Pasha Paterson
@zer0bandwidth.bsky.social
A professional geek.
This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
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This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
twitch.tv/zer0bandwidth
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December 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I want to make a joke about Sisyphus, but every time I think I'm close, something sets me back and I have to start over.
I have a joke about Penelope but every time I tell it, it unravels.
I have a joke about Odysseus but it takes a long time to pay off.
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I want to make a joke about Sisyphus, but every time I think I'm close, something sets me back and I have to start over.
Burger King Missile
Applebeegees'
Red Hot Chili's Peppers
Dairy Queensrÿche
Uncle Kracker Barrel
Applebeegees'
Red Hot Chili's Peppers
Dairy Queensrÿche
Uncle Kracker Barrel
Dixie Chick-fil-A
Modern English Market
CarrABBA's
John Denny's
Old 97's Buffet
Modern English Market
CarrABBA's
John Denny's
Old 97's Buffet
Five Guys for Fighting
Popeye's Will Eat Itself
Starbuckscherry
The Sonics
Boston Market
fIREHOSE Subs
Jimmy John's Eat World
Johnny Rockets from the Crypt
Dairy Queens of the Stone Age
Fab Five Freddy's
(Kenny Rogers Roasters?)
Popeye's Will Eat Itself
Starbuckscherry
The Sonics
Boston Market
fIREHOSE Subs
Jimmy John's Eat World
Johnny Rockets from the Crypt
Dairy Queens of the Stone Age
Fab Five Freddy's
(Kenny Rogers Roasters?)
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Burger King Missile
Applebeegees'
Red Hot Chili's Peppers
Dairy Queensrÿche
Uncle Kracker Barrel
Applebeegees'
Red Hot Chili's Peppers
Dairy Queensrÿche
Uncle Kracker Barrel
My daughter keeps saying "low-key" everything, but it sounds more like "Loki", so I've decided to randomly end sentences with "Jormungandr", "Midgardsormr", "Hraesvalgr", etc.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My daughter keeps saying "low-key" everything, but it sounds more like "Loki", so I've decided to randomly end sentences with "Jormungandr", "Midgardsormr", "Hraesvalgr", etc.
His eyes, as he stared back at her, were like magical crystal orbs, brilliant, sparkling, beautiful. Yet within, the only future she could see was the vast emptiness behind them inevitably spilling out of his mouth.
"I... I should go," she blurted, and left him alone at the table.
#microfiction
"I... I should go," she blurted, and left him alone at the table.
#microfiction
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
His eyes, as he stared back at her, were like magical crystal orbs, brilliant, sparkling, beautiful. Yet within, the only future she could see was the vast emptiness behind them inevitably spilling out of his mouth.
"I... I should go," she blurted, and left him alone at the table.
#microfiction
"I... I should go," she blurted, and left him alone at the table.
#microfiction
"What is Viagra?"
"It was a little slow to work, but you got there!"
(guilty laughter from the audience)
#Jeopardy
"It was a little slow to work, but you got there!"
(guilty laughter from the audience)
#Jeopardy
a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .
Alt: George Takei, wearing a shirt that says "OH MY", winks at the camera and says "Oh, my!"
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"What is Viagra?"
"It was a little slow to work, but you got there!"
(guilty laughter from the audience)
#Jeopardy
"It was a little slow to work, but you got there!"
(guilty laughter from the audience)
#Jeopardy
The fact that Japan and Ukraine are near the top, while Russia and Saudi Arabia are near the bottom, tells you a lot about what's really going on here. 😡
Here’s a screenshot of some applied 2025 tariff rates.
Now ask yourself if it’s any surprise small businesses are holding off on hiring.
@scottlincicome.bsky.social
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Now ask yourself if it’s any surprise small businesses are holding off on hiring.
@scottlincicome.bsky.social
thedispatch.com/newsletter/c...
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The fact that Japan and Ukraine are near the top, while Russia and Saudi Arabia are near the bottom, tells you a lot about what's really going on here. 😡
My thoughts on allyship won't fit in a blurt today.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My thoughts on allyship won't fit in a blurt today.
*Still* accelerating.
We are racing toward an intractable no-win scenario in which every military commander in the US must choose between obeying the orders of the Commander in Chief, or obeying their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution, because those choices are becoming increasingly incompatible.
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
*Still* accelerating.
Three #Jeopardy contestants failed to recognize Max Verstappen from a video clue and I can just imagine @joshtigerhill.bsky.social clutching his head in both hands and gasping.
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Three #Jeopardy contestants failed to recognize Max Verstappen from a video clue and I can just imagine @joshtigerhill.bsky.social clutching his head in both hands and gasping.
I named my fists Red and Shirt because I'm very likely to get killed if I initiate a physical confrontation.
I named my fists Mad and Men because they'll drop you like a three-martini lunch
I named my fists Lot and 49 because it’s time for some crying
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I named my fists Red and Shirt because I'm very likely to get killed if I initiate a physical confrontation.
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Edinburgh, Scotland
SOUTH: Kingston, Jamaica
This covers feet-on-the-ground presence in a place. I would imagine that the arcs of various air routes might have exceeded these.
NORTH: Edinburgh, Scotland
SOUTH: Kingston, Jamaica
This covers feet-on-the-ground presence in a place. I would imagine that the arcs of various air routes might have exceeded these.
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: St. Petersburg Russia
SOUTH: Sydney, Australia
(For western hemisphere I got Saskatoon & Rio)
NORTH: St. Petersburg Russia
SOUTH: Sydney, Australia
(For western hemisphere I got Saskatoon & Rio)
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?
NORTH: Edinburgh, Scotland
SOUTH: Kingston, Jamaica
This covers feet-on-the-ground presence in a place. I would imagine that the arcs of various air routes might have exceeded these.
NORTH: Edinburgh, Scotland
SOUTH: Kingston, Jamaica
This covers feet-on-the-ground presence in a place. I would imagine that the arcs of various air routes might have exceeded these.
"Let that sink in"
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Let that sink in"
Leader of known NYC organized crime syndicate unveils boldest tax-evasion scheme in long career of cons and scams.
Trump says he may cut income tax 'completely' because of tariff income reut.rs/4p65j0l
Trump says he may cut income tax 'completely' because of tariff income
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Thursday his administration may slash income tax completely over the next couple of years because of government revenue generated from tariffs.
reut.rs
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Leader of known NYC organized crime syndicate unveils boldest tax-evasion scheme in long career of cons and scams.
Since last week's patch to the Anniversary Update to #Fallout4, the game will crash to desktop if you have any companions accompanying you when you engage any quest-related enemies that were added in the Next-Gen Update.
It Just Works.™ 🙄
It Just Works.™ 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Since last week's patch to the Anniversary Update to #Fallout4, the game will crash to desktop if you have any companions accompanying you when you engage any quest-related enemies that were added in the Next-Gen Update.
It Just Works.™ 🙄
It Just Works.™ 🙄
Objects Absolutely Essential to Every Sewing Project: A Thread 🛢
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Objects Absolutely Essential to Every Sewing Project: A Thread 🛢
black
then
white are
all I see
in my infancy
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me
lets me see
as below so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason
push the envelope,
watch it bend
then
white are
all I see
in my infancy
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me
lets me see
as below so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason
push the envelope,
watch it bend
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
black
then
white are
all I see
in my infancy
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me
lets me see
as below so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason
push the envelope,
watch it bend
then
white are
all I see
in my infancy
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me
lets me see
as below so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason
push the envelope,
watch it bend
The Bill Clinton rumors.
The fawning over Mamdani.
It's be pretty wild if Troompaloompa has been bi this whole time.
The fawning over Mamdani.
It's be pretty wild if Troompaloompa has been bi this whole time.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Bill Clinton rumors.
The fawning over Mamdani.
It's be pretty wild if Troompaloompa has been bi this whole time.
The fawning over Mamdani.
It's be pretty wild if Troompaloompa has been bi this whole time.