#schmorgasbord
I just got one of the last 3 tickets to Tiffany Haddish and I’m also seeing Bamford. I never do it but I might badge for Moontower Comedy this year. Wish I could swing seeing Aziz Ansari too, what a schmorgasbord!

#MooontowerComedyFest
April 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
have a schmorgasbord of a timeline. now tell me you can read it so i know this wasn't a wasted effort
Timeline: The Biden administration on Gaza, in its own words
Al Jazeera looks at Washington’s main statements and positions on Israel’s war in Gaza and how policy shifted over time.
www.aljazeera.com
June 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
January 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A schmorgasbord.
September 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The fiancée daughter is visiting with her new bf, and we're doing a sort of charcuterie schmorgasbord for them tmrw. In addition to traditional meats cheeses and fruits, we made our own pickles, and I'm making sweet charred brusselsprouts, homemade bruschetta, and a family recipe dip.

Excited
September 24, 2023 at 6:14 AM
Please remember and repeat profusely right up to the election:
The most draconian measures in the Billionaire Schmorgasbord Bill are set to go effective AFTER the election. The real pain will not be felt until after the Repubs get to campaign: "See, things aren't so bad. We'd never hurt you."
June 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Um, after which 's'?

Schmorgasbord
Smorgaschbord

Or both

Schmorgaschbord
February 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
It bugs me more than it ought to when people say "schmorgasbord".
Meanwhile so many people incorrectly assume the actual Greek origin of “smegma” or the Swedish origin of “smorgasbord” must instead be I guess Yiddish, because so many people assume they begin with “schm” and not “sm”
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I first heard about smorgasbord in the late 60's- early 70's. People were unsure how to pronounce the word correctly so a lot said "schmorgasbord" instead of "smorgasbord." Local tv news screwed up the pronunciation all the time.
February 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
you get a schmorgasbord (and a cat bc i think it would be funny lol) 💖🫰🏻🐇
April 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Um, after which 's'?

Schmorgasbord
Smorgaschbord

Or both

Schmorgaschbord
I just realized I've been pronouncing the word "smorgasbord" with a 'ch' after the 's' all this time and I have no idea why. More on this news as it develops.
February 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
they dont know which ones to actually use so theyre just going with the schmorgasbord option
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Thanks so much for everything you brought to the schmorgasbord of goodness that was Svelte 5!

Dying to know who the lucky campers who managed to snaffle you are… but I guess we’ll find out in due course!
August 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Maybe from Lavern and Shirley? Schlameal, schlamozle, schmorgasbord incorporated. 😁
February 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Lovely to see the Pev and Steevio release on Schmorgasbord back in stock on Rwd Fwd after a chance run in at the pub with Ossia and a box of records, doing bits the Brizzle way. An overlooked release, but definitely stood the test of time. Just listen to this monster: soundcloud.com/schmorgasbor...
01 A1 - Pev - Edges
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soundcloud.com
August 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM