#CrotchRocket
When the fire marshal tells you it isn't the weather to be out on a "crotchrocket" ya listen. XD
December 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Gives new meaning to the word crotchrocket
A federal watchdog urged consumers on Monday to immediately stop using and safely dispose of two models of lithium-ion batteries made for a popular e-bike brand, warning of serious fire risks.
Batteries for Rad Power Bikes Get Federal Fire Risk Warning
A federal watchdog said two models of batteries found in Rad Power Bikes should be immediately, and safely, disposed of. The bike company disputes the safety agency’s findings.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Crotchrocket dude-bros blocking 2 different apartments garages. What’s wrong with people.
October 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We will always have the problem of drivers who ignore or do not see motorcyclists, forcing riders to be extra cautious. However, there is no excuse for this rider's behavior. Is he hoping for a fitted HRP (human remains pouch)?

#Reno #Nevada #Motorcycle #Biker #CanyonBike #CrotchRocket #RedLight
September 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Also V Ice gets a lotta @&*/ and I don't really respect the one song I know musically, BUT every time I saw him hold up ah Under Pressure he seemed to be an actually kind of nice guy. He liked dirtbike motorcycles. (I like dirtbike & crotchrocket motorcycles.) That's my V Ice knowledge.
August 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
July 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Every one is Vicki. What little do they know.
Crotchrocket dink blocked you yet?
July 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
And I am going to shove a stick through the spokes of the motherfucking crotchrocket outside fuck you asshole you’re loud and obnoxious no one likes you!
July 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Smooth brain thinks a “crotchrocket”bike is way too cool.
Evidence you might ask?
Look at the dink’s cover photo. There’s the evidence.
LMAO
a person riding a red and white suzuki motorcycle on a street
ALT: a person riding a red and white suzuki motorcycle on a street
media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
July 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
finally a place I can put my cotopaxi crotchrocket
June 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'll add my anecdotal data to back up your theory. I was driving in a 45mph zone, yesterday, and was suddenly surrounded by a flock of those crotchrocket motorcycles going at least 80 - swerving around either side of me.
April 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Bike season is almost upon us.
I am almost grumpy with how badly I need to get on the road. And wanna know something else?
I kinda wanna get a second bike. A sport bike. (crotchrocket for some of yall.) So I can either cruise, or race. 🥵 Someone stop me.
April 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hey, Crunky. Wanna go for a riiiide?
March 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Christ on a crotchrocket!
March 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I rode a 1986 Yamaha virago. I’ve always wanted a crotchrocket
January 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I really miss my bike…😂😩😭. If I ever choose to ride again I’ll get another Kawasaki. 🖤🏍️ #crotchrocket
December 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I have not breathed a word of this online, for fear it would get patched out. Y'all, it's so fun, and funny.

"Shit extraction is 1.5km away"

"Sweeeeeeeet" *whips out crotchrocket*

www.pcgamesn.com/warframe/199...
This bug was the coolest bit of Warframe’s 1999 expansion, and now its a feature
Warframe 1999 has been suffering from the best kind of bug, and players love it so much Digital Extremes is making it a permanent feature.
www.pcgamesn.com
December 17, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Theres been a lot of QOL changes since Reb took over the WF team if its been a long while!

And well, at least for me, 1999 is Hella Aesthetic. I feel like a lot of people who vibe with Drone aesthetics would mesh w/ Warframes vibe.
December 13, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Johnny Johnny Crotchrocket!

...is crotchrocket as universal a term for sport bike as I think it is? If not this comment sounds super weird.
December 4, 2024 at 4:17 PM