This is literally my office situation. The moment it hits 3pm my retinas are being hit with solar flares.
a white cat is looking at a computer screen .
ALT: a white cat is looking at a computer screen .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is literally my office situation. The moment it hits 3pm my retinas are being hit with solar flares.
"There may be permanent afterimages burnt into their retinas from the flash."
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"There may be permanent afterimages burnt into their retinas from the flash."
Oh my… Mauswole is burned in my mental retinas now .w.
But on a serious note… (exaggerated) masculine physique is definitely on my roadmap 💪^w^
But on a serious note… (exaggerated) masculine physique is definitely on my roadmap 💪^w^
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Oh my… Mauswole is burned in my mental retinas now .w.
But on a serious note… (exaggerated) masculine physique is definitely on my roadmap 💪^w^
But on a serious note… (exaggerated) masculine physique is definitely on my roadmap 💪^w^
My laptop's only at 60%, and it's plugged in. Bumping it up to 100 for a few seconds almost blew out my retinas. Particularly when it came to white text.
February 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
My laptop's only at 60%, and it's plugged in. Bumping it up to 100 for a few seconds almost blew out my retinas. Particularly when it came to white text.
Scorched into my retinas
Stuck to my brain tissue
Stuck to my brain tissue
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Scorched into my retinas
Stuck to my brain tissue
Stuck to my brain tissue
what
Quinn, pls tell us you were peeping at that thru a paper plate with a tiny slit cut-out to protect your retinas
Quinn, pls tell us you were peeping at that thru a paper plate with a tiny slit cut-out to protect your retinas
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
what
Quinn, pls tell us you were peeping at that thru a paper plate with a tiny slit cut-out to protect your retinas
Quinn, pls tell us you were peeping at that thru a paper plate with a tiny slit cut-out to protect your retinas
It's a simple technical consideration. Too many audience retinas get burned when an IMAX screen suddenly cuts to a white person closeup.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It's a simple technical consideration. Too many audience retinas get burned when an IMAX screen suddenly cuts to a white person closeup.
Thanks for searing that into my retinas. The more I learn, the more red yarn I can put on the crime board in my brain.
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Thanks for searing that into my retinas. The more I learn, the more red yarn I can put on the crime board in my brain.
searing this into my retinas btw
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
searing this into my retinas btw
Oh they're great, mine is on from October to April, aimed at the back of my retinas.
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Oh they're great, mine is on from October to April, aimed at the back of my retinas.
I suddenly felt the urge to burn my own retinas and everyone else’s - with some acid colors.
It turned out kinda fun.
So yeah, this is my fanmade JoJo Stand, Lesson In Pain.
#digitalart #sketch #jojostand #portrait #flowers
It turned out kinda fun.
So yeah, this is my fanmade JoJo Stand, Lesson In Pain.
#digitalart #sketch #jojostand #portrait #flowers
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I suddenly felt the urge to burn my own retinas and everyone else’s - with some acid colors.
It turned out kinda fun.
So yeah, this is my fanmade JoJo Stand, Lesson In Pain.
#digitalart #sketch #jojostand #portrait #flowers
It turned out kinda fun.
So yeah, this is my fanmade JoJo Stand, Lesson In Pain.
#digitalart #sketch #jojostand #portrait #flowers
The lifted trucks with L.E.D.s Wasn't Enough.
Ever since the Cyber Truck, so many cars have giant horizontal bars that span their entire front and they beam fluorescent light into your retinas.
I'm so tired of having a small car because I literally can't fckinjbf see with these ppl behind me.
Ever since the Cyber Truck, so many cars have giant horizontal bars that span their entire front and they beam fluorescent light into your retinas.
I'm so tired of having a small car because I literally can't fckinjbf see with these ppl behind me.
February 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The lifted trucks with L.E.D.s Wasn't Enough.
Ever since the Cyber Truck, so many cars have giant horizontal bars that span their entire front and they beam fluorescent light into your retinas.
I'm so tired of having a small car because I literally can't fckinjbf see with these ppl behind me.
Ever since the Cyber Truck, so many cars have giant horizontal bars that span their entire front and they beam fluorescent light into your retinas.
I'm so tired of having a small car because I literally can't fckinjbf see with these ppl behind me.
Ugh Tuesday Thursday mandatory office days from now on. Can’t wait to get a debilitating headache 40% of the week because the pixelated angled drawing monitors reflect the fluorescent rectangular ceiling lights directly into my retinas.
February 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Ugh Tuesday Thursday mandatory office days from now on. Can’t wait to get a debilitating headache 40% of the week because the pixelated angled drawing monitors reflect the fluorescent rectangular ceiling lights directly into my retinas.
Aaron deserves a gold medal for having to listen and watch every minute of this craziness so we don’t. I’m so happy your retinas haven’t burned yet! 🤯
February 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Aaron deserves a gold medal for having to listen and watch every minute of this craziness so we don’t. I’m so happy your retinas haven’t burned yet! 🤯
I told a man he was the sun and I was burning my retinas into absolutely nothingness
What is the most creative way you can tell another human being that their mere existence ignites within you a fire????
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I told a man he was the sun and I was burning my retinas into absolutely nothingness
Think of your retinas!
February 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Think of your retinas!
“For those of you without a colour television, be thankful for your undamaged retinas”
#ComeDancing
#Wogan #StandOnMeLittleTippyToes
#ComeDancing
#Wogan #StandOnMeLittleTippyToes
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
“For those of you without a colour television, be thankful for your undamaged retinas”
#ComeDancing
#Wogan #StandOnMeLittleTippyToes
#ComeDancing
#Wogan #StandOnMeLittleTippyToes
damn, wonder what cells in your retinas account for that?
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
damn, wonder what cells in your retinas account for that?
**Rolls eyes so hard the retinas detach and get embedded in ceiling**
February 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
**Rolls eyes so hard the retinas detach and get embedded in ceiling**
Good news is you no longer need your eyes as the advertising hoardings will have burnt your retinas. 😭 not the afternoon to be having.
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Good news is you no longer need your eyes as the advertising hoardings will have burnt your retinas. 😭 not the afternoon to be having.
In the past, most of the metrics and approaches to such evidence-based standard procedures looked at each component step separately. For example, when taking care of a diabetic patient, check the foot for ulcers or a pulse. Check the kidneys for function. Examine the retinas.
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 AM
In the past, most of the metrics and approaches to such evidence-based standard procedures looked at each component step separately. For example, when taking care of a diabetic patient, check the foot for ulcers or a pulse. Check the kidneys for function. Examine the retinas.
Right into the Sun. 🌞
The future's so bright, I've gotta wear shades.
The future's so bright, I've gotta wear shades.
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Right into the Sun. 🌞
The future's so bright, I've gotta wear shades.
The future's so bright, I've gotta wear shades.
I’m pretty sure the part of my retinas that detect “cheap fake gold” just got fried, like looking directly into an eclipse.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I’m pretty sure the part of my retinas that detect “cheap fake gold” just got fried, like looking directly into an eclipse.
1. Spyro the Dragon (replay)
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
1. Spyro the Dragon (replay)
color contrast of this open graph image is destroying my retinas
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
color contrast of this open graph image is destroying my retinas