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he's the Cal Ripken Jr. of never reading the news
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
he's the Cal Ripken Jr. of never reading the news
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Trump is trying to set a world record today for the most white people gathered around a single desk
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Trump is trying to set a world record today for the most white people gathered around a single desk
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When you stayed up too late shitposting.
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When you stayed up too late shitposting.
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An Onion print membership remains $75 for Cyber Monday. A year's worth of papers to your real-life mailbox.
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
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Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
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December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
An Onion print membership remains $75 for Cyber Monday. A year's worth of papers to your real-life mailbox.
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
membership.theonion.com
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
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Like a proud grandpa.
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Like a proud grandpa.
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Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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'The Land Before Time' was released 37 years ago today 🦖
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
'The Land Before Time' was released 37 years ago today 🦖
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The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸
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A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Time for @chrismurphyct.bsky.social to replace @schumer.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Time for @chrismurphyct.bsky.social to replace @schumer.senate.gov
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Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
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Wisconsin just beat a ranked team…they had 6 completions and their leading passer was their punter
College Football is the absolute best
College Football is the absolute best
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wisconsin just beat a ranked team…they had 6 completions and their leading passer was their punter
College Football is the absolute best
College Football is the absolute best
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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"Hey, man, what message should we push today as we deliberately deny millions of Americans their food benefits?"
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Hey, man, what message should we push today as we deliberately deny millions of Americans their food benefits?"
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Cannot believe he said this under oath.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Cannot believe he said this under oath.
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In case facts still matter
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
In case facts still matter
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The last time the House cast any votes was the Friday before Adelita Grijalva won her race. www.pbump.net/o/remember-t...
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The last time the House cast any votes was the Friday before Adelita Grijalva won her race. www.pbump.net/o/remember-t...
