris Mason, after hunting through her bins and finding a discarded Double Decker wrapper.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Is this the end for Rachel Reeves says Chris Mason, after hunting through her bins and finding a discarded Double Decker wrapper.
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Breaking:
Torygraph says Rachel Reeves must resign, after discovering she once ate a fish finger without first being dipped in tomato sauce 😱
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Torygraph says Rachel Reeves must resign, after discovering she once ate a fish finger without first being dipped in tomato sauce 😱
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December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Breaking:
Torygraph says Rachel Reeves must resign, after discovering she once ate a fish finger without first being dipped in tomato sauce 😱
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Torygraph says Rachel Reeves must resign, after discovering she once ate a fish finger without first being dipped in tomato sauce 😱
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My local cinema has recently been very strict on people bringing in their own snacks when watching movies.
I don't mind though, as I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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I don't mind though, as I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My local cinema has recently been very strict on people bringing in their own snacks when watching movies.
I don't mind though, as I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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I don't mind though, as I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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#PMQs
Kemi Badenoch renews her attack on Rachel Reeves over the Budget, and calls for a probe ( she needs a probe, where the sun doesn't shine)
Keir Starmer says the Tory leader is “completely losing the plot.” (How can she lose something she's never had🤔)
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Kemi Badenoch renews her attack on Rachel Reeves over the Budget, and calls for a probe ( she needs a probe, where the sun doesn't shine)
Keir Starmer says the Tory leader is “completely losing the plot.” (How can she lose something she's never had🤔)
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December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
#PMQs
Kemi Badenoch renews her attack on Rachel Reeves over the Budget, and calls for a probe ( she needs a probe, where the sun doesn't shine)
Keir Starmer says the Tory leader is “completely losing the plot.” (How can she lose something she's never had🤔)
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Kemi Badenoch renews her attack on Rachel Reeves over the Budget, and calls for a probe ( she needs a probe, where the sun doesn't shine)
Keir Starmer says the Tory leader is “completely losing the plot.” (How can she lose something she's never had🤔)
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Keir Starmer says that "wild promises were made" about Brexit.
He adds: "The same argument is now being made about the ECHR"
In which case we should remain in one, and begin the process of rejoining the other.
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He adds: "The same argument is now being made about the ECHR"
In which case we should remain in one, and begin the process of rejoining the other.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Keir Starmer says that "wild promises were made" about Brexit.
He adds: "The same argument is now being made about the ECHR"
In which case we should remain in one, and begin the process of rejoining the other.
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He adds: "The same argument is now being made about the ECHR"
In which case we should remain in one, and begin the process of rejoining the other.
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I've often had cause to reflect on the use of mirrors.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I've often had cause to reflect on the use of mirrors.
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I had a wonderful date last night.
This evening I'll try a grape.
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This evening I'll try a grape.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I had a wonderful date last night.
This evening I'll try a grape.
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This evening I'll try a grape.
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Fun fact:
You can't buy a brand new sign.
Once it's been looked at, it's used.
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You can't buy a brand new sign.
Once it's been looked at, it's used.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Fun fact:
You can't buy a brand new sign.
Once it's been looked at, it's used.
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You can't buy a brand new sign.
Once it's been looked at, it's used.
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