Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Barbara Streisand laments selling painting now worth 236 million" - Yup, in other words, she was Verklimt.
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Trump’s into cancel culture… canceling jobs reports, GDP reports and health care bill announcements!
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Trump’s into cancel culture… canceling jobs reports, GDP reports and health care bill announcements!
Campbell’s exec loses job after alleged racist comments and claims of 3D-printed chicken, company says. He sounds like the real Soup Nazi.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Campbell’s exec loses job after alleged racist comments and claims of 3D-printed chicken, company says. He sounds like the real Soup Nazi.
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Scott Disick Wonders If Kim Kardashian's Butt Is 'So Big' Because She's 'Tucking' All Her Emotions Under It. These people don’t have lives they have ‘sound bites.’
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Scott Disick Wonders If Kim Kardashian's Butt Is 'So Big' Because She's 'Tucking' All Her Emotions Under It. These people don’t have lives they have ‘sound bites.’
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RFK Jr. instead of bringing a side dish for Thanksgiving dinner, he brings a side piece!
Sent from my iPad
Sent from my iPad
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
RFK Jr. instead of bringing a side dish for Thanksgiving dinner, he brings a side piece!
Sent from my iPad
Sent from my iPad
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Kim Kardashian Says She Feels Like 'Snapping' over Kanye West's Behavior. At least that way she can see the world through his eyes.
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Kim Kardashian Says She Feels Like 'Snapping' over Kanye West's Behavior. At least that way she can see the world through his eyes.
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West Virginia fattest state. Louisiana answers with ad campaign: We Fry Harder.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
West Virginia fattest state. Louisiana answers with ad campaign: We Fry Harder.
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What's the difference between family gatherings on Independence Day and Thanksgiving? On July 4th the fireworks are in the air, not across the table.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What's the difference between family gatherings on Independence Day and Thanksgiving? On July 4th the fireworks are in the air, not across the table.
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Happy Thanksgiving Bluesky!!
Happy Thanksgiving Bluesky!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving Bluesky!!
Happy Thanksgiving Bluesky!!
Kim Kardashian Says She Feels Like 'Snapping' over Kanye West's Behavior. At least that way she can see the world through his eyes.
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Kim Kardashian Says She Feels Like 'Snapping' over Kanye West's Behavior. At least that way she can see the world through his eyes.
Scott Disick Wonders If Kim Kardashian's Butt Is 'So Big' Because She's 'Tucking' All Her Emotions Under It. These people don’t have lives they have ‘sound bites.’
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Scott Disick Wonders If Kim Kardashian's Butt Is 'So Big' Because She's 'Tucking' All Her Emotions Under It. These people don’t have lives they have ‘sound bites.’
West Virginia fattest state. Louisiana answers with ad campaign: We Fry Harder.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
West Virginia fattest state. Louisiana answers with ad campaign: We Fry Harder.
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Trump pardoned two turkeys. Actually he only pardoned the white meat, he had the dark meat deported.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Trump pardoned two turkeys. Actually he only pardoned the white meat, he had the dark meat deported.
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Trump postpones announcing his alternative to ObamaCare, known as WeDontCare.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trump postpones announcing his alternative to ObamaCare, known as WeDontCare.
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Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍗👋
Let’s meet more #NeverTrump friends leave a comment or meme.
I wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving and safe holiday.
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#BlueStormComin1
Let’s meet more #NeverTrump friends leave a comment or meme.
I wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving and safe holiday.
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#BlueStormComin1
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍗👋
Let’s meet more #NeverTrump friends leave a comment or meme.
I wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving and safe holiday.
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#BlueStormComin1
Let’s meet more #NeverTrump friends leave a comment or meme.
I wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving and safe holiday.
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#BlueStormComin1
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Happy Thursday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” — Robert Brault
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew #NoKings
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” — Robert Brault
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew #NoKings
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Happy Thursday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” — Robert Brault
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew #NoKings
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” — Robert Brault
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew #NoKings
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Happy Thanksgiving to all my #BreakfastCrew friends! I hope your day is filled with warmth, laughter and delicious food.
I am truly grateful for each of you and the joy you bring to my life.
Wishing you a beautiful and blessed holiday! 🦃🍃🍂🌿🍁
I am truly grateful for each of you and the joy you bring to my life.
Wishing you a beautiful and blessed holiday! 🦃🍃🍂🌿🍁
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my #BreakfastCrew friends! I hope your day is filled with warmth, laughter and delicious food.
I am truly grateful for each of you and the joy you bring to my life.
Wishing you a beautiful and blessed holiday! 🦃🍃🍂🌿🍁
I am truly grateful for each of you and the joy you bring to my life.
Wishing you a beautiful and blessed holiday! 🦃🍃🍂🌿🍁
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November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Susan Powter Recalls Squirting Her Breast Milk at a Man in a Restaurant After He Criticized Her for Breastfeeding in Public. The woman’s a Powter Keg.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Susan Powter Recalls Squirting Her Breast Milk at a Man in a Restaurant After He Criticized Her for Breastfeeding in Public. The woman’s a Powter Keg.
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Wishing all a beautiful Thanksgiving holiday! Appreciation for all of you sharing creative, news and awareness communities here on BlueSky.
This vetted pack includes pros! Comedy, Writers, SNL, Conan, Musicians, Actors, Filmmakers, Political Analysts, Friends.
This vetted pack includes pros! Comedy, Writers, SNL, Conan, Musicians, Actors, Filmmakers, Political Analysts, Friends.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wishing all a beautiful Thanksgiving holiday! Appreciation for all of you sharing creative, news and awareness communities here on BlueSky.
This vetted pack includes pros! Comedy, Writers, SNL, Conan, Musicians, Actors, Filmmakers, Political Analysts, Friends.
This vetted pack includes pros! Comedy, Writers, SNL, Conan, Musicians, Actors, Filmmakers, Political Analysts, Friends.
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Alice's Restaurant: Thanksgiving 2025 marks 60 years since event that inspired Arlo Guthrie's song
And, the length of the actual song...
And, the length of the actual song...
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Alice's Restaurant: Thanksgiving 2025 marks 60 years since event that inspired Arlo Guthrie's song
And, the length of the actual song...
And, the length of the actual song...
Alice's Restaurant: Thanksgiving 2025 marks 60 years since event that inspired Arlo Guthrie's song
And, the length of the actual song...
And, the length of the actual song...
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Alice's Restaurant: Thanksgiving 2025 marks 60 years since event that inspired Arlo Guthrie's song
And, the length of the actual song...
And, the length of the actual song...
What's the difference between family gatherings on Independence Day and Thanksgiving? On July 4th the fireworks are in the air, not across the table.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What's the difference between family gatherings on Independence Day and Thanksgiving? On July 4th the fireworks are in the air, not across the table.
Reposted by Paul Lander
Trump says it 'may be necessary' to extend Obamacare subsidies that fueled shutdown. Then on to Infrastructure week.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Trump says it 'may be necessary' to extend Obamacare subsidies that fueled shutdown. Then on to Infrastructure week.
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Some satire about our upside down reality to get pumped for Stranger Things 5 tonight! Co-written with Kate Chrisman and published tonight in @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social!
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How Bad Do Things Have to Get Before the People of Hawkins Join Me and My Ragtag Group of Friends in Fighting the Upside Down? – Weekly Humorist
weeklyhumorist.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some satire about our upside down reality to get pumped for Stranger Things 5 tonight! Co-written with Kate Chrisman and published tonight in @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social!
weeklyhumorist.com/how-bad-do-t...
weeklyhumorist.com/how-bad-do-t...
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/25/25 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
www.humortimes.com/405640/rippi...
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Barbara Streisand laments selling painting now worth 236 million" - Yup, in other words, she was Verklimt.
www.humortimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/25/25 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
www.humortimes.com/405640/rippi...
www.humortimes.com/405640/rippi...