#DITZ
People💙We don’t want a war with our allies !! Trump is trying to start💩 not knowing how it will play out!! He’s a compulsive liar who suffers from multitudes of psychoses, & he’s a threat to the entire world !!
He’s such a dumb ditz😡
#DemVoice1
#ProudBlue
#DemsUnited
January 21, 2026 at 9:51 PM
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I know I've said the same joke two or three times on these websites, but I assure you it's just because I'm a forgetful ditz and not because I'm farming for interactions.
January 20, 2026 at 11:36 AM
" ARRRGHHH... "

Her campfire she made before bed spilled out and is burning her dry wood. Don't mind her when she throws more wood at it to try and put it out.

She was a deadly warrior, but... kinda a ditz.
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 AM
" Somebody pour Gatorade on Ditz, I'm redesigning her! "(again) #oc
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
She's a ditz.

From YahooNews:

Ahead of the meeting, the Nobel Institute clarified in a statement that the "Nobel Prize can neither be revoked, shared, nor transferred to others. Once the announcement has been made, the decision stands for all time."
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is what happens when the ditz we have for a premier believes in chemtrails but not vaccines.

#DanielleSmithIsUnfitToLead
#DanielleSmithIsATraitor
#RESIGNSmith
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
You think she's just a ditz, but no, she could kill you in Multiple Ways once she's assessed the situation. She's slipped out of the chair she was tied to and grabbed the knife that was stored in her cleavage hammerspace. Surprise. :>

(It happens multiple times bc nobody's left to warn others.)
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
The more I wobble my ass the dumber I get, so just make me a dumb jiggly ditz with a jiggly butt
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Notice how Jennings always seeks out that camera like he's auditioning for a movie role?
He is on there just to defend every single indefensible thing his president says and does. He has zero scruples. And that clueless ditz sitting next to you was no better.
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
She is a damned ditz, no two ways about it. A piece of broccoli, a piece of chicken, a tortilla, $3!!! What is she, a Yum! spokesman?
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Mercie is 22 years old, an Ishgardian Elezen from a minor noble family, and is a very clever young woman with strong ideas about romance, chivalry, and knightliness. She is a Pictomancer and Arcanist by trade, and is every bit the Proper Lady.

Also a ditz sometimes.
January 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
[Jennifer K. Earhart infinite ditz voice]: "Never fear, your captain's here!"
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
i am something of a ditz and i forgot to include the link for the ko-fi in this post so i am doing that... now

ko-fi.com/iafishman/go...
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
That ditz aesthetic got me that first 3 turn distraction advantage and then it was death by a thousand efficient needles while you sit there helpless to stop me from killing you with a 1/1 rodent.
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 AM
What a vapid ditz!! FFS! How is she in charge of anything?!
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Occasionally calling you dumb just as a joke. At first you think nothing of it but then I start calling you ditzy too. Then calling you a bimbo. Then suggesting you were more sexual clothes. Then making you my dumb ditz. But you're sure I'm just joking around, aren't you?~
January 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Voici le Top 10 de l'année 2025 pour la communauté #pixelized
Merci à vous pour votre participation, et merci à @sorenjulienov.bsky.social pour la jolie initiative 🤩👏
January 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"These individuals had been following and harassing our officers all day..." when the murder took place at 8:30 AM. This Nazi ditz can't even lie competently...
January 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
if I did not find you in the scramble, please know it’s because I’m a ditz who needs help always 🫡
January 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
you know the answer? a lil dumb "ummm..." isn't going to hurt anyone~

talking is hard, you don't Always have to pronounce hard words properly!

asked for your birthday? just gimme a sec...

other people will think you're just a bit of a ditz, and they'll remember that about you!

forever.
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Hello, new followers!
I'm glad you found Jocat's implementation of my silly idea funny enough to keep an eye on me. I hope you enjoy the resident ditz you've invited onto your timeline.

When not enduring physical disability and working full-time in pharmacy, I sometimes draw or do gamedev things.
January 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM