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HandsomeRay
@handsomeray.bsky.social
Gamer (derogatory), writer (bad), reader (passable), Wife Guy

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I ate soup while I made soup

I metabolized the concept of soup

16 bean mix
Chicken
Smoked paprika
Kosher salt
Cracked pepper
Homemade chicken broth
Chopped pepperoni
Garlic
Carrot
Celery
Onion
Mushrooms
Soy sauce
Olive oil
Tomato paste
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Might just get sleepier every day
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I don’t know how honey science works but somehow Meadowfoam honey from honeygramz.com smells like Lucky Charms and tastes like vanilla and marshmallow

I’m sure other Meadowfoam is good as well, that’s just where I got it from. Here in New York State and shipped really quickly
HoneyGramz
Selection of Creamed Honey, a SUPERFOOD. Ginger, Turmeric, and Cinnamon are top favorites. Our customers rave that they can just eat it by the spoonful! They are equally wild about our line of Varieta...
honeygramz.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind GOTY Edition is $7.49 on GOG (Preservation Program) buff.ly/IPPo2Ad #ad
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I reviewed @necrosoftgames.com 's Demonschool for @shacknews.com, and I really dug it. It's gorgeous, charming, genuinely funny, and the combat system has the juice to keep you searching for the perfect turn.

Also, there's a Gunsmith Cats reference. You love to see it. Wholly recommended.
Demonschool review: Top of the class
Classrooms, companions, and combos.
www.shacknews.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
3/5 of our book club book choices for December are smut, and two of those are Krampus related. Great month for reading, just like Tiny Tim would have wanted
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Got some meadowfoam honey and it's the best honey I've ever tasted in my life
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
More like The Babadookie boom got em
"elevated horror" means "I'm embarrassed about liking horror so I'm going to pretend the horror I like is special while looking down my nose at the rest of the genre" and I will not have it in my house
unless you're talking about a zombie flying a helicopter I don't ever want to hear the words "elevated horror"
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Love when I’m searching up a band on a music streamer and down to the last character of the name it refuses to try to autocomplete it, but when I hit enter it takes me to their catalogue

Like, “damn, I guess you’re right”
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
One of my favorite coworkers just revealed she thought about bringing me some salmon dill soup but didn’t think I’d like it
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Thanks to the Zoom AI assistant, now I have to worry about the feds hearing what I say in work meetings (instead of just HR, like God intended)
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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GET SHRIT : dashare.zone
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Cooked em up big time for dinner

Homemade hot honey Cholula dipping sauce (fried shrimp not pictured)

Fries with old bay seasoning

Mango hot honey slaw

Banana bread bread pudding (banana bread pudding)

We ate some of it too fast for pics
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nodding sagely “movies”
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wore my Robert Pattinson shirt to Die My Love and wow had to leave the building fast after that one
a group of simpsons characters are standing in a crowd
Alt: a group of simpsons characters are standing in a crowd pulling their collars
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bad news - the James Sunderland jacket makes you look like Steve Bannon if you’re also frowning
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Anyone that makes slop food for reels should have to eat it all at gunpoint
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
4 or 40

Wearing my Bart Simpson tshirt and playing Fortnite
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I could never play a tcg because I feel like I just bought some Lorcana cards and there’s already a new set out
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If we were in the movie it’d be “Hi My Love” 😍 😎
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hey it’s soup FRIDAY I’m a little drunk but we made soup and it fucking ruled

Brown like a pound of hot sausage

Take it out

Do the aromatics (onions, celery, garlic)

Butter flour chicken broth uhhh crushed red pepper, Worcestershire sauce, cracked pepper salt

Oh yeah potatoes

It’s so good
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Got about 40% drunk while making soup and it’s kind of turned into a sexual experience
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Put a joke in a work email then heard two of my employees laughing their asses off

Fucking got em
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Somebody post one of those anonymous question things, I got some crazy shit to get off my chest and I want to make it your problem
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Kinda hope Trump did blow Clinton because of how many extremely rageful Thanksgiving dinners it would cause
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM