will
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history, comedy, video games, screaming into the void. staten island.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Damn look out Mamdani that’s the way Trump used to look at Bill Clinton.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Damn look out Mamdani that’s the way Trump used to look at Bill Clinton.
this is like the national equivalent of you and your conservative uncle finding common ground on how much you hate the Clintons
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
this is like the national equivalent of you and your conservative uncle finding common ground on how much you hate the Clintons
if the Trump/Clinton pictures do exist, the objectively funniest time to release them is 7:00 PM on the day before Thanksgiving. "No politics at the table" goes flying out the window.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
if the Trump/Clinton pictures do exist, the objectively funniest time to release them is 7:00 PM on the day before Thanksgiving. "No politics at the table" goes flying out the window.
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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"I just need to tweet more" has never been the right answer for any circumstance
Asked why he thinks he lost the Democratic primary, Cuomo said that he just learned that he needs to be on social media more but his agenda is the same as the primary.
“I’m the Democrat, though I’m not on the Democratic line” - Cuomo
“I’m the Democrat, though I’m not on the Democratic line” - Cuomo
October 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"I just need to tweet more" has never been the right answer for any circumstance
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They need to ask Sliwa a question about cats
October 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They need to ask Sliwa a question about cats
Curtis Sliwa whenever Cuomo and Zohran are fighting
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Curtis Sliwa whenever Cuomo and Zohran are fighting
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they took Curtis Sliwa's little hat and he aged 40 years from it
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
they took Curtis Sliwa's little hat and he aged 40 years from it
Hasan being mentioned twice so far during the NYC Mayoral debate is insane.
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hasan being mentioned twice so far during the NYC Mayoral debate is insane.
Based on his “definition of insanity” comment, Zohran has played Far Cry 3
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Based on his “definition of insanity” comment, Zohran has played Far Cry 3
The beret really does so much for Sliwas brand. He just looks like your uncle without it.
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The beret really does so much for Sliwas brand. He just looks like your uncle without it.
bacon egg and cheese on an egg everything OR cream cheese and bacon on an egg everything.
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
bacon egg and cheese on an egg everything OR cream cheese and bacon on an egg everything.
Think I might pick up learning how to spit freestyles now that I’m solidly in my 30s
October 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Think I might pick up learning how to spit freestyles now that I’m solidly in my 30s
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Hookup tips from over at the other place.
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hookup tips from over at the other place.
wonder if my therapist will be able to tell I'm trying to grind mining in runescape during our zoom session
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
wonder if my therapist will be able to tell I'm trying to grind mining in runescape during our zoom session
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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
Either they made it way easier to make money in old school RuneScape or I was an absolute moron at the age of 11.
August 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Either they made it way easier to make money in old school RuneScape or I was an absolute moron at the age of 11.
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
It’s going to fuckin suck when the powers that be merge forces to ratfuck him in the last week of October
August 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s going to fuckin suck when the powers that be merge forces to ratfuck him in the last week of October
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“We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable — but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted & changed by human beings. Resistance & change often begin in art.”
-Ursula K. Le Guin
-Ursula K. Le Guin
August 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
“We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable — but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted & changed by human beings. Resistance & change often begin in art.”
-Ursula K. Le Guin
-Ursula K. Le Guin