My first thought when seeing this pic wasn't
#jamfirst
or
#creamfirst
It was 'what a nice plate' 🤷🏼♀️
#jamfirst
or
#creamfirst
It was 'what a nice plate' 🤷🏼♀️
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My first thought when seeing this pic wasn't
#jamfirst
or
#creamfirst
It was 'what a nice plate' 🤷🏼♀️
#jamfirst
or
#creamfirst
It was 'what a nice plate' 🤷🏼♀️
People who pronounce it "scone"
will be "gone"
from my house.
People who pronounce it "scone"
Are welcome in my "home"
will be "gone"
from my house.
People who pronounce it "scone"
Are welcome in my "home"
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
1. #JamFirst
2. We make cider and are talented smugglers of booze.
3. We sold the rotting mackerel innards idea to the Romans you know.....they called it garum and thought it a real delicacy (fucking Roman idiots).
2. We make cider and are talented smugglers of booze.
3. We sold the rotting mackerel innards idea to the Romans you know.....they called it garum and thought it a real delicacy (fucking Roman idiots).
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
1. #JamFirst
2. We make cider and are talented smugglers of booze.
3. We sold the rotting mackerel innards idea to the Romans you know.....they called it garum and thought it a real delicacy (fucking Roman idiots).
2. We make cider and are talented smugglers of booze.
3. We sold the rotting mackerel innards idea to the Romans you know.....they called it garum and thought it a real delicacy (fucking Roman idiots).
For #JamFirst scones…
a woman is sitting at a table with a man standing behind her .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a man standing behind her .
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November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
For #JamFirst scones…
Apropo to advanced scone boundary layer theory re marginal surface interactions with the sedimentary crumb layer with regard to primary fill layering.
#JamFirst
#JamFirst
A scone should only be cut just before consumption by anyone !
In the seminal study Surface Layer Interaction Effects in Scones by AS Jones 1994 such concerns were dismissed except when using inferior condiments. Penetrative cream crumb concerns are higher due to tighter operational temp parameters.
In the seminal study Surface Layer Interaction Effects in Scones by AS Jones 1994 such concerns were dismissed except when using inferior condiments. Penetrative cream crumb concerns are higher due to tighter operational temp parameters.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Apropo to advanced scone boundary layer theory re marginal surface interactions with the sedimentary crumb layer with regard to primary fill layering.
#JamFirst
#JamFirst
To the internet? No. To Bluesky. Definitely not. To taking down the nonsense of #jamfirst heresy? Proudly not 🙃 #creamfirst4eva
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
To the internet? No. To Bluesky. Definitely not. To taking down the nonsense of #jamfirst heresy? Proudly not 🙃 #creamfirst4eva
Wülferhampton Forever!
#JamFirst
#JamFirst
If you're dusky skinned, if the thick struggle to pronounce your name, if you're trans, queer, gay, on a spectrum, off a spectrum, off you're head, lost, lonley, angry or Belgian, if you're even slightly 'different' then Wülferhampton welcomes you
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Wülferhampton Forever!
#JamFirst
#JamFirst
Too right you do!! #JamFirst
someone is spreading frosting on a cinnamon roll with a knife
ALT: someone is spreading frosting on a cinnamon roll with a knife
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October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Too right you do!! #JamFirst
You really went for it with that jamfirst skön, didn't you?
Would you like a napkin?
Would you like a napkin?
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You really went for it with that jamfirst skön, didn't you?
Would you like a napkin?
Would you like a napkin?
Whoa there....I'm definitely #jamfirst but if you just play 3 notes of that celesta at the start of that fucking Maria Carey tune, I will not be held responsible for setting fire to everything.
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Whoa there....I'm definitely #jamfirst but if you just play 3 notes of that celesta at the start of that fucking Maria Carey tune, I will not be held responsible for setting fire to everything.