The CONS are so stupid. They keep saying keep China out. Most of them shop at Walmart and have Chinese TV's. Hisense and TCL are Costcos biggest selling budget TV's.
I own a Hisense for my bedroom.
If the Chinese are listening to me, all they will hear are my farts while I am sleeping.
I own a Hisense for my bedroom.
If the Chinese are listening to me, all they will hear are my farts while I am sleeping.
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The CONS are so stupid. They keep saying keep China out. Most of them shop at Walmart and have Chinese TV's. Hisense and TCL are Costcos biggest selling budget TV's.
I own a Hisense for my bedroom.
If the Chinese are listening to me, all they will hear are my farts while I am sleeping.
I own a Hisense for my bedroom.
If the Chinese are listening to me, all they will hear are my farts while I am sleeping.
i can prove it [cheese farts]
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
i can prove it [cheese farts]
Blondie raises her voice in the same places as Chump would type in all caps. I’m not saying she’s got her head up his ass, though when he farts, her cheeks puff out like a squirrel’s after gathering acorns.
a cartoon of a man and a woman sitting in a chair
ALT: a cartoon of a man and a woman sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Blondie raises her voice in the same places as Chump would type in all caps. I’m not saying she’s got her head up his ass, though when he farts, her cheeks puff out like a squirrel’s after gathering acorns.
Coookie Monsta keeps having nightmares about "I dont know whats going on here but false fart accusations really are a serious issue because how do I know someone didn't just Google funny farts and put the sound on a video of their butt".
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Coookie Monsta keeps having nightmares about "I dont know whats going on here but false fart accusations really are a serious issue because how do I know someone didn't just Google funny farts and put the sound on a video of their butt".
I need thick, noxious farts in my face and nose and mouth and throat until I cum from it
January 15, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I need thick, noxious farts in my face and nose and mouth and throat until I cum from it
Do YOU have any better ideas?
Are YOU running for office?
Have YOU ever donated to the cause?
If you’ve heard any of these questions after criticizing someone for making a bad political take, you may have encountered someone that inhales their own farts.
Are YOU running for office?
Have YOU ever donated to the cause?
If you’ve heard any of these questions after criticizing someone for making a bad political take, you may have encountered someone that inhales their own farts.
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Do YOU have any better ideas?
Are YOU running for office?
Have YOU ever donated to the cause?
If you’ve heard any of these questions after criticizing someone for making a bad political take, you may have encountered someone that inhales their own farts.
Are YOU running for office?
Have YOU ever donated to the cause?
If you’ve heard any of these questions after criticizing someone for making a bad political take, you may have encountered someone that inhales their own farts.
Trump Falls Asleep, Farts
"Back at the milk event, a young girl in the audience appeared to notice Trump’s drifting attention and glanced up at her guardian in visible confusion after what sounded like a flatulence."
dailyboulder.com/milk-monolog...
"Back at the milk event, a young girl in the audience appeared to notice Trump’s drifting attention and glanced up at her guardian in visible confusion after what sounded like a flatulence."
dailyboulder.com/milk-monolog...
Milk, Monologues, and Napping: Trump’s Latest White House Embarrassment
President Donald J. Trump offered yet another moment of unfiltered vulnerability — and embarrassment — when cameras caught him dozing off during a White House event on milk policy, raising fresh quest...
dailyboulder.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Trump Falls Asleep, Farts
"Back at the milk event, a young girl in the audience appeared to notice Trump’s drifting attention and glanced up at her guardian in visible confusion after what sounded like a flatulence."
dailyboulder.com/milk-monolog...
"Back at the milk event, a young girl in the audience appeared to notice Trump’s drifting attention and glanced up at her guardian in visible confusion after what sounded like a flatulence."
dailyboulder.com/milk-monolog...
Whatever MBA decided that every single business you interact with requires survey responses needs to be stuffed in a locker that smells like middle school boy taco farts for a week
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Whatever MBA decided that every single business you interact with requires survey responses needs to be stuffed in a locker that smells like middle school boy taco farts for a week
Irritated I still have to reinstall the same farts on my replacement butt
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Irritated I still have to reinstall the same farts on my replacement butt
I consider myself quite fortunate, I have no sense of smell, my farts never smell.
January 15, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I consider myself quite fortunate, I have no sense of smell, my farts never smell.
*bursts into song like Christina Perri*
🎵and who do you think you aaaaaare??? Throwing your jar of farts????🎵
This is why I need an adultier adult 😂
🎵and who do you think you aaaaaare??? Throwing your jar of farts????🎵
This is why I need an adultier adult 😂
January 15, 2026 at 1:28 PM
*bursts into song like Christina Perri*
🎵and who do you think you aaaaaare??? Throwing your jar of farts????🎵
This is why I need an adultier adult 😂
🎵and who do you think you aaaaaare??? Throwing your jar of farts????🎵
This is why I need an adultier adult 😂
Little girl gets to go to Oval Office Meeting with the President!
But she's confused as he falls asleep and farts in the middle of the meeting (brief video)
Too old, poor health, not qualified to be President.
You know it's a worry. twitter.com/dotNoso/stat...
But she's confused as he falls asleep and farts in the middle of the meeting (brief video)
Too old, poor health, not qualified to be President.
You know it's a worry. twitter.com/dotNoso/stat...
twitter.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Little girl gets to go to Oval Office Meeting with the President!
But she's confused as he falls asleep and farts in the middle of the meeting (brief video)
Too old, poor health, not qualified to be President.
You know it's a worry. twitter.com/dotNoso/stat...
But she's confused as he falls asleep and farts in the middle of the meeting (brief video)
Too old, poor health, not qualified to be President.
You know it's a worry. twitter.com/dotNoso/stat...
Saying TNA got a TV deal with a "bigger partner" kills me. Apparently Warner Bros Discovery is a small fish while TNA has a deal with *checks notes* AMC. I looked up the network values and the difference is pretty laughable. I think JDfromNY has been huffing his own farts again.
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Saying TNA got a TV deal with a "bigger partner" kills me. Apparently Warner Bros Discovery is a small fish while TNA has a deal with *checks notes* AMC. I looked up the network values and the difference is pretty laughable. I think JDfromNY has been huffing his own farts again.
Trump went to see a doctor and said that he farts all the time, but no one else can hear or smell them
The doc wrote a prescription and said take 2 a day and come back in a week
Trump came back in a week and said now my farts smell really bad
the doctor said, "Great! Now let's work on your hearing
The doc wrote a prescription and said take 2 a day and come back in a week
Trump came back in a week and said now my farts smell really bad
the doctor said, "Great! Now let's work on your hearing
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Trump went to see a doctor and said that he farts all the time, but no one else can hear or smell them
The doc wrote a prescription and said take 2 a day and come back in a week
Trump came back in a week and said now my farts smell really bad
the doctor said, "Great! Now let's work on your hearing
The doc wrote a prescription and said take 2 a day and come back in a week
Trump came back in a week and said now my farts smell really bad
the doctor said, "Great! Now let's work on your hearing
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Who you taking farts from! 🤣
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Who you taking farts from! 🤣
Quote of the day:
"LSD that causes hallucinating farts"
"LSD that causes hallucinating farts"
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Quote of the day:
"LSD that causes hallucinating farts"
"LSD that causes hallucinating farts"
Wherein @susancampbell.bsky.social writes of Jeff Bezos, he's an "oligarch and he gives two rat farts about freedom of the press, or the Washington Post ..." susancampbell.substack.com/p/your-move-...
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Wherein @susancampbell.bsky.social writes of Jeff Bezos, he's an "oligarch and he gives two rat farts about freedom of the press, or the Washington Post ..." susancampbell.substack.com/p/your-move-...
We don't all have to be serious all of the time. But Adrian Chiles' brain farts are quite something.
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
We don't all have to be serious all of the time. But Adrian Chiles' brain farts are quite something.
But Trump isn’t even trying to pass any laws! Annoying the press treats trump brain farts as “law”. There’s $150 billion in credit card annual profits that says there will be no credit card caps. Trump isn’t even trying to pass the minimal senate housing bill that passed unanimously
January 15, 2026 at 12:21 PM
But Trump isn’t even trying to pass any laws! Annoying the press treats trump brain farts as “law”. There’s $150 billion in credit card annual profits that says there will be no credit card caps. Trump isn’t even trying to pass the minimal senate housing bill that passed unanimously
PP farts lies. That’s all he’s full of.
January 15, 2026 at 12:10 PM
PP farts lies. That’s all he’s full of.
Common fart fetish content: uwu cute stinky girl farts
Kinkier: Farts do bad they peel paint
Me: Farts so bad they peel reality
Kinkier: Farts do bad they peel paint
Me: Farts so bad they peel reality
Most fart fetish content: cute skunk girl farting in ur face ewwww stinky uwu
My fetish content: Lovers cuddling, one of their stomachs growls. The other looks at them with sultry eyes as they rub their partners belly, reassuring they can relax, sniffing and savoring their scent as they do.
My fetish content: Lovers cuddling, one of their stomachs growls. The other looks at them with sultry eyes as they rub their partners belly, reassuring they can relax, sniffing and savoring their scent as they do.
Most fart fetish content: cute skunk girl farting in ur face ewwww stinky uwu
My fetish content: Hot furry men clutching their stomachs as their puffy donut spews out the most rancid blasts you've ever had the misfortune of smelling, yet you get addicted to it and can do nothing but keep huffing~
My fetish content: Hot furry men clutching their stomachs as their puffy donut spews out the most rancid blasts you've ever had the misfortune of smelling, yet you get addicted to it and can do nothing but keep huffing~
January 15, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Common fart fetish content: uwu cute stinky girl farts
Kinkier: Farts do bad they peel paint
Me: Farts so bad they peel reality
Kinkier: Farts do bad they peel paint
Me: Farts so bad they peel reality