You park like a c*nt
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You park like a c*nt
@yplac.bsky.social
· Nov 10
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BMW.
Flipflops, shorts and a puffer jacket in November.
Can't park between two parallel lines, in an environment designed to facilitate parking.
What a cunt.
#YPLAC
Flipflops, shorts and a puffer jacket in November.
Can't park between two parallel lines, in an environment designed to facilitate parking.
What a cunt.
#YPLAC
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
BMW.
Flipflops, shorts and a puffer jacket in November.
Can't park between two parallel lines, in an environment designed to facilitate parking.
What a cunt.
#YPLAC
Flipflops, shorts and a puffer jacket in November.
Can't park between two parallel lines, in an environment designed to facilitate parking.
What a cunt.
#YPLAC
There is a little known rule in the Highway Code that states if you own a Merc you can park where the heck you like.
#York
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#York
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November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Lol
Matt black, personalised number plate, Range Rover wank panzer parked like a twat at the hospital
With a parking ticket 😁
Today is a good day 👏
Matt black, personalised number plate, Range Rover wank panzer parked like a twat at the hospital
With a parking ticket 😁
Today is a good day 👏
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just as well I'm not on a 1m wide cargo bike, or else I'd be forced to stop, push up onto the pavement around that ticket machine, and stick a @yplac.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social sticker on the driver's side window while I was at it.
Arsehole.
Arsehole.
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
On my ride this morning, I came across this parked car almost completely blocking NCN14. I just just about managed to scrape by. On the drivers side is a really busy trunk road with oncoming traffic.
Utterly thoughtless. I must start carrying a hammer or similar.
Utterly thoughtless. I must start carrying a hammer or similar.
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
No, this is not a parking space.
(Police issued a Fixed Penalty Notice, but I'm not sure whether it was for the double yellows, or blocking the cyce lane, or both)
@yplac.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social
(Police issued a Fixed Penalty Notice, but I'm not sure whether it was for the double yellows, or blocking the cyce lane, or both)
@yplac.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Walked 3.5 miles today. Came across many twatty drivers. Including this parking.. honestly folks, don’t park over the pavement on a main road - it’s really not cool.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You can’t park there mate.
(“There”, in this case, being Redruth)
(“There”, in this case, being Redruth)
Cornish bloke's car still at risk of being 'eaten' by sinkhole
Malcolm's Mini has moved slightly but now appears stable - for the time being
www.cornwalllive.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Is it a full pavement wankpanzer?
It IS a full pavement wankpanzer!
A perpendicular full pavement wankpanzer at that!
What a cunt!
#YPLAC
It IS a full pavement wankpanzer!
A perpendicular full pavement wankpanzer at that!
What a cunt!
#YPLAC
Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Is it a full pavement wankpanzer?
It IS a full pavement wankpanzer!
A perpendicular full pavement wankpanzer at that!
What a cunt!
#YPLAC
It IS a full pavement wankpanzer!
A perpendicular full pavement wankpanzer at that!
What a cunt!
#YPLAC