#mfw
MFW I’m in line for the Starbucks bathroom and the guy in front doesn’t know the code
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
mfw my duo and I co-op a left-right mixup with handshake tagging after an assist and that shit hit like clockwork
a man wearing a nike shirt is talking to another man in a blue hat
ALT: a man wearing a nike shirt is talking to another man in a blue hat
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January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Mfw watching bama get blown out today
Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
mfw i get to talk about hop pokemon for any reason
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
>mfw I wanted to focus on just these two for the 1/1 post, only to realize having one of them somehow do a 6 with one hand was going to be difficult. Yay improvising!
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
mfw comedian Ricky Martin is back on the stream... and so is DB! Wow! AND we'll be revealing our new year's resolutions! Cool! It's our first stream of 2026 - don't miss it! twitch.tv/gooffkings
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
mfw Things get Stranger
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Mfw I dont post much 😔
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
mfw i have to start over on my ps5 because i kept getting frustrated about continous crashes on my pc...... maybe it's a sign that i should stop while i'm still ahead
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
MFW FACE WHEN your taking too long 🎃
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
mfw I thought I sold a $5 adopt but instead I got a $50 tip 🥹🥰😭
*Thinking to myself* aw hell yeah- *processes what it actually said and gets dizzy* oOooh!!?

hungry puppy eat food challenge activate yeaaaa!!! :'3
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
mfw
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
>vendo artista de twitter anti-IA por ser crime contra propriedade intelectual alheia
>looks inside
>ganha a vida cometendo crimes contra propriedade intelectual alheia, fazendo mais dinheiro que eu no mês
>mfw
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
mfw my based nazi chatbot apologizes for generating a mountain of CSAM
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
MFW I drive up to the Sam’s Club gas station just to see it’s closed
"I ain't buying that fake-fake punt crap."
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Mfw unintentionally mormon
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Mfw I’m about to unleash the silly
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January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
mfw even the thought of having sex makes me cry

some days are worse than others

i wish i wasn't ace
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
mfw someone calls me cishet
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Mfw I see some Heat slander
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Mfw I see actual character analysis on Sandrone that delves into her selfishness, her hypocrisy, her shaky feelings about the legacy she's connected to, and all the symbolism that's been built up for her since day one 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
mfw a fixation is deader than a fruit fly in a glass of juice so i gotta wait for it to come back bc i cant make anything related to it unless im hyperfixated
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
mfw that happened
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
mfw the only person who liked my promo post who Isnt a mass promo liker just out for follower numbers is a minor (listed in my dni) 😭💔
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM