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🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞

@hazbinhovel.bsky.social

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Fic author of One Time that talks way too much about Blitzpreg. She/her, 20s. 18+ account! Mainly Hellaverse, with a smattering of other fandoms. Icon by @helluvabutt.bsky.social Questions- https://tetratto.com/@shadowanswers

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🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · Oct 21

Hey, I'm Shadow! This is an 18+ account. Minors are blocked, no-ages are softblocked. I'm a writer who talks about blitzpreg and my fankids a lot. My ao3 with the more polished stuff is linked here: archiveofourown.org/users/slinki...

An image of Blitz from the Helluva Boss pilot grinning and holding the Grimoire over his crotch.

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MF VIEWTIFUL @mfviewtiful.bsky.social · 22h

Tag: Corruption, Mind control

Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 1d

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

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triangledump.bsky.social @triangledump.bsky.social · 34m

remember to kiss your god
#billford

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 2h

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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SketchWhatYouSee @sketchwhatyousee.bsky.social · 7d

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🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 1h

As someone who has never watched a single video by dan and phil, I’m enjoying it secondhand, but I love that it brought this decade-old post back. We’re at 3/4 now.

Tumblr post from November 29 2015 that reads No but seriously imagine it: You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…
“When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.”
Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 1h

a man with a beard is holding a pair of binoculars in front of a trendzisst logo

Alt: a man with a beard is holding a pair of binoculars nodding

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 1h

I think Blitz should get filled with eggs and have to push them all out, shaking and clammy, his hole stretched and aching. But as each one that slips out, it brings a wave of overstimulated pleasure, tipping him over the edge and then continuing on regardless, unrelenting.

Y'know, as a treat.

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ﾇすす @nususunu.bsky.social · 23h

He is a DEMON
#Helluvaboss #Stolas

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plastic @plasticrarity.bsky.social · 2h

Call me America the way Bush has me remembering

OP seems to have struck a chord with my followers so I thought I'd offer kind of a visual guide. Big ups to Verosika Mayday

#helluvaboss

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🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 2h

I like the idea her human form has ear piercings that match Loona’s.

🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 2h

Kinda wonky but I’m trying to doodle more in general so behold: She

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𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙 | ℂ𝔼𝕆 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝔸𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣 @deathklaue.bsky.social · 3h

mommy?

sorry. momm- [ hit by a brick ]

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[ #KashArts • #Alastor • #Fem!Alastor • #HazbinHotel ]

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Goose @uhohgoose.bsky.social · 11h

if you've got it flaunt it ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
#stolas #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart

Stolas from Helluva Boss posing in 3 outfits that emphasize his chest plumage in place of cleavage.

In front, he smiles confidently at the viewer as he trails his fingers barely-contained chest feathers. He is wearing a low cut blue shirt with ruffled hems, and a beige satin skirt.

In the middle pose, Stolas laughs happily as his feathers and yellow floral sundress are blown about in the wind. He holds his skirts down as they billow out around him.

In the back, Stolas smirks down at the viewer as he stretches upwards under bright club lights. He’s wearing a black lace crop top his feathers spill out over, ripped shorts, colorful eye makeup and bracelets, and he is accented with several pieces of metal and leather: an o ring choker, a belt, and a thigh harness.

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Mari 🖤 @stolitzfirstegg.bsky.social · 11h

I started thinking of an AU where Blitz adopts Loona earlier and she transforms one night into her "wolf" form (idk how instinctive/advanced this transformation is) and he's low-key freaking out bc he doesn't know if it's normal but also she's fucking adorable. Pup "wolf" Loona would be adorable ok?

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🔞Helluva Hole🔞 @blackholegrave.bsky.social · 5h

I should post more so ah, UM
Spamtenna baby be upon ye 🙌❤️
Her name is Meri 🥰
#deltarune #spamtenna

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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 27d

please don’t kill everyone babe…you’re so sexy… #emilute #hazbinhotel

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🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 8h

Blitz:

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Lady @ladycyaneyed.bsky.social · 13h

today im thinking about stolas putting on a little weight and blitz not being able to pick him up as easily and stolas thinks blitz won't be attracted to him anymore, meanwhile blitz's recent search history is just 100 different variations of "how to get moar strng so i cn pick up my bird"

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Saint Twiggie 🙏 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 9h

Anyone else think Vaggie might be feeling some sort of way about Emily and Charlie getting closer in season 2? Vaggie already seems to be very insecure about being "good enough" for Charlie and here comes this gorgeous cheerful angel of joy who represents everything Vaggie -isnt-? (fallen)

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Star Rose ⭐️🏳️‍⚧️ @thebratqueen.bsky.social · Apr 1

They're making the sunsets transgender!

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🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 23h

Blitz sitting on Stolas's chest, heavy belly resting over his face and getting himself comfortable as he digs into a burger while waiting to see how long Stolas can last before tapping out. (Stolas's hands are dug into his plump cheeks and thighs.)

(Preg or chub? Take your pick, or both.)

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🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 10h

They all kneel in unison (some very much grumbling to themselves) and he just lets out a little startled hoot at the movement/sound.

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Hali ✨🔞 (they/them) @birdpuss.bsky.social · 10h

if we ever get any more flashbacks to stolas’ childhood, i have a scene in mind of little puffball stolas just being plopped in front of the demonic legions he’s supposed to lead

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🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 10h

Best of luck!

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Pony🔞 @randompony03.bsky.social · 18h

Sitting pretty

#HazbinHotel #Alastor

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