zhae, a known citrus enjoyer
@zhae.gay
Geekish. Homo. Direct to a fault.
Tacoma-ish.
Tacoma-ish.
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zhae, a known citrus enjoyer
@zhae.gay
· Jul 18
Accidentally got this when I was taking stills of Meg's post-munch cuddling to send to my partner. Way too cute to not share.
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My top ass on fcf looking at all my mutuals' hogs
September 8, 2023 at 12:47 PM
My top ass on fcf looking at all my mutuals' hogs
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burger is easily top 5 human achievements
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
burger is easily top 5 human achievements
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::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
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’Tis the Season
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
’Tis the Season
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
Layered Cranberry Mousse recipe. You will need a large bowl for this one.
Partner: I really want to try molly
Friend: Be careful! My cousin died of an overdose!
P: Of molly?!
F: No, black tar heroin.
Friend: Be careful! My cousin died of an overdose!
P: Of molly?!
F: No, black tar heroin.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Partner: I really want to try molly
Friend: Be careful! My cousin died of an overdose!
P: Of molly?!
F: No, black tar heroin.
Friend: Be careful! My cousin died of an overdose!
P: Of molly?!
F: No, black tar heroin.
CORRECT. RESPONSE. Disappointed with how much heavy scent is being shared in this meme, I half expect the headaches to start every time it comes around.
I much prefer a man who smells of himself.
Also doesn't hurt to look like this 😘
I much prefer a man who smells of himself.
Also doesn't hurt to look like this 😘
The face / the scent
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
CORRECT. RESPONSE. Disappointed with how much heavy scent is being shared in this meme, I half expect the headaches to start every time it comes around.
I much prefer a man who smells of himself.
Also doesn't hurt to look like this 😘
I much prefer a man who smells of himself.
Also doesn't hurt to look like this 😘
Air traffic controllers don't enjoy a legal loophole that protects them from lawsuits for actions that directly violate the Constitution-- and thus are of no use to this administration.
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Air traffic controllers don't enjoy a legal loophole that protects them from lawsuits for actions that directly violate the Constitution-- and thus are of no use to this administration.
MAKCE: That sounds amazing. Baby, will you make me lime stew?
P: Lime stew doesn't exist.
MAKCE *profoundly disappointed*: Then how do you know what it tastes like?!
P: Lime stew doesn't exist.
MAKCE *profoundly disappointed*: Then how do you know what it tastes like?!
Me, A Known Citrus Enjoyer *eating Costco Burrito Bowl*: You want some of this? It's soooo gooood. Be careful though, it's very lime-y!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
MAKCE: That sounds amazing. Baby, will you make me lime stew?
P: Lime stew doesn't exist.
MAKCE *profoundly disappointed*: Then how do you know what it tastes like?!
P: Lime stew doesn't exist.
MAKCE *profoundly disappointed*: Then how do you know what it tastes like?!
Me, A Known Citrus Enjoyer *eating Costco Burrito Bowl*: You want some of this? It's soooo gooood. Be careful though, it's very lime-y!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me, A Known Citrus Enjoyer *eating Costco Burrito Bowl*: You want some of this? It's soooo gooood. Be careful though, it's very lime-y!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
Partner: Did you fuck it up with lime?
MAKCE: I fucked it up with lime.
P *taking a bite*: gaaah, that's so much lime! It tastes like lime stew!
No. It doesn't. Despite muting every account, "show less like this"-ing on every one of them, and even using a blocking list, I STILL get abdl posts.
They're barely even less common, and I suspect that's only because of my infrequent use of the app coupled with the blocklist getting updated.
They're barely even less common, and I suspect that's only because of my infrequent use of the app coupled with the blocklist getting updated.
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
No. It doesn't. Despite muting every account, "show less like this"-ing on every one of them, and even using a blocking list, I STILL get abdl posts.
They're barely even less common, and I suspect that's only because of my infrequent use of the app coupled with the blocklist getting updated.
They're barely even less common, and I suspect that's only because of my infrequent use of the app coupled with the blocklist getting updated.
This IS fuckin epic.
Deep Dark DPS... Boss ♂ of ♂ this ♂ Tier...
Mine excitement for the next tier can hardly be held.
#FFXIVmemes #FFXIVvideos #Arcadion
Mine excitement for the next tier can hardly be held.
#FFXIVmemes #FFXIVvideos #Arcadion
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This IS fuckin epic.
I have eaten what must be half this bag in the last 30 minutes.
They are SO fucking good.
They are SO fucking good.
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I have eaten what must be half this bag in the last 30 minutes.
They are SO fucking good.
They are SO fucking good.
16 spools of filament arrived yesterday.
4-packs are cheap af (~$10 each), so I didn't really think about it when I was putting in the orders... But then I did the math and it was like $160.
Whoops.
4-packs are cheap af (~$10 each), so I didn't really think about it when I was putting in the orders... But then I did the math and it was like $160.
Whoops.
October 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
16 spools of filament arrived yesterday.
4-packs are cheap af (~$10 each), so I didn't really think about it when I was putting in the orders... But then I did the math and it was like $160.
Whoops.
4-packs are cheap af (~$10 each), so I didn't really think about it when I was putting in the orders... But then I did the math and it was like $160.
Whoops.
Take me out at the ballgame 🎵
No, really, if you ever see me at a ballgame I guarantee I want you to put me out of my misery.
No, really, if you ever see me at a ballgame I guarantee I want you to put me out of my misery.
take me out at the ball game / disappear in the crowd / hide me behind a memorial plaque / walk away calmly and never look back / stay en route route route to your own seat / that you bought with a false name / though you'll want. to. flee or hide out / watch the whole. ball. game
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Take me out at the ballgame 🎵
No, really, if you ever see me at a ballgame I guarantee I want you to put me out of my misery.
No, really, if you ever see me at a ballgame I guarantee I want you to put me out of my misery.
October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
Same place I did
Bonus points if you can guess the exact moment in this video that made me snort laugh.
October 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Same place I did
I'm in bed. I had a 12hr decongestant and an antibiotic, washed down with a dose of NyQuil (still getting over a sinus infection), and then took a cyclobenzaprine.
I'm sore as shit, but I am gonna pass the FUCK out and nothing and no one is gonna bother me for the next 10 hours.
I'm sore as shit, but I am gonna pass the FUCK out and nothing and no one is gonna bother me for the next 10 hours.
10.08 ~23:50: literally ten hours crawling in the attic today running (and in one case, re-running) cat6 cables, and I have an in-wall 10 gigabit network.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I'm in bed. I had a 12hr decongestant and an antibiotic, washed down with a dose of NyQuil (still getting over a sinus infection), and then took a cyclobenzaprine.
I'm sore as shit, but I am gonna pass the FUCK out and nothing and no one is gonna bother me for the next 10 hours.
I'm sore as shit, but I am gonna pass the FUCK out and nothing and no one is gonna bother me for the next 10 hours.
10.08 ~23:50: literally ten hours crawling in the attic today running (and in one case, re-running) cat6 cables, and I have an in-wall 10 gigabit network.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
October 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
10.08 ~23:50: literally ten hours crawling in the attic today running (and in one case, re-running) cat6 cables, and I have an in-wall 10 gigabit network.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
My own network, that didn't involve a cable on the floor, has been a dream for at least two decades now.
I accomplished something.
Oh shit, I just realized that Rescheduled Rapture was supposed to be yesterday.
Anyone else still here?
Anyone else still here?
October 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh shit, I just realized that Rescheduled Rapture was supposed to be yesterday.
Anyone else still here?
Anyone else still here?
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Carrie is an inspiring movie about a teenage girl who stages the ultimate clapback at her haters.
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Carrie is an inspiring movie about a teenage girl who stages the ultimate clapback at her haters.
Uhhhhhhhhhh
director: let's try that take again
host: for sheezy my deezy!
director: *holding back tears* ...please stop it
host: for sheezy my deezy!
director: *holding back tears* ...please stop it
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhh
My Discover feed today has had a lot of this FD guy who keeps posting pics of his unit and all I can think is
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My Discover feed today has had a lot of this FD guy who keeps posting pics of his unit and all I can think is
I'd been wondering why they cast Leto. It just didn't make sense.
Does now.
Does now.
I WAS planning on seeing Tron Ares, until learning that;
A. The story has pretty much no connection to the previous two,
B. Pretty much only exists because of Jared Leto funding it
C. Is directed by the same guy who did the worst Pirates of the Caribbean movie
Ill just listen to NIN's OST, thanks
A. The story has pretty much no connection to the previous two,
B. Pretty much only exists because of Jared Leto funding it
C. Is directed by the same guy who did the worst Pirates of the Caribbean movie
Ill just listen to NIN's OST, thanks
October 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'd been wondering why they cast Leto. It just didn't make sense.
Does now.
Does now.