Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
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My favorite #movie: Vertigo #Hitchcock
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
How many of us remember the first #movie we saw in the theaters? I (think I) do and it’s my #63 pick on my 101 favorite movies, 1988s animation/live action comedy Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I loved it as a kid seeing Bugs and Daffy alongside Mickey and Donald but I appreciate it as an adult #filmsky
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November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Things that make the morning a good morning: getting favorable feedback on a #voiceover #audiobook audition.
The gig ain’t mine yet but it’s nice to be appreciated for MAH SUH-SUH-SUH-SUH-SEXEH VOICE😁😎 #voiceactor
The gig ain’t mine yet but it’s nice to be appreciated for MAH SUH-SUH-SUH-SUH-SEXEH VOICE😁😎 #voiceactor
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Things that make the morning a good morning: getting favorable feedback on a #voiceover #audiobook audition.
The gig ain’t mine yet but it’s nice to be appreciated for MAH SUH-SUH-SUH-SUH-SEXEH VOICE😁😎 #voiceactor
The gig ain’t mine yet but it’s nice to be appreciated for MAH SUH-SUH-SUH-SUH-SEXEH VOICE😁😎 #voiceactor
44.
Also immortal. I shall live on in your nightmares.
Also immortal. I shall live on in your nightmares.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
44.
Also immortal. I shall live on in your nightmares.
Also immortal. I shall live on in your nightmares.
#StevenSpielberg. That’s a name I’ll say often if you get me talking about #movies. Hook made me want to get into acting and Jurassic Park practically defined movies for any kid growing up in the 90s. At #64 on my 101 favorite movies list is his 2012 biopic written by Tony Kushner, Lincoln.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
#StevenSpielberg. That’s a name I’ll say often if you get me talking about #movies. Hook made me want to get into acting and Jurassic Park practically defined movies for any kid growing up in the 90s. At #64 on my 101 favorite movies list is his 2012 biopic written by Tony Kushner, Lincoln.
#Nowwatching the Right Stuff. If Weird Al made a spoof movie of this, it would be about Oreos.
Or semen.
Or Oreos stuffed with…never mind. #humor #movies #filmsky
Or semen.
Or Oreos stuffed with…never mind. #humor #movies #filmsky
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November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
#Nowwatching the Right Stuff. If Weird Al made a spoof movie of this, it would be about Oreos.
Or semen.
Or Oreos stuffed with…never mind. #humor #movies #filmsky
Or semen.
Or Oreos stuffed with…never mind. #humor #movies #filmsky
There are few things more satisfying to me than eating a meal that I cooked myself. Tonight it was oven baked chicken breast with salt, pepper, brown sugar, oregano, smoked paprika, rosemary, garlic powder and a touch of lemon pepper for a little twang.
And Hendrix on my iPod. #foodsky #musicsky
And Hendrix on my iPod. #foodsky #musicsky
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
These people are bullies. Like all bullies they’re just below average assholes and if you stand up to them, they back the fuck down like the punks they are.
And if you knee them in the testies once or twice? Hey, I saw nothing. They were like that when I got here! #fuckMAGA #MAGAmorons
And if you knee them in the testies once or twice? Hey, I saw nothing. They were like that when I got here! #fuckMAGA #MAGAmorons
I’m not going to talk about the members of the Trump regime like they’re invincible. They’re not. They want you to think they are. Don’t cede that to them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
These people are bullies. Like all bullies they’re just below average assholes and if you stand up to them, they back the fuck down like the punks they are.
And if you knee them in the testies once or twice? Hey, I saw nothing. They were like that when I got here! #fuckMAGA #MAGAmorons
And if you knee them in the testies once or twice? Hey, I saw nothing. They were like that when I got here! #fuckMAGA #MAGAmorons
I once had the great pleasure of playing the Player in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. It was one of the greatest shows I’ve ever done.
“We’re ACTORS! We’re the opposite of people!” #RIP #TomStoppard #communitytheater #theaternerd
“We’re ACTORS! We’re the opposite of people!” #RIP #TomStoppard #communitytheater #theaternerd
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I once had the great pleasure of playing the Player in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. It was one of the greatest shows I’ve ever done.
“We’re ACTORS! We’re the opposite of people!” #RIP #TomStoppard #communitytheater #theaternerd
“We’re ACTORS! We’re the opposite of people!” #RIP #TomStoppard #communitytheater #theaternerd
Helping myself to a peppermint mocha from Starbucks at Safeway with a blueberry muffin, my usual when I go there.
Best #mocha in town is the spicy salted mocha at Velocity. Just the right balance of habanero powder, salt and mocha. And now I want one. #coffee #Saturday #PNW
Best #mocha in town is the spicy salted mocha at Velocity. Just the right balance of habanero powder, salt and mocha. And now I want one. #coffee #Saturday #PNW
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s a cold, gray day today. I’m all warm and cozy inside with the doggy-doo and in the mood to talk about one of my favorite subjects. #65 on my 101 favorite #movies would be deemed woke by todays standards, 1979s Norma Rae based upon the real story of union organizer Crystal Lee Sutton #filmsky
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November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Did you know if you look up Deja vu in the dictionary it just tells you to go look up Deja vu in the dictionary? It’s true. Or you can just my 66 spot on my 101 favorite #movies, the 1993 #comedy Groundhog Day. Part romcom and part fantasy it remains one of the best Bill Murray #films to date.
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November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fun fact: For the movie Alien, they actually used a man in a practical suit because the studio was unable to afford a real Xenomorph.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When I read about a girl in Uvalde having to cover herself in her friends blood to trick the shooter into thinking she was dead, I had to get up and walk the dog to calm myself down. And yet “thoughts and prayers” #MAGAmorons wanted me to be respectful when #CharlieKirk got got? Fuck that shit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When I read about a girl in Uvalde having to cover herself in her friends blood to trick the shooter into thinking she was dead, I had to get up and walk the dog to calm myself down. And yet “thoughts and prayers” #MAGAmorons wanted me to be respectful when #CharlieKirk got got? Fuck that shit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Datas cat speaks the truth. #StarTrekTNG #releasetheEpsteinfiles
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Datas cat speaks the truth. #StarTrekTNG #releasetheEpsteinfiles
Is everyone REALLY shocked to learn that #PeteHegsethisawarcriminal?
Because he is. He is a war criminal. Did y’all not get the Pete Hegseth is a War Criminal memo with the headline “Pete Hegseth is A War Criminal”? Or the singing telegram that sang Twinkle Twinkle Pete Hegseth is a War Criminal?
Because he is. He is a war criminal. Did y’all not get the Pete Hegseth is a War Criminal memo with the headline “Pete Hegseth is A War Criminal”? Or the singing telegram that sang Twinkle Twinkle Pete Hegseth is a War Criminal?
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Is everyone REALLY shocked to learn that #PeteHegsethisawarcriminal?
Because he is. He is a war criminal. Did y’all not get the Pete Hegseth is a War Criminal memo with the headline “Pete Hegseth is A War Criminal”? Or the singing telegram that sang Twinkle Twinkle Pete Hegseth is a War Criminal?
Because he is. He is a war criminal. Did y’all not get the Pete Hegseth is a War Criminal memo with the headline “Pete Hegseth is A War Criminal”? Or the singing telegram that sang Twinkle Twinkle Pete Hegseth is a War Criminal?
#watchingtonight the Guns of Navarone. You can tell me Gregory Peck wasn’t one of the greatest goddamn actors in history…but you would be wrong. He could attain world peace with a calm, stern lecture 😂🤣 #movies #filmsky
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November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
#watchingtonight the Guns of Navarone. You can tell me Gregory Peck wasn’t one of the greatest goddamn actors in history…but you would be wrong. He could attain world peace with a calm, stern lecture 😂🤣 #movies #filmsky
Yes. But bread doesn’t really love me.
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Yes. But bread doesn’t really love me.
I didn’t have much energy last night after time with the fam, cleaning my plate at Thanksgiving, a glass of whiskey and watching the Fantastic Four #movie (liked it)…but now it’s back to fun as usual. At #67 on my 101 favorite movies list is #TimBurton having fun: Beetlejuice. #filmsky
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November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I didn’t have much energy last night after time with the fam, cleaning my plate at Thanksgiving, a glass of whiskey and watching the Fantastic Four #movie (liked it)…but now it’s back to fun as usual. At #67 on my 101 favorite movies list is #TimBurton having fun: Beetlejuice. #filmsky
I swear I’m not the one who made the conversations at #Thanksgiving dinner political.
No, really. I’m not. That’s a big step for me. It was my big sister this year. I think I’m a bad influence on her 🤣😂🤣😂
No, really. I’m not. That’s a big step for me. It was my big sister this year. I think I’m a bad influence on her 🤣😂🤣😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I swear I’m not the one who made the conversations at #Thanksgiving dinner political.
No, really. I’m not. That’s a big step for me. It was my big sister this year. I think I’m a bad influence on her 🤣😂🤣😂
No, really. I’m not. That’s a big step for me. It was my big sister this year. I think I’m a bad influence on her 🤣😂🤣😂
Me and the doggo are pooped out from playing and being played with all day by two kids and all the other fur babies at mom and dads house. But it was a great #Thanksgiving. I knew none of the people performing at the Macy’s Day parade 😂🤣 Food was amazing as always.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Me and the doggo are pooped out from playing and being played with all day by two kids and all the other fur babies at mom and dads house. But it was a great #Thanksgiving. I knew none of the people performing at the Macy’s Day parade 😂🤣 Food was amazing as always.
#Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday tied with Halloween. The food is great, yes. My mother is an amazing cook. I’m a stuffing with gravy guy, myself. But time with my mom, dad, big sis, brother in-law, nephew, niece and all the doggies and mom and dad’s kitty…that’s what matters. #family #holidays
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
#Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday tied with Halloween. The food is great, yes. My mother is an amazing cook. I’m a stuffing with gravy guy, myself. But time with my mom, dad, big sis, brother in-law, nephew, niece and all the doggies and mom and dad’s kitty…that’s what matters. #family #holidays
There’s a reason I had a massive crush on Wednesday Addams in the sixth grade.
And still have one on Christina Ricci. Helluva great actress.
And still have one on Christina Ricci. Helluva great actress.
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
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November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There’s a reason I had a massive crush on Wednesday Addams in the sixth grade.
And still have one on Christina Ricci. Helluva great actress.
And still have one on Christina Ricci. Helluva great actress.
One thing I love about blogging about #movies is the opportunity to introduce people to the new and challenging. Filmmaker #AvaDuVernay introduced me via #TCM to the #68 spot on my 101 favorite films, from 1982 it’s Haile Gerimas criminally under seen indie film Ashes and Embers.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One thing I love about blogging about #movies is the opportunity to introduce people to the new and challenging. Filmmaker #AvaDuVernay introduced me via #TCM to the #68 spot on my 101 favorite films, from 1982 it’s Haile Gerimas criminally under seen indie film Ashes and Embers.