three many secret lairs
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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this is unbelievably funny given the average magic player's opinion on secret lairs right now lmaooo
we’vE entereD the point of no return. and it’s kinda nice here.
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Actually, you’d Better serve the Community if you printed to Demand so Everyone could skip the Frustration and Gain access to the lairs they were Hoping for.
Casually Building hype one confusing tweet at a time.
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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while y'all are buying secret lairs I just bought a fancy ionic hair dryer
we need to talk about the real issues facing women in magic and that's how financially demanding it is to look good and also play magic 💅
we need to talk about the real issues facing women in magic and that's how financially demanding it is to look good and also play magic 💅
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Secret lairs have been a scam from the get go and you guys keep falling for them
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Good. Keep the lairs on GOP not with us
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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casting the spell that makes my secret lairs ship NOW
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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what card is this these secret lairs are getting crazy
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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You can like the cardboard and the stuff printed on the it and realize Secret Lairs are a combination of weaponized FOMO and unsustainable hypercapitalistic tendencies where WOTC just gets to print money for free. You can draw a straight line from the TWD secret lair and the state of Standard.
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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A Judge told AG blondie and Noem they were both lairs yesterday. Another Judge sentenced BP agent Bovino to show in court his video for the day because she does not trust him because he throws smoke bombs at kids going to a Halloween party..Another Judge clamps down on these liars and assholes!
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I had a friend in my old playgroup who’d ,at the time, spent the last four years in Germany, and so all of his cards were German, and I would legit rather play across the table from that than secret lairs
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Four two many Secret Lairs
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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It should be like this every day. Orcs don't need light or other 19th-century technological trinkets in their underground lairs.😁
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October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I'm not normally one for Secret Lairs, but this...this is HILARIOUS. #MTGSecretLair @kieranyanner.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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And now, Commander night.
New deck, made entirely of Secret Lairs, on the Evo mat, helmed by Andre The Giant.
Real MTG players hate me.
New deck, made entirely of Secret Lairs, on the Evo mat, helmed by Andre The Giant.
Real MTG players hate me.
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Go to he Secret Lair Homepage and add one of the available Lairs (like the Extra Life charity one) to your cart and then go to your cart. You'll be automatically placed in queue and can add the Lair you actually want to your cart later on.
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I fully gave up on Secret Lairs since I waited all day in the queue for the Marvel one and got nothing.
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I'm not attempting to yuck anyone's yum here, or tell you how you should spend your money, but...
In place of one of the Secret Lairs that drop tomorrow, maybe consider helping out a local food bank or shelter with the $ cost of whatever you would buy.
Or get your Lairs and still donate!
In place of one of the Secret Lairs that drop tomorrow, maybe consider helping out a local food bank or shelter with the $ cost of whatever you would buy.
Or get your Lairs and still donate!
October 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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oh today is ‘ghostly lairs’ maybe not maybe tomorrow is cat and bear baking 🩷
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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how it feels to be at work right now as someone who doesn't buy secret lairs
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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“C.G.T. is very unfair on landlords, and soon they will have nowhere to live but seasteadings and secret volcanic lairs,” Willis said.
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I honestly can't stand doing pubs on Oshaune cause people always fucking separate soon as we run into the caves.
They run off alone, trigger the stalker lairs (also ignore them) then get pissy when they're mobbed by the bugs.
Mech divers are the worst culprits of this.
They run off alone, trigger the stalker lairs (also ignore them) then get pissy when they're mobbed by the bugs.
Mech divers are the worst culprits of this.
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Can you imitate your original sales model? I don't care if I have to wait a couple months, I want to be sure I and everyone else who wants to buy the lairs get to.
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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That may well be the case but it's because they scattered after their defeats into little pockets of Evil here and there. The Menace lured them from their lairs into the open so we can now see exactly who they are. We will never eradicate it-there will always be Evil-but we can disempower them again
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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It's new (ish) story day!!! PodCastle made a delightful production of "The Hunter, the Monster, and the Things That Could Have Been", originally published in Monster Lairs (edited by Anna Madden). Hope y'all enjoy!! There might be a fresh story coming out with PodCastle in the future, too... 👀
#PC915: The Hunter, the Monster, and the Things That Could Have Been by Leah Ning, read by Amanda Ching. Previously published in Monster Lairs (Dark Matter INK, October 2023). Rated PG-13
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October 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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