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Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
Lloyd is just the opposite. I love how his coat blows in the breeze even indoors (a tribute to the Queen in Snow White.) As the maniacal Doom, he takes delight in offing a cartoon shoe in his lethal to toons invention, Dip. Forget Mufasa and Bambis mom: THIS SCENE IS FUCKED UP!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
44.

Also immortal. I shall live on in your nightmares.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Got me laughing! #humor #fuckMAGA
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Drinking IS exercise.

Try doing push-ups after a few tequila shots. #humor
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Datas cat speaks the truth. #StarTrekTNG #releasetheEpsteinfiles
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
One thing I love about blogging about #movies is the opportunity to introduce people to the new and challenging. Filmmaker #AvaDuVernay introduced me via #TCM to the #68 spot on my 101 favorite films, from 1982 it’s Haile Gerimas criminally under seen indie film Ashes and Embers.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Bad dreams about your fur babies being sick are the worst and proof that your brain hates you.

Luckily when I woke up, Oscars only problem was being too warm and cozy under the blankets next to his daddy with too many snuggles. #dreamsky #dogsofBluesky
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Happy #Thanksgiving to all my fellow #Farscape fans.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
At this point there are only two kinds of male #MAGAmorons: creepy, rapey incels and creepy, rapey women abusers. As for the women MAGAmorons…JAYsus Hen fucking Christ, I just don’t fucking know!

#releasetheEpsteinfiles
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Well, that’s just ripping off my idea for a cop show: Velociroper. The DNA from a raptor is injected into Mister Roper from Three’s Company.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Two of the things that intimidate #MAGAmorons the most: intelligent, outspoken women and books that don’t have pictures or a coloring section. #feminism #HandmaidsTale
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It’s always odd seeing what they deem government overreach, innit? #fuckICE #abolishICE #fuckMAGA
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
World War II has had more #movies made about it than any other war in human history, so it’s hard to pick the definitive one. But, for me, a contender HAS to be 1961s the Guns of Navarone, my #73 pick on my 101 favorite movies list for its cast of actors and its grandiose scale. #filmsky
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Spent the day at mom and dads. Dogs know how to do comfort.

Admit it. You wants to snuggle them. #dogsofBluesky
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Well, true, but they don’t have that heady goodness that every growing boy needs. Just ask Apu.
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Well, tired of saying this but… #notatransgenderperson. Again.

Feels like a shit version of Groundhog Day, doesn’t it?
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Now that my internet has been restored, I know you’re all DYING to hear about my 101 favorite #Movies list and why I loves ‘em. So as I continue my first time binge of Lucifer I will tell you all about my #81 pick, my favorite underdog story, 1997s the Full Monty. #filmsky #moviereviews
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My internet is still down. I swear if it weren’t for this little guy along with the fact that I have all seasons of both Farscape and Dead Like Me on DVD I would be storming the walls of my ISP.

Do ISPs have walls? #dogsofBluesky
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
As is often the case the worst horror in film doesn’t come from a guy in a hockey mask. #83 on my 101 favorite #movies list is a great example of just that. From 1984, it’s the historical biopic the Killing Fields based upon the book the Death and Life of Dith Pran by Sydney Schanberg #filmsky
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
THE GIANT SQUID IS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME!!!! DENY THE AWESOMENESS OF THE GIANT SQUID IF YOU DAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!! #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I was a good boy at the dentist. Never had a cavity in my life. I deserve a treat. Or ten. I deserve ten treats.

I had eight DVDs but it was 25% off if I rounded it up to ten. It would be a crime to not take advantage.

Like a serious crime. I believe I made the right choice.

#movies #filmsky
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Moe wasn’t a jerk.

He was an ASSHOLE.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There are few directors who have had more influence than Alfred Hitchcock. Though he did NOT direct my #88 pick on my 101 favorite #Movies, 1962s Cape Fear, you can feel his influence all over it. In fact it’s often referred to as “the greatest #Hitchcock film Hitchcock didn’t direct.” #filmsky
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
#listeningto tonight. I am in love with this show and have been for a long time. I know the concept of straight actors playing gay roles is…contentious but if @saltfiretheatre.bsky.social does this show I AM playing Roy Cohn. Yeah, auditions, I know but…yeah, I AM playing Roy. #communitytheater
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m more of a Rutles fan, personally.
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM