The Human Term & Condition
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i am your impulsive thoughts megaphone and a professional void howler
a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist puppet baby from the fourth dimension
they/it/guy/any
a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist puppet baby from the fourth dimension
they/it/guy/any
what's wrong? you haven't even touched your limp biscuit
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
what's wrong? you haven't even touched your limp biscuit
the streets shall run white with an unidentified liquid
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the streets shall run white with an unidentified liquid
Harlan Ellison's lesser known sequel I Have No Hog And I Must Goon
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Harlan Ellison's lesser known sequel I Have No Hog And I Must Goon
writing a smut fic about how Nestlé is actually just a misunderstood (and handsome!) guy and then he has raw and nasty sex with the Concept Of Drinking Water As A Universal Human Right
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
writing a smut fic about how Nestlé is actually just a misunderstood (and handsome!) guy and then he has raw and nasty sex with the Concept Of Drinking Water As A Universal Human Right
"bitches just wanna steal my money," says misogynist with zero game and no money
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"bitches just wanna steal my money," says misogynist with zero game and no money
one million dollars but at one random point during the coming year your genitalia will transform into a glock and fire one (1) shot before being transformed back
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
one million dollars but at one random point during the coming year your genitalia will transform into a glock and fire one (1) shot before being transformed back
play Pentiment
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
play Pentiment
why does everyone have to be a short king? what about us short hobos?
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
why does everyone have to be a short king? what about us short hobos?
can't believe there are birds both called tits and boobys, deeply unserious Earth
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
can't believe there are birds both called tits and boobys, deeply unserious Earth
sure, my apartment may be extremely haunted but it's the only one i can afford
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
sure, my apartment may be extremely haunted but it's the only one i can afford
*SPLASH* this ocean can fit so many billionaires in it
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
*SPLASH* this ocean can fit so many billionaires in it
i'd rather throw my lot in with an idealist just once than listen to how better things are not possible for the umpteenth time. this isn't even rebellious, but from the way The Sensibles react you'd think i was a mental patient
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
i'd rather throw my lot in with an idealist just once than listen to how better things are not possible for the umpteenth time. this isn't even rebellious, but from the way The Sensibles react you'd think i was a mental patient
not knowing shit about fuck is the default human state and the world would be a far better place if more people internalised this
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
not knowing shit about fuck is the default human state and the world would be a far better place if more people internalised this
nvesting fifty billion euros into vuvuzelas and making it everyone else's problem
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
nvesting fifty billion euros into vuvuzelas and making it everyone else's problem
reason i don't use proper capitalisation is that the shift key is posh
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
reason i don't use proper capitalisation is that the shift key is posh
AI yearns for the mines! it's true!
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
AI yearns for the mines! it's true!
if you put a bicycle pump into your dingus it is possible that you could inflate your balls. there is simply no way to know for sure
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
if you put a bicycle pump into your dingus it is possible that you could inflate your balls. there is simply no way to know for sure
ME: i shouldn't have dessert
MY BRAIN: you could have dessert.
ME: oh, could i?
MY BRAIN: you could have dessert.
ME: oh, could i?
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
ME: i shouldn't have dessert
MY BRAIN: you could have dessert.
ME: oh, could i?
MY BRAIN: you could have dessert.
ME: oh, could i?
no swearing in the chat! no swearing in the chat! this is a family-friendly stream. mods, take them out back. anyways, over to today's sponsor - MafiaBet...
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
no swearing in the chat! no swearing in the chat! this is a family-friendly stream. mods, take them out back. anyways, over to today's sponsor - MafiaBet...
welcome to the machine that makes molecules self-aware and anxious about it
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
welcome to the machine that makes molecules self-aware and anxious about it
real guy who says "it's weird you know so much about fascism" whenever you point out that they're doing a fascism
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
real guy who says "it's weird you know so much about fascism" whenever you point out that they're doing a fascism
"hold the line," screams the frontline battle commander in a chaotic melee, as everyone has resoundly broken the line five minutes ago
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"hold the line," screams the frontline battle commander in a chaotic melee, as everyone has resoundly broken the line five minutes ago
renormalise having the Roman "you're gonna die one day just like the rest of us you piece of shit"-guy standing behind the rich and powerful and whispering into their ear
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
renormalise having the Roman "you're gonna die one day just like the rest of us you piece of shit"-guy standing behind the rich and powerful and whispering into their ear
santa is also on the naughty list actually
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
santa is also on the naughty list actually
relax, i'm not gonna *steal* Christmas. me and my pals are just going to do a majority share takeover through our shell company based out of the Pacific Garbage Patch
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
relax, i'm not gonna *steal* Christmas. me and my pals are just going to do a majority share takeover through our shell company based out of the Pacific Garbage Patch