Mike - insert title here
@zelwinters1981.bsky.social
Game designer
Dad
Metalhead
Forky
Legend
Polyamorous (gf position open)
Kinky as hell (Ask me!)
LGBT+ ally
Gamer
Geek
It's not a Skeet. It's a "flutter"! 🦋
The Zooey Life: coming soon!
Dad
Metalhead
Forky
Legend
Polyamorous (gf position open)
Kinky as hell (Ask me!)
LGBT+ ally
Gamer
Geek
It's not a Skeet. It's a "flutter"! 🦋
The Zooey Life: coming soon!
Trauma. It's not just in your mind.
Your body keeps score.
Listen to it.
Your body keeps score.
Listen to it.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Trauma. It's not just in your mind.
Your body keeps score.
Listen to it.
Your body keeps score.
Listen to it.
I need to go to bed, but can't stop thinking about how much of a liar and slut Mary was that she created a whole-ass fucking religion to cover the affair with her baby-daddy.
And Joseph? What a gullible cuck.
And Joseph? What a gullible cuck.
a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a window .
Alt: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I need to go to bed, but can't stop thinking about how much of a liar and slut Mary was that she created a whole-ass fucking religion to cover the affair with her baby-daddy.
And Joseph? What a gullible cuck.
And Joseph? What a gullible cuck.
Jake Paul should challenge a kangaroo in his next match.
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Jake Paul should challenge a kangaroo in his next match.
God the pops up when I type my name.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
God the pops up when I type my name.
Gale force burps.
Burp GIF
ALT: Burp GIF
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Gale force burps.
My strain had a broke.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
My strain had a broke.
Reposted by Mike - insert title here
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
Reposted by Mike - insert title here
I have a question. How the hell are the 30 year olds being open Nazis and dyed in the wool racists in group texts just "kids" but the children who were raped suddenly "young women."
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have a question. How the hell are the 30 year olds being open Nazis and dyed in the wool racists in group texts just "kids" but the children who were raped suddenly "young women."
Reposted by Mike - insert title here
Raise your ✋ if you’ve ever blown Bill Clinton.
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Raise your ✋ if you’ve ever blown Bill Clinton.
Welcome back job security. It's such a hard thing to get with a decent pay rate and decent people to work with.
I am going to miss the relatively insane casual rate, though.
I am going to miss the relatively insane casual rate, though.
Guess I'll just sign this full-time contract, then, shall I?
homer simpson is signing a document while bart simpson looks on
Alt: homer simpson is signing a document while bart simpson looks on
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Welcome back job security. It's such a hard thing to get with a decent pay rate and decent people to work with.
I am going to miss the relatively insane casual rate, though.
I am going to miss the relatively insane casual rate, though.
Guess I'll just sign this full-time contract, then, shall I?
homer simpson is signing a document while bart simpson looks on
Alt: homer simpson is signing a document while bart simpson looks on
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Guess I'll just sign this full-time contract, then, shall I?
some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Reminds me of the time I was in a shop and called bubble wrap "Buble Wrap", causing a couple of ladies nearby to laugh.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Reminds me of the time I was in a shop and called bubble wrap "Buble Wrap", causing a couple of ladies nearby to laugh.
Cue babies born in the next couple of months all named Atlas.
Copycats.
Copycats.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Cue babies born in the next couple of months all named Atlas.
Copycats.
Copycats.
Though via pure coincidence, my newborn son is named Atlas, but he got here first. 😝
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Though via pure coincidence, my newborn son is named Atlas, but he got here first. 😝
Another night, another storm, but always you.
Like a vision of light that seems to be true.
Like a vision of light that seems to be true.
a lightning bolt strikes in the dark cloudy sky
Alt: a lightning bolt strikes in the dark cloudy sky
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Another night, another storm, but always you.
Like a vision of light that seems to be true.
Like a vision of light that seems to be true.
Today has been a long year.
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Today has been a long year.
Is this another pandemic? 😀
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Is this another pandemic? 😀
Reposted by Mike - insert title here
Yikes :(
Another round of severe storms to hit SEQ this weekend: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-15/qld-weather-wrap-saturday-storms-predicted-by-bom/106011002
Another round of severe storms to hit SEQ this weekend
Large hail, damaging winds and heavy rainfall are all on the cards, with another round of severe storms due to hit south-east Queensland.
www.abc.net.au
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yikes :(
I want a house with a verandah for this view!
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I want a house with a verandah for this view!
It's that time of day again, lol.
a stormy sky over a body of water with the letter s on the bottom right
ALT: a stormy sky over a body of water with the letter s on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It's that time of day again, lol.
ALLEGEDLY.
Why the fuck do people smuggle drugs like cocaine into Australia? Just come here and ask anyone, surely some local knobhead will know where to get it.
We have our own industry.
We have our own industry.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
ALLEGEDLY.
Why the fuck do people smuggle drugs like cocaine into Australia? Just come here and ask anyone, surely some local knobhead will know where to get it.
We have our own industry.
We have our own industry.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Why the fuck do people smuggle drugs like cocaine into Australia? Just come here and ask anyone, surely some local knobhead will know where to get it.
We have our own industry.
We have our own industry.