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Bacon Buttie munching decrepid ex rugby player, older than pyramids planning application.Oval balls are harder to juggle.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2h

Did you run through fields of wheat together?
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2h

🎶 Underground, overground, Wombling free, the Wombles sing Farage is a Twunt you see🎶
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 4h

People often ask what I did at university. Well, I studied dad jokes.

I have a degree in sighcology.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 5h

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 6h

Prime Minister Farage
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 6h

My girlfriend came in last night and said, "I wanted to cheer you up, so I've bought you an audio book on weights and measures."

"Thanks, that speaks volumes."

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

Morning Claire 👋
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

"And the media doesn't cover bribery either."
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
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Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 1d

Making a mockery of the law: judicial treatment of non-volent direct action
Judicial refusal to allow people to say why they are protesting is both illegal and immoral

westenglandbylines.co.uk/politics/hum...

Making a mockery of the law: judicial treatment of non-volent direct action

Judicial refusal to allow people to say why they are protesting is both illegal and immoral

westenglandbylines.co.uk

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

I've just put together a new band. We're called 'The Pencil'

We're still looking for the lead.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 1d

I was reversing my car out of the driveway earlier and spotted a magician standing directly behind the car. I stopped and got out to ask him to move, but he had disappeared.

It must have been an obstactle illusion.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

"Roubles baby, yeah."
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

I'm stunned, shocked, stupified, astounded, amazed, astonished, dumbfounded. NOT.
The woman beating Dubai ant could be in serious doo doo.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

Vasectomies only work if you remember to tell your partner about them.

Otherwise, she will just keep getting pregnant.

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

Conservative party conference after party organised by Michael Gove.
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

You there boy, has Trump verbally shat himself yet after the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize was revealed?
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2d

"Nathan, do you fancy a few hundred thousand Roubles to make some statements? There's a nice Russian gentleman in the corner with a bag of cash. Nudge nudge, wink wink."
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