Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Christopher Nolan Says ‘The Odyssey’ Used ‘Over 2 Million Feet of Film’ and Shot for 91 Days. Actually 2.2 million and 97 days because of the tariffs.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Christopher Nolan Says ‘The Odyssey’ Used ‘Over 2 Million Feet of Film’ and Shot for 91 Days. Actually 2.2 million and 97 days because of the tariffs.
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Here's wondering if I can sue the stock market for whiplash....
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Here's wondering if I can sue the stock market for whiplash....
Christopher Nolan Says ‘The Odyssey’ Used ‘Over 2 Million Feet of Film’ and Shot for 91 Days. Actually 2.2 million and 97 days because of the tariffs.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Christopher Nolan Says ‘The Odyssey’ Used ‘Over 2 Million Feet of Film’ and Shot for 91 Days. Actually 2.2 million and 97 days because of the tariffs.
Here's wondering if I can sue the stock market for whiplash....
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Here's wondering if I can sue the stock market for whiplash....
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If parallel universes exist, here's how we could actually find the evidence
More importantly, are my airline miles still good.
More importantly, are my airline miles still good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If parallel universes exist, here's how we could actually find the evidence
More importantly, are my airline miles still good.
More importantly, are my airline miles still good.
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Disney plans to open a theme park in Abu Dhabi. I can’t be the only who hopes they bought The Flintstones’ rights; so, they can have an Abu Dhabi Do ride.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Disney plans to open a theme park in Abu Dhabi. I can’t be the only who hopes they bought The Flintstones’ rights; so, they can have an Abu Dhabi Do ride.
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Trump admits he didn’t have to tear down East Wing for ballroom, but just wanted to. Now turn it into a casino so it’s gone quickly.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Trump admits he didn’t have to tear down East Wing for ballroom, but just wanted to. Now turn it into a casino so it’s gone quickly.
If parallel universes exist, here's how we could actually find the evidence
More importantly, are my airline miles still good.
More importantly, are my airline miles still good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If parallel universes exist, here's how we could actually find the evidence
More importantly, are my airline miles still good.
More importantly, are my airline miles still good.
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Some clownfish are shrinking, according to new study. … Or maybe, they’re just wearing bigger exploding shoes and only seem smaller.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Some clownfish are shrinking, according to new study. … Or maybe, they’re just wearing bigger exploding shoes and only seem smaller.
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DC plastic surgeons see wave of Trump insiders asking for procedures to get the ‘Mar-a-Lago face’. It’s that look where juries can’t read whether you’re lying or not.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
DC plastic surgeons see wave of Trump insiders asking for procedures to get the ‘Mar-a-Lago face’. It’s that look where juries can’t read whether you’re lying or not.
DC plastic surgeons see wave of Trump insiders asking for procedures to get the ‘Mar-a-Lago face’. It’s that look where juries can’t read whether you’re lying or not.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
DC plastic surgeons see wave of Trump insiders asking for procedures to get the ‘Mar-a-Lago face’. It’s that look where juries can’t read whether you’re lying or not.
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Trump diverts attention from Epstein so much he oughta replace the national emblem from the bald eagle to a squirrel.
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Trump diverts attention from Epstein so much he oughta replace the national emblem from the bald eagle to a squirrel.
Trump admits he didn’t have to tear down East Wing for ballroom, but just wanted to. Now turn it into a casino so it’s gone quickly.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Trump admits he didn’t have to tear down East Wing for ballroom, but just wanted to. Now turn it into a casino so it’s gone quickly.
Disney plans to open a theme park in Abu Dhabi. I can’t be the only who hopes they bought The Flintstones’ rights; so, they can have an Abu Dhabi Do ride.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Disney plans to open a theme park in Abu Dhabi. I can’t be the only who hopes they bought The Flintstones’ rights; so, they can have an Abu Dhabi Do ride.
Some clownfish are shrinking, according to new study. … Or maybe, they’re just wearing bigger exploding shoes and only seem smaller.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Some clownfish are shrinking, according to new study. … Or maybe, they’re just wearing bigger exploding shoes and only seem smaller.
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Thank ya @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social for running this batch from the 575: Haikuzzis for the Jacuzzi.
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Haikuzzis for the Jacuzzi – Weekly Humorist
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November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Thank ya @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social for running this batch from the 575: Haikuzzis for the Jacuzzi.
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Good morning and Happy Thursday 👋
If you haven’t been in a starter pack of mine lately comment starter.
Let’s meet more #NeverTrump friends 👋
If you are a new followers of mine I boost mostly 7 days a week and I have many starter packs if you want to make true blue friends.
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If you haven’t been in a starter pack of mine lately comment starter.
Let’s meet more #NeverTrump friends 👋
If you are a new followers of mine I boost mostly 7 days a week and I have many starter packs if you want to make true blue friends.
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a cup of coffee with flowers on it and the words good morning hello thursday what you do today can improve all your tomorrows seize the day
ALT: a cup of coffee with flowers on it and the words good morning hello thursday what you do today can improve all your tomorrows seize the day
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November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Good morning and Happy Thursday 👋
If you haven’t been in a starter pack of mine lately comment starter.
Let’s meet more #NeverTrump friends 👋
If you are a new followers of mine I boost mostly 7 days a week and I have many starter packs if you want to make true blue friends.
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If you haven’t been in a starter pack of mine lately comment starter.
Let’s meet more #NeverTrump friends 👋
If you are a new followers of mine I boost mostly 7 days a week and I have many starter packs if you want to make true blue friends.
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Happy Thursday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?”–Jim Butcher
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?”–Jim Butcher
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Happy Thursday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?”–Jim Butcher
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?”–Jim Butcher
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
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Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters!
Happy Thursday!🌳⛰️
Enjoy this small rustic cabin on the lake with a “million dollar” view for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🤩🏡⛰️
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
Happy Thursday!🌳⛰️
Enjoy this small rustic cabin on the lake with a “million dollar” view for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🤩🏡⛰️
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters!
Happy Thursday!🌳⛰️
Enjoy this small rustic cabin on the lake with a “million dollar” view for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🤩🏡⛰️
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
Happy Thursday!🌳⛰️
Enjoy this small rustic cabin on the lake with a “million dollar” view for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🤩🏡⛰️
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
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Trump's $2,000 rebate checks would cost $600 billion ‒ double the new revenue from tariffs. Or the price of a cup of Brazilian coffee.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trump's $2,000 rebate checks would cost $600 billion ‒ double the new revenue from tariffs. Or the price of a cup of Brazilian coffee.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Somewhere as Epstein files leak Hilary Clinton just said ‘But the emails.’
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Somewhere as Epstein files leak Hilary Clinton just said ‘But the emails.’
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November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM