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Zankba
@zankba.bsky.social
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Soy una persona simple con pocas, si acaso alguna, ambición.

Me gustan los dibujos, los videojuegos y el contenido erótico.
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zankba.bsky.social
"Ah, si, ese error es muy común"

Ya dime pendejo, Chat GPT, no te andes con eufemismos.
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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setiinstitute.bsky.social
#PPOD: Here is a colossal cumulonimbus flashing over the Pacific Ocean captured at 37,000 Feet en route to South America. Credit: Santiago Borja Lopez ( @santyborja.bsky.social ) 🧪 🔭 📷
A massive cumulonimbus storm cloud rises from the lower cloud deck into the stratosphere. The image captures a lightning flash within the storm, illuminating the massive cloud structure, including its turbulent updraft and smooth, flat "anvil" top.
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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sanders.senate.gov
My statement on President Trump’s actions in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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newyorker.com
A cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz. #NewYorkerCartoons
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
zankba.bsky.social
Me doy cuenta que Bluesky no está muy vivo cuando veo que casi no hay memes del temblor de hoy 😕
January 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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theonion.com
Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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npr.org
If you're tempted to bail on potentially fun events becuase you feel awkward, read this. Level up your small talk game and practice social courage with six tips from psychologists.
COMIC: 6 tips to help you overcome social anxiety this season
If you're tempted to bail on potentially fun events becuase you feel awkward, read this. Level up your small talk game and practice social courage with six tips from psychologists.
n.pr
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
zankba.bsky.social
"Bienvenidos a 100 norteamiercanos dijeron..."
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
zankba.bsky.social
*4:38 AM me despierto sin motivo aparente*

¿POR QUÉ HAY SAILOR MOON Y SAILOR PLUTO, PERO NO HAY UNA SAILOR "TIERRA"?

*4:41 AM me vuelvo a dormir*
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
zankba.bsky.social
- ¡La religión es el opio del pueblo y por eso debemos quemar todas las iglesias!
- ¿Ya te dijeron que el 12 vamos a salir temprano?
-¡La guadalupana, la guadalupana bajo al Tepeyac...!
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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ooccouchgags.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Watching Youtube videos.
Scent of a Woman Al Pacino Speech Comment: I wish Pacino had been my representative in divorce court.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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dmmaus.bsky.social
Someone replied to an email I wrote in 2017:
> Agh, sorry, I thought I'd sent a reply to this sooner!
They address the question I asked in my email, that I no longer care about.

Wife says I should wait until 2034 and then reply:
> Thanks, but that's okay. I don't need that info any more.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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theonion.com
Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
$50,000: Sufficient incentive to treat fellow human beings this way
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
zankba.bsky.social
Estaba en el camión cuando unos chicos de menos de 20 años empezaron a contar anécdotas de los Simpsons. Ahí me di cuenta que, a pesar de todos sus problemas y defectos, el futuro se encuentra en buenas manos.
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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thegodpodcast.com
Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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fairless.xyz
Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.
October 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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forbes.com
Tests from Consumer Reports found more than two-thirds of 23 popular protein products contained unsafe levels of lead.
Lead Is Becoming More Common Among Protein Powders And Shakes, Report Says
Tests from Consumer Reports found more than two-thirds of 23 popular protein products contained unsafe levels of lead.
www.forbes.com
October 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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bsky.app
Quick Tip: Don’t want people getting pinged when you post or reply?

You can turn that off by heading to: Settings → Privacy and Security → Allow others to be notified of your posts and toggling it off.
A screenshot of “Allow others to be notified of your posts” with “No one” selected
October 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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michaelswaim.bsky.social
Lowkey one of my fav vids we did at Cracked...no prompter no cuts all History's Greatest Monster!!! Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx6D...
DED Talks: Why Christopher Columbus Was History's Biggest Dick
YouTube video by Cracked
www.youtube.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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atrupar.com
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
October 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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spryoldlorax.bsky.social
Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.
I'm watching that documentary "Before Stonewall" about gay history pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting. The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed psychologists, a police officer, and one "known homosexual". The "known homosexual" is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson. So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that there's nothing wrong with him mentally and he's never been arrested. When asked whether he'd take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether his family knows he's gay, he says that they didn't up until tonight, but he guesses they're going to find out, and he'll probably be fired from his job as well. So of course the host is like ... why are you doing this interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says "I think that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself." 1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium. Despite the pseudonym, Dale's boss did indeed recognize him from the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten a new job at a higher salary. Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further. It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that, but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudson's disclosure had a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the U.S.
September 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM