I don't remember the entire LA city limits and surrounding areas aka Santa Monica, Glendale, Burbank, WeHo be in a flash flood ⚠️. Safely dry at home with my comforter, Ramen and Pop Tarts
February 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I don't remember the entire LA city limits and surrounding areas aka Santa Monica, Glendale, Burbank, WeHo be in a flash flood ⚠️. Safely dry at home with my comforter, Ramen and Pop Tarts
I MEANT TOASTER STRUDELS i actually am not very fond of pop tarts for some reason, i think it’s a textural thing
also i think i’ve developed a slight addiction to pop tarts
February 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I MEANT TOASTER STRUDELS i actually am not very fond of pop tarts for some reason, i think it’s a textural thing
have discovered that long-distance hikers LOVE pop tarts, they just jack up your calorie count when you're talking 30 miles every day
February 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
have discovered that long-distance hikers LOVE pop tarts, they just jack up your calorie count when you're talking 30 miles every day
also i think i’ve developed a slight addiction to pop tarts
February 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
also i think i’ve developed a slight addiction to pop tarts
I do not recommend eating Pop Tarts. They're delicious but provide no nourishment. I eat a pack and feel like I consumed nothing despite it being 400 calories.
I need my knee to heal so I can run on and off Pop Tarts.
I need my knee to heal so I can run on and off Pop Tarts.
February 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I do not recommend eating Pop Tarts. They're delicious but provide no nourishment. I eat a pack and feel like I consumed nothing despite it being 400 calories.
I need my knee to heal so I can run on and off Pop Tarts.
I need my knee to heal so I can run on and off Pop Tarts.
Enough with the serial killer documentaries. I want a documentary about the beautiful mind that came up with Pop-Tarts.
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Enough with the serial killer documentaries. I want a documentary about the beautiful mind that came up with Pop-Tarts.
I love cookbooks that focus on an already-prepared food and try to turn it into an ingredient. Today's matchup for Food Fight February takes two breakfast foods and questionably remixes them.
It's Baked Egg and Chex vs Apple Crumble competing for a place at the table.
Choose your fighter! 🥣🍳🍎
It's Baked Egg and Chex vs Apple Crumble competing for a place at the table.
Choose your fighter! 🥣🍳🍎
February 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I love cookbooks that focus on an already-prepared food and try to turn it into an ingredient. Today's matchup for Food Fight February takes two breakfast foods and questionably remixes them.
It's Baked Egg and Chex vs Apple Crumble competing for a place at the table.
Choose your fighter! 🥣🍳🍎
It's Baked Egg and Chex vs Apple Crumble competing for a place at the table.
Choose your fighter! 🥣🍳🍎
Isn't anything immune from enshittification? Pop-Tart boxes & wrappers are the same size they've been for a while. I can't say the same thing for the Pop-Tarts themselves.
February 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Isn't anything immune from enshittification? Pop-Tart boxes & wrappers are the same size they've been for a while. I can't say the same thing for the Pop-Tarts themselves.
Why does everything have protein in it now? Why are there protein Pop-Tarts? Who is authorizing this stupidity?
February 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Why does everything have protein in it now? Why are there protein Pop-Tarts? Who is authorizing this stupidity?
tagging as an art-form, courtesy of the smoking gun
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
tagging as an art-form, courtesy of the smoking gun
and eat pop tarts. and watch Netflix. boy lent could not come at a better time
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
and eat pop tarts. and watch Netflix. boy lent could not come at a better time
Wow, I totally forgot that Jerry Seinfeld made a movie about the origin of Pop Tarts
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Wow, I totally forgot that Jerry Seinfeld made a movie about the origin of Pop Tarts
If any fitness influencer I follow recommends the Legendary Brand "Pop Tarts" I unfollow because theyre FUCKING LIARS
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If any fitness influencer I follow recommends the Legendary Brand "Pop Tarts" I unfollow because theyre FUCKING LIARS
I just recorded a new episode of the podcast, and it's truly BANANAS with a side of Pop Tarts.
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I just recorded a new episode of the podcast, and it's truly BANANAS with a side of Pop Tarts.
So @shusune.bsky.social eats Pop Tarts with a fork! He's just too fancypants to use his paws
February 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
So @shusune.bsky.social eats Pop Tarts with a fork! He's just too fancypants to use his paws
China and Russia and the US all seem huge but probably half of the land on each of them is uninhabitable desert/tundra. But I guess "world medium-power" doesn't look as good on a patriotic box of pop-tarts.
February 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
China and Russia and the US all seem huge but probably half of the land on each of them is uninhabitable desert/tundra. But I guess "world medium-power" doesn't look as good on a patriotic box of pop-tarts.
they put protein in my fucking pop tarts!
February 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
they put protein in my fucking pop tarts!
it was solid but as for all pop tarts, it needs better filling to crust ratio
February 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it was solid but as for all pop tarts, it needs better filling to crust ratio
I wonder if it's possible to teach the smart crows to pet Lucy. I mean for all those pop tarts it would only be fair.
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I wonder if it's possible to teach the smart crows to pet Lucy. I mean for all those pop tarts it would only be fair.
So those pop tarts being branded as "BIG PROTEIN INTAKE" when it's only 10 but you're adding almost 400 calories, not worth it
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
So those pop tarts being branded as "BIG PROTEIN INTAKE" when it's only 10 but you're adding almost 400 calories, not worth it
Here's the kicker
Regular pop tarts are just about the same calorie intake with less protein. It's an absolute scam and not worth it
It's a marketing thing they're trying to do cause protein is the new thing everyone is trying to slap on
Regular pop tarts are just about the same calorie intake with less protein. It's an absolute scam and not worth it
It's a marketing thing they're trying to do cause protein is the new thing everyone is trying to slap on
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Here's the kicker
Regular pop tarts are just about the same calorie intake with less protein. It's an absolute scam and not worth it
It's a marketing thing they're trying to do cause protein is the new thing everyone is trying to slap on
Regular pop tarts are just about the same calorie intake with less protein. It's an absolute scam and not worth it
It's a marketing thing they're trying to do cause protein is the new thing everyone is trying to slap on
Pop tarts/honey buns the size of text books, twinkies the size of your forearm labeled as "fatass size", 2 liters of soda bragging how they are a single serving and now have extra high fructose corn syrup, and then finally chips/other salty snacks deep fried in lard. Cheese whizz too, but big.
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Pop tarts/honey buns the size of text books, twinkies the size of your forearm labeled as "fatass size", 2 liters of soda bragging how they are a single serving and now have extra high fructose corn syrup, and then finally chips/other salty snacks deep fried in lard. Cheese whizz too, but big.
😂🤣A little better than Pop Tarts. Good morning, DL!
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
😂🤣A little better than Pop Tarts. Good morning, DL!
Goood morning gamers
Cardio and core and mobility at the gym 🤝 powered by PROTEIN pop tarts 😏
The sun's out again
Cardio and core and mobility at the gym 🤝 powered by PROTEIN pop tarts 😏
The sun's out again
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February 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Goood morning gamers
Cardio and core and mobility at the gym 🤝 powered by PROTEIN pop tarts 😏
The sun's out again
Cardio and core and mobility at the gym 🤝 powered by PROTEIN pop tarts 😏
The sun's out again
Mmmmm...Pop Tarts. Gimme!
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February 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Mmmmm...Pop Tarts. Gimme!