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The Haunted Term & Condition

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i am your impulsive thoughts megaphone and a professional void howler a fake spooky satanic villain from a fictional dimension and not a real human they/it/guy/any

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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 16h

but i don't want to do that

The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 17h

Roland Barthes' Death of the Author refers to how Roland Barthes, the author, died in a traffic collision

The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 17h

now it must be real easy for you to see yourself out

The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

i hear your political point of view and i understand that you wish to make a Better World, but have you considered the fact that i Am A Psychopath?

The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

magnetism at a respectable distance

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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

what the fuck does THIS mean

headline from ZME Science;
"Mathematicians Just Found a Hidden 'Reset Button' That Can Undo Any Rotation"

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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

"surely there are no bacteria in crumbs", says person actively cultivating several exciting new variants of exotic bacteria on their cutting board

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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

let he with good aim cast the first brick

The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

what if

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the formula only worked half the time for no discernable reason?

The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

"but why, squat? is google sheets better?"

me: "no" *bang*

that one still of Wesley Snipes' character from New Jack City (1991) holding a gun whilst crying two perfect streams of tears

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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

i don't hate Excel

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 1d

If Keir starmer really wants to prove he’s not antisemitic he’ll riot with Maccabi Tel Aviv. Anything less he may as well be Hamas.

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The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

"i thlammed my penith (real) in the car door (figurative)"

The Haunted Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 1d

philosophy bros will have a pfp of Diogenes and i bet you they have no idea about his actual philosophy aside from putting down Alexander the Great. if they were more honest about their influences they would have a picture of Daffy Duck