Verbal diarrhea .. it just spills out of him
February 17, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Verbal diarrhea .. it just spills out of him
I’m seeing more and more #apple quality defects, but when I fantasize about leaving the ecosystem, I find another story about Microsoft replacing its cafeteria workers with automated diarrhea machines and I realize we’re all over a damn barrel here.
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I’m seeing more and more #apple quality defects, but when I fantasize about leaving the ecosystem, I find another story about Microsoft replacing its cafeteria workers with automated diarrhea machines and I realize we’re all over a damn barrel here.
Lindsey certainly doesn't lose any chance to tell the world he has always been proud of being a feral warmongering beast.
His bloodlust really cannot be satiated enough it appears...
His bloodlust really cannot be satiated enough it appears...
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Lindsey certainly doesn't lose any chance to tell the world he has always been proud of being a feral warmongering beast.
His bloodlust really cannot be satiated enough it appears...
His bloodlust really cannot be satiated enough it appears...
To be fair, opening with diarrhea was a bold choice
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
To be fair, opening with diarrhea was a bold choice
Can you even imagine the horror of a CEO unable to afford a third yacht?
That's the level of mental diarrhea of many people.
That's the level of mental diarrhea of many people.
February 17, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Can you even imagine the horror of a CEO unable to afford a third yacht?
That's the level of mental diarrhea of many people.
That's the level of mental diarrhea of many people.
from painful constipation to massive diarrhea
February 17, 2026 at 6:32 AM
from painful constipation to massive diarrhea
Dog woke me up at 4:30am with violent diarrhea (side effect of the chemo) and I can't get back to sleep. So what else is there to do except Reheated Rivalry for the 4th time? 🤷🏻
February 17, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Dog woke me up at 4:30am with violent diarrhea (side effect of the chemo) and I can't get back to sleep. So what else is there to do except Reheated Rivalry for the 4th time? 🤷🏻
bad news, Mario: you gotta wallop this big fuck we named Diarrhea
February 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
bad news, Mario: you gotta wallop this big fuck we named Diarrhea
…hmmm… let’s say the hairs are from someone ridiculous—an ape, maybe? A brain-damaged ape — that’s good! —and also the toilets are overflowing with diarrhea and the bathroom is in hell — make that the lowest depths of hell.
I am good at writing words next to each other, please clap.
I am good at writing words next to each other, please clap.
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 AM
…hmmm… let’s say the hairs are from someone ridiculous—an ape, maybe? A brain-damaged ape — that’s good! —and also the toilets are overflowing with diarrhea and the bathroom is in hell — make that the lowest depths of hell.
I am good at writing words next to each other, please clap.
I am good at writing words next to each other, please clap.
Because it's a stupid conversation to have now.
When I'm planning a night out, I decide what I'd like to eat, not "what do I do if I get explosive diarrhea?" before I've even picked a place to eat.
When I'm planning a night out, I decide what I'd like to eat, not "what do I do if I get explosive diarrhea?" before I've even picked a place to eat.
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Because it's a stupid conversation to have now.
When I'm planning a night out, I decide what I'd like to eat, not "what do I do if I get explosive diarrhea?" before I've even picked a place to eat.
When I'm planning a night out, I decide what I'd like to eat, not "what do I do if I get explosive diarrhea?" before I've even picked a place to eat.
Cartwheel into diarrhea shartgun blast perfect parries a strike from the blade of god with a nat 20
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Cartwheel into diarrhea shartgun blast perfect parries a strike from the blade of god with a nat 20
Even worse, imagine being around the first human to die from Diarrhea. Now you shook thinking your next shit is your last shit
I know the first human that took a shit was petrified
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Even worse, imagine being around the first human to die from Diarrhea. Now you shook thinking your next shit is your last shit
The milkshake was worth the diarrhea 😔✊
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The milkshake was worth the diarrhea 😔✊
Omg how do I save this I been looking for something natural and not one that makes you feel like you gotta go constantly or give ya diarrhea
February 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Omg how do I save this I been looking for something natural and not one that makes you feel like you gotta go constantly or give ya diarrhea
Poor MiniHaiYa I think I just gave her diarrhea.
That was supposed to say FUZZY BUTT ALERT
damned auto collect
That was supposed to say FUZZY BUTT ALERT
damned auto collect
February 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Poor MiniHaiYa I think I just gave her diarrhea.
That was supposed to say FUZZY BUTT ALERT
damned auto collect
That was supposed to say FUZZY BUTT ALERT
damned auto collect
I hope she has explosive diarrhea for the rest of her life.
February 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I hope she has explosive diarrhea for the rest of her life.
“You pretty clearly said” and then screenshots something where I didn’t pretty clearly say what youre saying I did. Do you think before you post or does your brain just diarrhea shit out and you run with it?
February 17, 2026 at 2:57 AM
“You pretty clearly said” and then screenshots something where I didn’t pretty clearly say what youre saying I did. Do you think before you post or does your brain just diarrhea shit out and you run with it?
diarrhea is a lifestyle
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
diarrhea is a lifestyle
And diarrhea.
Or nausea.
Or nausea.
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
And diarrhea.
Or nausea.
Or nausea.
Is Busy Bee going to be okay? The diarrhea can be serious in cats.
February 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Is Busy Bee going to be okay? The diarrhea can be serious in cats.
It's annoying when someone is against lying a little bit. Like you don't have to bail on ppl by saying "oh im going to hang with someone i like more instead." Have some decency and just say you have diarrhea like a normal person.
February 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
It's annoying when someone is against lying a little bit. Like you don't have to bail on ppl by saying "oh im going to hang with someone i like more instead." Have some decency and just say you have diarrhea like a normal person.