Jay Zeffren
@zefferal.bsky.social
We share the same time and position on the planet's crust. That counts for more than you'd think.
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January 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!
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It is a Reddit truth universally acknowledged that if the OP makes you go “wait what” their choices will inevitably get much stranger in the comments anyway come for the accidental dry-aged steak stay for the Male Living Spaces reveal
January 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
It is a Reddit truth universally acknowledged that if the OP makes you go “wait what” their choices will inevitably get much stranger in the comments anyway come for the accidental dry-aged steak stay for the Male Living Spaces reveal
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Boy, the "I wish i was old enough to fight in World War II" demographic has really been revealing which side they wished they could have foughg for.
January 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Boy, the "I wish i was old enough to fight in World War II" demographic has really been revealing which side they wished they could have foughg for.
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To be clear, I don't know this because I'm overly familiar with Rock Astley's oeuvre, but because I am a strange little freak about old buildings and the window tracery in question is utterly unique and, frankly, geometrically evil.
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
To be clear, I don't know this because I'm overly familiar with Rock Astley's oeuvre, but because I am a strange little freak about old buildings and the window tracery in question is utterly unique and, frankly, geometrically evil.
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12/25 #scryfallrandom wishes you all a
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
12/25 #scryfallrandom wishes you all a
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Happy Thursday to those who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy Thursday to those who celebrate!
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Why Christmas is a Christian Holiday
A thread for Nittel Nacht ♟️
A thread for Nittel Nacht ♟️
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Why Christmas is a Christian Holiday
A thread for Nittel Nacht ♟️
A thread for Nittel Nacht ♟️
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
Someone's reaction to this image is the new standard test to determine just how online they are. The answer is "entirely too much."
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Someone's reaction to this image is the new standard test to determine just how online they are. The answer is "entirely too much."
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh the weather outside is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
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found my new work email signoff
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
found my new work email signoff
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Tom Cotton, pictured here dressed to go aggressively Christmas Caroling at a local synagogue, articulates his enthusiasm for the Trump administration‘s secret unreviewable power to kill anyone they want.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Tom Cotton, pictured here dressed to go aggressively Christmas Caroling at a local synagogue, articulates his enthusiasm for the Trump administration‘s secret unreviewable power to kill anyone they want.
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Had to take last week off due to a stomach bug hitting the family, but I am back with another weekly giveaway!
This week’s giveaway is…
Hulk vs Wolverine! With Jeff to referee, I guess?
And a sketch on Wolverine.
As usual, follow me and repost to enter, and I will pick a winner Sunday the 7th!
This week’s giveaway is…
Hulk vs Wolverine! With Jeff to referee, I guess?
And a sketch on Wolverine.
As usual, follow me and repost to enter, and I will pick a winner Sunday the 7th!
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Had to take last week off due to a stomach bug hitting the family, but I am back with another weekly giveaway!
This week’s giveaway is…
Hulk vs Wolverine! With Jeff to referee, I guess?
And a sketch on Wolverine.
As usual, follow me and repost to enter, and I will pick a winner Sunday the 7th!
This week’s giveaway is…
Hulk vs Wolverine! With Jeff to referee, I guess?
And a sketch on Wolverine.
As usual, follow me and repost to enter, and I will pick a winner Sunday the 7th!
My kid informed me that Mario and Luigi are actually twins, and I can't even begin to tell you the overwhelming urge I have to cast Schwarzenegger and DeVito in a live action movie.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My kid informed me that Mario and Luigi are actually twins, and I can't even begin to tell you the overwhelming urge I have to cast Schwarzenegger and DeVito in a live action movie.
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Well at least it's not just my Magic stuff
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Well at least it's not just my Magic stuff
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This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?