The Human Term & Condition
@squatmaster666.bsky.social
i am your impulsive thoughts megaphone and a professional void howler
a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist puppet baby from the fourth dimension
they/it/guy/any
a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist puppet baby from the fourth dimension
they/it/guy/any
for sale: baby catapult, rarely fired
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
for sale: baby catapult, rarely fired
what the fuck does THIS mean
October 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
what the fuck does THIS mean
"but why, squat? is google sheets better?"
me: "no" *bang*
me: "no" *bang*
October 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"but why, squat? is google sheets better?"
me: "no" *bang*
me: "no" *bang*
Women do not like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Women do not like the vehicle
"i am not a quirk chungus i would never be that"-mfs the moment they are asked to undergo the bare minimum of self-critique
October 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
"i am not a quirk chungus i would never be that"-mfs the moment they are asked to undergo the bare minimum of self-critique
these are my favourites
October 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
these are my favourites
i know what i am talking about
September 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
i know what i am talking about
using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2
September 2, 2025 at 9:44 AM
using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2
me after selecting "Sport Recovery Mode" on the massage chair:
August 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
me after selecting "Sport Recovery Mode" on the massage chair:
what athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
July 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
what athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
"hide my tomatoes"?
why, Scott? what are they planning to do to my tomatoes?
why, Scott? what are they planning to do to my tomatoes?
July 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"hide my tomatoes"?
why, Scott? what are they planning to do to my tomatoes?
why, Scott? what are they planning to do to my tomatoes?
i'm doing fine
July 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
i'm doing fine
the face i'm submitting to bluesky for verification
July 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
the face i'm submitting to bluesky for verification
you guys! says here Blaziken can leap a 30-story building in a single bound! it's a literal "spring chicken"!
July 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
you guys! says here Blaziken can leap a 30-story building in a single bound! it's a literal "spring chicken"!
Mew is great. i wish Mewtwo would canonically get its ass handed to it by Mew
July 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Mew is great. i wish Mewtwo would canonically get its ass handed to it by Mew
not pictured: the fantastic "hyah!"-sound Staryu makes whenever it is let out of its pokeball
July 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
not pictured: the fantastic "hyah!"-sound Staryu makes whenever it is let out of its pokeball
Haunter is a S-tier Pokémon design. the fact that it evolves into the goofy Moomin-ass looking Gengar is a hate crime
July 8, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Haunter is a S-tier Pokémon design. the fact that it evolves into the goofy Moomin-ass looking Gengar is a hate crime
i like Snorlax. more than one person is allowed to like Snorlax.
July 8, 2025 at 9:01 AM
i like Snorlax. more than one person is allowed to like Snorlax.
i can take or leave its evolutions but Oddish is just a fun little guy
July 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
i can take or leave its evolutions but Oddish is just a fun little guy
Persian was my first ever favourite Pokémon and is also a pretty good early indicator that i was a cat person
also enjoy that half the dex entries about it basically boil down to "yeah it's a cunt"
also enjoy that half the dex entries about it basically boil down to "yeah it's a cunt"
July 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Persian was my first ever favourite Pokémon and is also a pretty good early indicator that i was a cat person
also enjoy that half the dex entries about it basically boil down to "yeah it's a cunt"
also enjoy that half the dex entries about it basically boil down to "yeah it's a cunt"
doing hot girl summer this year whatever that is
July 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
doing hot girl summer this year whatever that is
literally me
June 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
literally me
won't anyone think of our bad jokes
June 23, 2025 at 10:16 AM
won't anyone think of our bad jokes