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mythbri.bsky.social
You have to know that his inner thighs must be the same texture and toughness as poorly tanned cowhide.
February 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
seej500.bsky.social
i'm not fucking looking you can't make me look at the nipples of that tanned hide of a man
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
ginerso.bsky.social
As always RFK Jr looks like a kangaroo’s sunburnt ballsack tanned and stretched out over an uneven brick. Kid Rock is just there trying to figure out how his head is shaped like the inside of an oversized novelty cowboy hat.
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2h
Who's up for an official U.S. government video showing RFK Jr. working out with Kid Rock and doing a cold water plunge in jeans
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
antlervel.vet
I’ve been meaning to rewatch that. I earnestly love that movie, it’s so strange seeing Tom H tanned
February 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
academicfascism84.bsky.social
I wonder if they tanned this balls together too
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
hcvt.bsky.social
I’m from Oklahoma and watching shirtless men work out in jeans reminds me of my youth. Which was awful because of old, overly-tanned shirtless men in 👖 lurking around every corner at the Y.
February 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
girlpower2023007.bsky.social
Since it’s Black History Month…I try to use my memory skills prior to🗣️on the goodness in anyone across color lines…especially since I’m made up of 4 different cultures, but my skin tone is Caramel…hint: I’m above DJT’s overly spray tanned self…who thinks he’s not just a King, but a Superior Ruler🙄😠😤
February 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
dynacronspicemix.bsky.social
Rouge, Brazilian Miku and KOF’s Angel (un)dressed as Carnival Queens in motive of celebrating South American’s Carnival holidays.
#rougethebat #rouge #brazilianmiku #angel #kof #latinas #carnival #bbw #tanlines #spicemixx
A drawing of Rouge, Brazilian Miku, and Angel from The King of Fighters, they all have exaggerated breast and butt proprtions and tanned skin. They’re all wearing Carnival Queen jewel-bikinis and ornaments (crown, wings, feather tails, flowers, etc.) while dancing and smiling to the viewer on a Parade float in allusion to the South American Carnival Holidays. The arch-sign behind them reads “Carnival queens”. A drawing of Rouge, Brazilian Miku, and Angel from The King of Fighters, they all have exaggerated breast and butt proprtions and tanned skin. They’re all wearing Carnival Queen ornaments (crown, wings, feather tails, flowers, etc.) but are notoriously without their jewel-bikinis, being otherwise naked with their big breasts, nipples and butt fully exposed while dancing and smiling to the viewer on a Parade float in allusion to the South American Carnival Holidays. The arch-sign behind them reads “Carnival queens”.
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
gonewildreddit.bsky.social
Wish you were here for some tanned oily fun in the sun 🧡 [f]
Credit to the original poster TickleSparklePickel who posted this on r/gonewild on February 17th, 2026 at 10:44 PM UTC. Wish you were here for some tanned oily fun in the sun 🧡 [f] Wish you were here for some tanned oily fun in the sun 🧡 [f] Wish you were here for some tanned oily fun in the sun 🧡 [f]
February 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
cynvii.bsky.social
i raise you one (1) scrungly man (ok he's not actually very scrungly at all, but he's still my scrungle) - also congrats on 5k, Bex!!!
digital portrait of the poster's OC, Faustus. He's a lightly tanned man with freckles scattered across his skin; he has a full, closely shaved beard and a fancy twirled moustache, which is dark hair to contrast the white hair on his head - which is swept to one side, and relatively short. He has two little horns protruding from his forehead as his bright green eyes glance off to the right of the viewer. same OC as before, Faustus, except this time he's in monochrome; half his face shadowed as he looks thoughtful. He's missing his horns in this drawing. Faustus once more, this time more of a sepia toned piece. His horns are bigger, his eyes blacked out save for glowing blue irises. He wears a crown of thorns, his clawed hand covering half his face as he grins at the viewer.
February 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
sk3tchyarts.bsky.social
Bless for the tag!
Hello all! I'm Siggi, an artist from the East Coast of the US. I be doodlin, and I have a discount going on in my shop rn for valentine's

bsky.app/profile/sk3t...
3 identical poses with the same blue furred, black haired, gold eyed, 7foot 1inch tall firbolg, but each in different clothes. The first is Lou in just purple boxers, the second is him in a comfortable royal purple shirt, fishnet shirt underneath, dark pants that stop at the knee where they meet tanned brown “socks” that show his heel and toes. The third is this same outfit under a pair of brown boots, a chain shirt, and coppery-bronze chest piece with bright orangish yellow shoulder spikes. Digital art of a tattooed drow named Idarra, bright blue eyes in black sclera scanning over himself in a bathroom mirror post bar fight. His white hair is wet and slicked back, he's touching his split lower lip with his wedding ring hand, green towel around his bruised waist with patterned monkey faces and bananas. A speech bubble on the right upper corner says "Shit... No hiding this one from Varric..." The bathroom counter has a pink toothbrush (his) and a green toothbrush (his fiancé's). The background shows a shower, bath mat, patterned curtain, and patterned pink-tan walls.
February 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
3igpicture.bsky.social
Eyes have to be the sexiest body part. Especially eyes like Sindys. Or no?

#portraitart #artphotography  #nudeshoot #boudoirphotos  
#sensualstyle  #fullfigured #goldenconfidence #brownskin
#tanskin #modeling #asian #asiangirl #bikini #tanned #tanning #tan #nomakeup
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
drivewest.bsky.social
This is the first time I’ve seen Max Headroom’s tanned, muscular physique.
February 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
sarahsuccubus.bsky.social
comm for @charthesquid.bsky.social of their Greedy Gyaru Marvelous Sunday persona feat. hapless payslave Meisho Doto
A tanned Marvelous Sunday with heavy gyaru makeup and bleached hair, standing over a kneeling Meisho Doto. Marvey wears a gold leotard, gold thigh-highs, and gold high heels, and shows off a financial app indicating that she's received $1,000 dollars. Doto wears nothing but a frayed T-shirt that doesn't cover her breasts and reads "BROKE BITCH." Doto is pleading: "Send more? Make me send more? Please?"
February 17, 2026 at 7:05 PM
mattcohen.bsky.social
Since CBS is doubling down on being the Censored Broadcasting System, check out this 1968 MAD Magazine article about CBS censoring The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour.

This couplet is especially apt:
"Don't pan the man who's bottle-tanned
Quit the wit that bites the hand..."
#colbert #Talarico
This is a MAD Magazine article called "A CBS-TV Summer Memo To The Smothered Brothers." It was written by Ronnie Nathan and illustrated by Jack Rickard. The art depicts Tom and Dick Smothers with gags in their mouths. They've been chained up with locks that say "Network Pressure" and "Sponsor Sensitivity." The article reads: "WHEN YOU RETURN THIS FALL... Be funny, boys, but don't offend The sponsor who's your network's friend. Be funny, boys, but compromise With those who pay to advertise. About commercials do not joke, And cut the coughing when you smoke. Don't quip about computers, please, Or ride the auto companies. Don't laugh detergents down the drain, Or jest about the aeroplane. Don't kid the guy who wears cologne, And kid you not the telephone. Don't pan the man who's bottle-tanned, Quit the wit that bites the hand... Be funny, boys, but don't offend The viewers on whom we depend. Be funny, boys, but do not twist The nose of any chauvinist. Don't tweak the beak of Bird-man's mate, Or bait a certain Southern state. Don't fool around with Uncle Sam, And stay away from Vietnam. Keep out of War or we are lost, Avoid the Draft at any cost. Recruitment gags we don't allow, Lay off the C.I.A. and Dow. Don't kid the Blacks, don't kid the Whites, Cross out the Klan and Civil Rights... Be funny, boys, but not too odd, For heaven's sake, don't mention God. Be funny, boys, but it's taboo To clown with Catholic or Jew. You may not spoof, it's understood, The sacredness of Motherhood. Refrain from cracks that might compel Such blasphemies as Dam or Hell. Don't speak of sex in your routine, Remember you must keep it clean. Refer to great as chest instead, And couch in other words, a bed. When in the course of our empty, No interjection like 'Bolshoi!'. Aside from that, boys, do feel free To knock 'em dead for old C.B."
February 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
mattcohen.bsky.social
In 1968 MAD Magazine ran a poem about CBS censoring The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. It's worth revisiting in light of

This couplet is especially apt:
"Don't pan the man who's bottle-tanned
Quit the wit that bites the hand..." #colbert #Talarico
This is a MAD Magazine article called "A CBS-TV Summer Memo To The Smothered Brothers." It was written by Ronnie Nathan and illustrated by Jack Rickard. The art depicts Tom and Dick Smothers with gags in their mouths. They've been chained up with locks that say "Network Pressure" and "Sponsor Sensitivity." The article reads: "WHEN YOU RETURN THIS FALL... Be funny, boys, but don't offend The sponsor who's your network's friend. Be funny, boys, but compromise With those who pay to advertise. About commercials do not joke, And cut the coughing when you smoke. Don't quip about computers, please, Or ride the auto companies. Don't laugh detergents down the drain, Or jest about the aeroplane. Don't kid the guy who wears cologne, And kid you not the telephone. Don't pan the man who's bottle-tanned, Quit the wit that bites the hand... Be funny, boys, but don't offend The viewers on whom we depend. Be funny, boys, but do not twist The nose of any chauvinist. Don't tweak the beak of Bird-man's mate, Or bait a certain Southern state. Don't fool around with Uncle Sam, And stay away from Vietnam. Keep out of War or we are lost, Avoid the Draft at any cost. Recruitment gags we don't allow, Lay off the C.I.A. and Dow. Don't kid the Blacks, don't kid the Whites, Cross out the Klan and Civil Rights... Be funny, boys, but not too odd, For heaven's sake, don't mention God. Be funny, boys, but it's taboo To clown with Catholic or Jew. You may not spoof, it's understood, The sacredness of Motherhood. Refrain from cracks that might compel Such blasphemies as Dam or Hell. Don't speak of sex in your routine, Remember you must keep it clean. Refer to great as chest instead, And couch in other words, a bed. When in the course of our empty, No interjection like 'Bolshoi!'. Aside from that, boys, do feel free To knock 'em dead for old C.B."
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
beedokfern.bsky.social
This is a set! Do not separate them!

Meet Bartholomew and N. One's a mildly feral genetically engineered super soldier, the other is the poor rank and file trooper who's mind was digitized and put in a neural implant to keep her in line.
Sticker that says 'this is a set do not separate' A tanned woman with buzzed blonde hair clinging to a pale man with black hair cut jar head style. She's saying 'If I'm stuck with you in my head, then you're stuck with me in yours!'. He doesn't seem happy about that. The cover art for War Dog's Leash showing the blonde woman grinning while a screen covers half her face showing half the face of her tired human neurally implanted supervisor.
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
lordpiss.bsky.social
gavin newsom is a spray-tanned, slicked hair conservative freak with nothing but cold ambition in his heart, and it should tell you a lot about the democratic party that he's a potential standard bearer
February 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
josephacarrinmaine.bsky.social
Indoor tanning it is #tanned #nude
Tanned
February 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
malasuette.bsky.social
My tanned skin helping me beat the white man allegations at long last.
February 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
afronomenonstudio.bsky.social
Some never before release stack of ZeraxAbelxLuna.

*I recommend reading the Alt-Text.

#Afronomenon #Polygamy #Vampire
A man skin dark and reflecting a starry night 🌃 , a black woman with skin as pale as the moon feast on thier partner *cunnilingus. The Man sucking on her clit while the Woman tongues her opening. In a dark room lit with candles and moonlight, 3 beings are on a large bed. A Black man skin Dark in its shadows reflecting the night sky. Sandwiched between a Woman Vampire, pale as the moon feeding on his neck from behind. As a petite tanned vampire rides him front the front her expression mischievous as she looks to the Man lost in pleasure. In a dark room lit with the glow of a lamp and an open window, the view of the city lights of night. A Black man skin dark like the night sky sits in a cushioned chair, nude and being handled by a petite tanskinned vampire on her knees. Her tongue lapping the mans balls as one of her hands stroke his cock The room is hazy, full of pleasures with three beings. A black man skin dark as the night and starry sky cradles the open legs of a small vampire tanned skin in front but her facing away from him. Her eyes partly rolled back from pleasure as shes bound by starry night tentacles. As too the other woman skin pale as the moon if not for the pleasure of being bounded and penetrated by the tentacles. The Dark man's expression is tense in pleasure as he is in control of the tentacles. Thrusting himself into the vampire in his hold, and working the tentacles on the other.
February 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
law-gamma-order.bsky.social
She nodded. “If you wanna swing,” her form changed to regular Jen, 5’6 and tanned skin. “I’ll take a cab and meet you there.”
webofspider-man.bsky.social 𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤! @webofspider-man.bsky.social · 9h
That got a snicker out of him.

"Okay! We're going to the Lower East side from Shu Jiao Fu Zhou!"
law-gamma-order.bsky.social 𝒥𝐸𝒩𝒩𝐼𝐹𝐸𝑅 𝒲𝒜𝐿𝒯𝐸𝑅𝒮 @law-gamma-order.bsky.social · 9h
“That totally makes sense. You know what? Yeah, sober day. Or else she-hulk will start thinking I use her as a liquor dump.”
February 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
lowtidegooner.bsky.social
Most american parents have a plan for that talk. We know its only a matter of time before our kids witness 7 fat soldiers pistol whip and disappear a preteen for being too tanned.

"Where are they taking her, Daddy?"

"What did she do wrong?"
February 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM