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Bacon Buttie munching decrepid ex rugby player, older than pyramids planning application.Oval balls are harder to juggle.
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It's the season of light trails... a wonderful Christmas choreography of lights and music.

Hertfordshire's biggest Christmas Light Trail is at Ashridge House. Norfolk has the amazing Blickling Hall illuminations.

It's a mix of Oh's and Ah's and exercise. Look out for one near you...
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Worked for me🤪
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December 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Who had this for xmas? 🙋‍♂️
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December 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Proper selection box
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December 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Just a note…

While it’s true that everyone has a different character profile, with certain traits showing up more strongly in some people than others, it’s important to recognise that this doesn’t mean someone can be “a little bit” ASD or ADHD.

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December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Anyone else find it odd that Wally is never around when there's a big story about Reform Ltd brewing.
#Electionfraud
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December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Numpty Hopkins is a comedian in much the same way as Nigel Fuhrage isn't a Cvnt.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
This 💯 👇
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This is an interview with (the excellent) Patsy Stevenson and an unbelievably stark example of (quite literally) “Not all men”…

While clip well worth a watch
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
One of my co-workers was sent home this morning after running around the factory telling everyone he's a light bulb.

I've left too. Told the boss, "I cant work in the dark."

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December 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I had a cappuccino made with Alpaca milk yesterday.

An Al Pacino.

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December 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Reform Communications director Chris Mason says, "Nigel spoke to me while I massaged his ego, and told me that Nathan Gill was in charge of election funding in Clacton, even though he's never personally met him."
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December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm going to blame you for my election over spend.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
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Ghostbusters Silly Walk GIF
ALT: Ghostbusters Silly Walk GIF
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I hear you're an election fraudster as well as a racist now Nigel.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
People often ask why I drink so much.

Well, according to my mate who's a chemist, alcohol is a solution.

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December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
He should get a plumber in to sort out his shite filled skull.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The Liz Trussterfvck mantle has been passed on to the next lettuce.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Reform voter meltdown as small boat steals are cultural identity and celebrates Xmas.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
My girlfriend called on Saturday night and told me she was in Casualty.

I watched the whole episode, and didn't spot her once. She's not answering my calls either.

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December 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM