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Sheepy 🩷🐏

@neuroticsheep.bsky.social

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She/her • Taken 💗 • adult • Mayor of Yappersville 🎩 • OTPs: 🦉🦎 & 🌈🎀 ❗️MINORS DNI❗️Nothing personal, but given the nature of the shows I post about, I will discuss adult subject matter.

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 21h

Omg yessss! He’s gonna spoil his bird so much 🥰
*At the apartment* Stolas takes a sad boy nap and wakes up to find himself covered in horsies. On the coffee table, there’s a plate of chocolate-covered rats with a note that says “LUV U STOLS ❤️”

Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h

I feel like Blitz would be the type to surprise Stolas with his favorite snacks when he’s feeling sad

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h

I’m so sorry. Rejection sensitivity sucks major ass. *hugs*

Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h

Yes lol that was so cute. He was like “Hmm, I love Stolas, and I love horsies. What if I put them together? 😮”

Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h

Same. I would perish on the spot

a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a wall .

Alt: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a wall .

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h

I feel like Stolitz would be the kind of couple who would play “lady and the tramp” with any food they could lol. Blitz would probably try it with a corn dog and then choke on the stick 😂

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h

Blitz: C’mere, baby bird *puts a chip in his mouth and feeds it to Stolas with a kiss*
Loona: Ugh, I’m gonna throw up

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h

I NEED to see him lovingly ravish Stolas in S3 or S4 😩
Imagine how much more gentle and tender he’d be compared to Mission Zero. Gahhhh I need it!!!

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h

Maybe he even gave him little kisses periodically if he seemed to be having a nightmare

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h

He wouldn’t stand a chance against Blitz saying that in a seductive voice (tbh neither would I lol)

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 23h

Oh, he absolutely would lol. He’d immediately revert back to Mission Zero levels of horny 😂

Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 23h

“Hey Stols, whaddya say I ‘pump you full of sorry?’ 😏”

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 1d

Stolas of the Arse Goetia

𝐙𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐘 🖤 @silentyearning.bsky.social · 1d

Stolas of the Arch Goetia:

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 1d

Spaghet Bear

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Mia Turner ଘ(੭ ᐛ )━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @miaturner.bsky.social · 1d

Whoever needs this: it is okay to exercise scrutiny with requests for money. You don't need to feel bad. At some point if someone has been actively "starving and dying on the street" for over a year, it's more useful to point them to resources, as random bluesky users cannot sustain them forever.

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 1d

OMG I NEED THIS 😂 I need Moxxie and Stolas to start randomly belting out songs from musicals while Blitz is just like “Oh dear Satan please no”

Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh yeah I’ve headcanoned that as well. I feel like he’d use he/they pronouns.

Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 1d

(I wish I made his mustache bigger lol. Also I forgot to give him a tail)

Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 2d

(I was dying as I wrote that 😂😂😂)

Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 2d

Yes you get it! To be honest I’ve never seen Stolas and Blitz as a romantic couple. They’re very good friends, homies even, but they have no romantic feelings for each other. Stolas and Wally, on the other hand…they instantly fell in love the minute their hands touched as Wally passed the mic.

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t worry I won’t copyright you bc we’re besties!

Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 2d

Ok but this is EXCLUSIVE! Do not show ANYONE!!!

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 2d

Hey guys, it’s me, Vivienne Z. Poppler of Hashbrown Motel fame, vibing on her OTHER alt account. 💅🏻💖What you see in these screenshots is real and correct information. Also, BIG spoiler ahead: Stolly (Stolas x Wally) will become canon in Helluva Boss S3.

Spookyothenorth🎃👻🐈‍⬛ (kind, sober, and fully-dressed) @spamothenorth.bsky.social · 5d

decided to check in on them

fr wtf is this

why have they been doing this for so long ong they aren’t fooling anyone wtff 😭💀

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, I did NOT expect a side of feels with my smut 😭😭😭 This was absolutely beautiful! No notes!

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god OUCH the feels 😭