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You park like a c*nt

@yplac.bsky.social

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Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place: therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them! Buy their stuff: yplac.co.uk/shop. Submissions by email if you want to stay anonymous. YPLACbluesky - at - gmail . com

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · Nov 10

Having exchanged messages with @therealyplac.bsky.social, the owner is happy for both accounts to stay active, to get maximum exposure for parking cunts - please make sure you follow there as well and visit yplac.co.uk/shop 👍 #YPLAC.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7h

There's an account waiting to be set up for it... Crack on!

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7h

Argh... really don't have capacity to deal with DRIVERS who are cunts. Would never have time for anything else, should #YDLAC become a thing 😬

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7h

Social immobility

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A mobility scooter parked on double yellow lines

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 7h

Fine. Just have to nick the image rather than share 🤷🏻

#YPLAC

A van parked in a house.

No, really. This dumb fuck has crashed into the corner of the house and put a massive fuck off hole in it. The text above it reads: "And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

The answer is "because you're a cunt. And you're imagining the wife."

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, you can't park that there, mate.

#YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 10h

That's a single space. It's got lines around it and everything. For fucks sake, that shouldn't be difficult to park in. It really shouldn't. Yet here we are.

#YPLAC

A white car with an owner that apparently needs a white stick. The car is parked - and I use the term loosely - half way into a marked bay. And badly at that.

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 17h

100% stealing "Carspreading" 👌

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 1d

Hasn't. Isn't.

Cunts.

#YPLAC

The Rancid Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 1d

Why has this become socially acceptable?

A view along a footway with a verge left with large trees and front gardens left. There is a black car sticking out over the footway and a grey car beyond even more.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 2d

4 space fuckwit KLAXON

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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 2d

Parking skills. This morning, Beckenham.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 2d

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Stef N @stefjn.bsky.social · 2d

You park like a Constable.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 3d

Deploy the FPW klaxon, forthwith

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sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 3d

full pavement wanker @yplac.bsky.social

SB62 NWO parked full on the pavement, another vehicle is also blocking the pavement (out of shot behind this car)

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 3d

FULL PAVEMENT #VANKERS

#YPLAC

sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 3d

how's my driving? no idea mate, but your parking is crap...and see the vehicle coming round the corner? @yplac.bsky.social

Comex 2000 van full on the pavement, double yellows

yeah, same company, same attitude to footways and double yellows

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 4d

#Vankers AND a full pavement wanker. Quite the combo.

sturmyarcher3.bsky.social @sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 4d

those wondering how the pavement parking ban has improved things (and it has) in Scotland... @yplac.bsky.social

Scotrail van half in car park and half on pavement while driver plays with his phone

Amazon van fully blocking pavement all of 5 metres from mostly empty car park

white va n blocking most of the footway and double yellows

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 4d

Triple threat. Cunt.

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Steve @lollercake.bsky.social · 4d

Double yellows, entirely blocking a mandatory cycle lane with bollards, half on the pavement. A trifecta of cuntishness.

Stickered, of course.

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