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yourgoddamndad.bsky.social
Spooky Middle-Aged Loser
@yourgoddamndad.bsky.social
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i am the little guy in the vents. NOWARNOWARNOWARNOWAR he/him cis/straight 🇮🇹/🇺🇸 NOWARNOWARNOWARNOWAR Black Lives Matter 🖤 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️ NOWARNOWARNOWARNOWAR
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · May 8
This is the funniest and saddest little free library in all existence

I have walked past hundreds of times and never noticed

Thanks @ottersaurus-rex.bsky.social for showing me man-made horrors beyond comprehension
a picture of the inside of a little free library showing "The Art of Mackin'" by Tariq "King Flex" Nasheed, "Live Not by Lies" by Rod Dreher, "Will They Stand" by Ken Ham, and "Faucian Bargain" by a Steve and a Todd.
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 17h
more mnemonic devices need to be like this
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 17h
silently mouthing the words "A-Dunka-Dunka-Dunka-Dunka-
Dunkaccino!" on the clitoral hood
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yourgoddamndad.bsky.social
Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 17h
a man wearing a blue astros jacket is shouting at a football game
Alt: A supremely elderly George HW Bush (wearing an astros jacket and in a wheelchair) holding up a baseball and yelling "football!" an event that never happened, but is yet very real and evocative to me.
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 17h
"It's not Al any more, it's 'Dunk'!"
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 17h
plan was to delete and repost once i got to work, bc no drafts mode, and I was running late. but w/e I'm gonna leave it as is since you got it and it's a good reminder.

Normally, I like to leave an extra joke after the description as a lil treat for anyone who bothers to check the alt text.
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 18h
Horn Pub
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
Riker tooting on that boner
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 1d
hey i wanted to make them look like the Malibu Ken album cover but i didn't have the time to get good at Photoshop this close to bedtime
Malibu Ken is so gross but Aesop Rock is so good
yourgoddamndad.bsky.social
Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 1d
The Calzone family has no love for him, you just gotta do us a little favor when we ask capiche?
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 1d
POO POO PEE PEE
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 1d
science is formally recognizing my ability to repel people
squatmaster666.bsky.social The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · Dec 19
what the fuck does this mean
headline from popularmechanics.com reading "Scientists Have Confirmed the Existence of a Third Form of Magnetism"
yourgoddamndad.bsky.social
Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 1d
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division

Who Can It Be Now - Men At Work

Come On Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 1d
can't lose it if you never had it
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 1d
I feel for him, truly. No one should start a kid’s life under a six-figure bill.
But we need to stop mistaking survival for success.
The ACA saved lives and cemented the system killing us.
We needed courage; we got compromise and now we get to watch them take it apart until it’s fucking broken
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 1d
you put a little pesto on it and it's indistinguishable from capellini 😘🤌
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 1d
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 2d
sucks to suck i guess
yourgoddamndad.bsky.social
Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 2d
I'm sorry about all the times I called it Mark Millar's crutch, cannibalism actually is pretty funny.

"We'll cook him into a chicken bake and feed him to the Rizzler"
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 2d
I will eat the demon pumpkin and his entire family
subscatter.bsky.social SubScatter @subscatter.bsky.social · 2d
How pumpkin spice is made (on a pumpkin toilet)
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 2d
it's the pres
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 2d
Pettiness is only cool when it's handcrafted and took effort. Prompted spite is so half-assed and boring.
yourgoddamndad.bsky.social
Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 2d
Having come of age during nu-metal and knowing the caliber of lyricism this band puts out, jury's still out on whether this is AI for me
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 2d
Creep King is definitely a cryptid
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 3d
There was a Spider-Man (Scarlet Spider version) handing out water and first aid at the local Dumb Bitch Baby protest today
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Spooky Middle-Aged Loser @yourgoddamndad.bsky.social · 3d
Baja Blastoise