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42, #AuDHD #BiLesbian, #OSDD1b, #Blitzø kinnie; #Hellaverse Hellion; #Stolas = my comfort character. #TransRightsAreHumanRights Minors DNI 🔞 PFP by @GlitterKoneko.bsky.social 🥰🥹 https://archiveofourown.org/users/BiFelicia319/profile

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 7d

One of our favorite moments from Ch 18 of #WhatsTheTea 😂

It’s so much fun writing Stolas being so sassy and cheeky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#StolitzFics #HelluvaFics #CoffeeshopAU #Stolitz

"Bitch, whaddya mean you won't let me pay you!
That's illegal!"
"Oh, pish-tosh, I'm happily donating my time!
There's paperwork you can file for that, you know,"
Stolas smiled as he pointed out.
"I knew that!" Blitzo clearly did not. But it was also clear that he didn't care. He blatantly thought it was wrong for his lover to work for him for free, which was adorable to a heartbreaking degree!
"I just... I don't ever want to take advantage...,"
Blitzo tried to plead.
Stolas, ever with that Autistic habit of interrupting, cut Blitzo off in his haste to be understood while the latter got a flat, annoyed look on his face that nearly provoked the former into squealing Cute Aggression!
"Darling, I promise you are not taking advantage of me!" he laughed! Why, the very idea! "Working in the dish pit has been a relief, and that alone should convey the sheer amount of privilege I have! I don't need or want your money, my love, but you certainly do. Need it, I mean."

He couldn't help but adore when Blitzo decided to be cheeky! "Oh, you don't want my money," he mocked without ire or malice. "What, my money not good enough for you, rich bitch?" He capped the unserious challenge with a wink and a kiss.
Stolas laughed, kissing his boyfriend's palm with an affectionate nip. "Dearest, if you're going to insist on lavishing me with your money, you're going to have to be more creative than just trying to disguise it in a paycheck."
That bit of sass, and the cute little peck on the nose he gave to punctuate it, had earned a guffawing, appreciative, "Ohhhhh, you audacious motherfucker!" from his beloved right then, followed by the most delectable, hair-pulling, neck-biting spanking in the supply closet where Blitzo dragged him after the shop had closed!

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Saint Twiggie 🙏 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 1d

Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 7h

I need to remember to sign up for this 😭

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Artists, if you have a WIP (All you need is clean sketches/lines), send us a DM! We'll get you in!
Can't wait to see what our 200+ participants create! It's gonna be a blast!
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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, it’s the same shit over and over.

It’s the same tactic used against Muslims since 9/11 while acting like every white mass shooter is a stand-alone

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

#DanAndPhil in their newest video (re: their relationship status)

Phil: If you want the juicy bits, you’re gonna have to wait a bit longer, but I believe in your attention span!

Me:

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

While I definitely support acquiring the clean version for your kiddo, I as a moderate Swiftie can confirm that the word “dickmatize” does not appear anywhere in that album, not even in the Explicit version 😂

I mean, she does mention dicks more than a handful of times, dgmw, but that’s not one 😂

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

I just wanna know:

At what point are we gonna remove his ass?

How much damage does this country have to endure before we finally remove him like the cuckoo bird chick that he is?

Fucker is cuckooing everything that made this country even marginally functional, much less respectable.

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

We will never not repost this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zerna @zerna.bsky.social · Apr 16

The 1st part of the Apology Tour episode in a nutshell, from my memory.

#Stolas #Blitz #Helluvaboss

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Jubilee 🔞 @jethanded-wyvern.bsky.social · 2d

Alt texted for our visually impaired homies here.

Jester balls.

Screenshot of a Tumblr exchange between a Killy and Eribent, across multiple posts. It was made when its last reply had 6.396 notes.

Killy: "thinking about two jestergirls passionately making out."
Killy: "the jingling. just imagine the jingling of their balls."
Killy: "i mean bells."
Eribent: "no you don't."
Killy: "no I dont."

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

Italian Peter Griffin

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 2d

Stolas of the Arse Goetia

𝐙𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐘 🖤 @silentyearning.bsky.social · 2d

Stolas of the Arch Goetia:

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

Booooo!!!! Adulting!!! Boooooo!!!!

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

Wheezing laughter is the fucking best, are you kidding me?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

Mmmmm, how bout NAAAARRRRRRRR

She’s so full of shit! My entire lily-white ASS she didn’t know! 😂 Keira be Klowning!

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

AR RAR!!!! AR RAR RAR RAR RAR!!!!! OMG FINALLY!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Taylor Joan Carlson @teejcarlson.bsky.social · 2d

Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.

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ごさ @sangadonuts.bsky.social · 3d

baby’s first paycheck #stolitz #helluvaboss

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, we remembered 😰

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

This is literally the first time I’ve ever seen my tiny-ass hometown on 9News for jack-shit-anything 😨

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

Shit, I just saw on 9News that the river in Durango also flooded

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

It might 😨 Vallecito is gushing, too

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

Chriiiiiiiiist 🤯 Haven’t been home in years, but it’s horrifying to see so many familiar sights so deep under water! 😰

The ice skating pond behind The Malt Shoppe! The swamped out hot springs baths!

My mom used to work in the courthouse right across and down from there 😨

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Geo Silva @picsbygeo.bsky.social · 2d

Sharing an aerial view via drone of the flooding that happened yesterday in my old hometown of Pagosa Springs, Colorado. That viewpoint makes the devastation obvious. My son says waters are now starting to recede #flooding #colorado #pagosa #hotsprings #southwest #rainshowers #rainstorms #rain

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 2d

There’s nothing like the feeling of getting home from work 😮‍💨

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