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i am the little guy in the vents.
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he/him cis/straight 🇮🇹/🇺🇸
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Black Lives Matter 🖤
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This is the funniest and saddest little free library in all existence

I have walked past hundreds of times and never noticed

Thanks @ottersaurus-rex.bsky.social for showing me man-made horrors beyond comprehension
Ephedra would be a lovely name for a girl
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
we're all up to speed as a populace now. everyone knows the president is a pedophile. the final bracket is just people choosing sides on whether or not pedophilia is tolerable.
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
jock jams playing when the defendant enters the courtroom
high fiving all the jurors when I come in to get them on my side
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I am so disappointed to find out Epstein was hobnobbing with Chomsky. My goat is washed. [Everyone nods at first at the relatable statement, then grows increasingly uncomfortable in the silence as I refuse to clarify the ambiguity]
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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ICE ad? fuck you!
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hanging out at Ghost Night at the Ghost Light. They played so many Lou Reed songs they transed the entire audience!
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
good morning to all those who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
this comports with my high opinion of country fandom
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This Paramount merger feels like it's going to threaten the entire film industry with ai sloppification. First music now this. Anything I find aspirational is getting murdered slowly by people who look like fucking boiled eggs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
there was that one article about a cybertruck driver who was all "kids love it! I pass out toys when we go camping", but parking your car and leaving it recording video in areas where children play is also some pedo-adjacent behavior. So IDK do not trust these people.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Not mine, but my ex's favorite superhero:
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
really fun night out drinking into a blackout. I told a bunch of nurses that they were the realest. I pledged to start a band with I think at least three people. I smoked my first cigarette in what must have been years. OH FUCK THIS ISNA MIDL"IFEMCRISEIS
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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EMINEM: have you ever freaked the joker out with one magic trick

well i have

i shoved a pencil down the hole of my dick
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Please do quote me out of context this one
Fairies can be metal as fuck
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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They prefer shar yeehaw law
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
honestly it's a good policy and i support it despite not knowing what the fuck this is about. it's lowest common denominator "biological imperative" bullshit
I don’t repost cunts who think they deserve a Gold Medal for letting some braindead schmuck leak a baby into them.
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Got the hiccups, and I'm retasting every drop of capcaicin I've ingested over the last 24 hrs.

Don't worry, I'm strong 💪I'll get through this
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Sloth

slowly coming down
from our tree
green but not with envy
just moss and bits of leaves
adorn my skin
is this all that there is?
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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if I got owned in public by Joe Rogan I would throw myself under a cybertruck
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Been spending a lot of time lately thinking about Julius Belmont and the army of mankind
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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xfiles I want to believe poster about civics
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM