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hello if you haven't watched Mendoza play this year: He will terrify you by taking some of the worst hits you've ever seen
then, he will get up like nothing happened
then, he will get up like nothing happened
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
hello if you haven't watched Mendoza play this year: He will terrify you by taking some of the worst hits you've ever seen
then, he will get up like nothing happened
then, he will get up like nothing happened
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Yeah, the vibes in the ACC title game are already weird. This feels good.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yeah, the vibes in the ACC title game are already weird. This feels good.
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Wowwwww, Illinois State just beat NDSU in Fargo
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Wowwwww, Illinois State just beat NDSU in Fargo
When you find a piece of media that holds their attention for more than 20 minutes 👌
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When you find a piece of media that holds their attention for more than 20 minutes 👌
V strongly considering ENG-CRO in DAL on 40th birthday. Not sure who Else I can convince though. Worried about tickets going up in price but if I’m already going out there then I'm definitely willing to spend money
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
V strongly considering ENG-CRO in DAL on 40th birthday. Not sure who Else I can convince though. Worried about tickets going up in price but if I’m already going out there then I'm definitely willing to spend money
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People out here like they haven’t met a woman who they fucked up their life for.
Motherfucker you know how many times I did that? Several!
Motherfucker you know how many times I did that? Several!
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
People out here like they haven’t met a woman who they fucked up their life for.
Motherfucker you know how many times I did that? Several!
Motherfucker you know how many times I did that? Several!
Well despite being reminded that I could watch sports while trying to fall asleep…I am still not having any luck falling asleep. I know it’s early but man.
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Well despite being reminded that I could watch sports while trying to fall asleep…I am still not having any luck falling asleep. I know it’s early but man.
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
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“Children are not being zip tied” is the kind of sentence you only hear on Fox or at a truly concerning family reunion.
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Children are not being zip tied” is the kind of sentence you only hear on Fox or at a truly concerning family reunion.
this might be what gets me into the streets
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
this might be what gets me into the streets
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THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
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BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
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the last time LeBron James didn’t score 10 points in a game before tonight was January 5, 2007
he is at worst 1B to MJ’s 1A depending on how you value peak but I don’t think there’s any argument against LeBron having the best overall career in nba history
he is at worst 1B to MJ’s 1A depending on how you value peak but I don’t think there’s any argument against LeBron having the best overall career in nba history
LeBron James passes up his scoring streak for a Rui Hachimura buzzer beater
That is a very appropriate ending
That is a very appropriate ending
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
the last time LeBron James didn’t score 10 points in a game before tonight was January 5, 2007
he is at worst 1B to MJ’s 1A depending on how you value peak but I don’t think there’s any argument against LeBron having the best overall career in nba history
he is at worst 1B to MJ’s 1A depending on how you value peak but I don’t think there’s any argument against LeBron having the best overall career in nba history
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LeBron’s just-ended streak of regular season games with at least 10 points was a bit more than two weeks younger than Cooper Flagg
#NBAsky
#NBAsky
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
LeBron’s just-ended streak of regular season games with at least 10 points was a bit more than two weeks younger than Cooper Flagg
#NBAsky
#NBAsky
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the mandella effect: christmas was more fun whe n i was 8 and did not have depression
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
the mandella effect: christmas was more fun whe n i was 8 and did not have depression
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This week's Onion issue from 20 years ago contains one of my all-time favorite headlines: "Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan."
I love all the wordplay: "rufflelutionaries," "cheesekeeping forces," "funyunmentalists," and more.
onion20.substack.com/p/2005-frito...
I love all the wordplay: "rufflelutionaries," "cheesekeeping forces," "funyunmentalists," and more.
onion20.substack.com/p/2005-frito...
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This week's Onion issue from 20 years ago contains one of my all-time favorite headlines: "Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan."
I love all the wordplay: "rufflelutionaries," "cheesekeeping forces," "funyunmentalists," and more.
onion20.substack.com/p/2005-frito...
I love all the wordplay: "rufflelutionaries," "cheesekeeping forces," "funyunmentalists," and more.
onion20.substack.com/p/2005-frito...
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getting hung up on the continuity of a nintendo franchise is like losing at chess to a dog, except there isn't a dog and there never was, there isn't a chessboard either, you're not even indoors, you're standing in the parking lot of a shuttered Kmart, a hollow wind blows
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
getting hung up on the continuity of a nintendo franchise is like losing at chess to a dog, except there isn't a dog and there never was, there isn't a chessboard either, you're not even indoors, you're standing in the parking lot of a shuttered Kmart, a hollow wind blows
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If you slap your dogs ribs lightly and rhythmically, it sounds like a helicopter
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If you slap your dogs ribs lightly and rhythmically, it sounds like a helicopter
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Nothing better than watching Stanford WBB turn the ball over 30 times in a loss, knowing that Tara is gone and cannot save them
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Nothing better than watching Stanford WBB turn the ball over 30 times in a loss, knowing that Tara is gone and cannot save them
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SKATE OR DIE BAD 'N RAD
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
SKATE OR DIE BAD 'N RAD
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"And if not, definitely, 2027. And we expect 2028 to be a killer year. 2029, perhaps a little dip. 2030—gangbusters, and just you wait until 2031. You can take that to the bank."
HANNITY: What does that mean for people at all that maybe still aren't feeling the impact of the economic policies?
BESSENT: I think 2026 is gonna be a great year
BESSENT: I think 2026 is gonna be a great year
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"And if not, definitely, 2027. And we expect 2028 to be a killer year. 2029, perhaps a little dip. 2030—gangbusters, and just you wait until 2031. You can take that to the bank."
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These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
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It's inspiring how many people that are identifiable as Do Not Engage types at 100 paces wind up in city council roles.
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's inspiring how many people that are identifiable as Do Not Engage types at 100 paces wind up in city council roles.