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Full-time LSAT Tutor who also helps with SAT/ACT/GMAT. Former lawyer. NYU/NYU
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Enjoy recommending TV shows, so please ask.
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ATX. TV, Movies, Cooking, Longhorns, Guardians, Cats, WNBA, USWNT, NBA, NFL, volleyball, ncaaw, aluminum bats.
Enjoy recommending TV shows, so please ask.
Venmo: VenNoah
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Lesser Known TV Recommendations:
Giri/Haji
Chernobyl
Rogue Heroes
Patriot
Trying
Upright
Perpetual Grace, Ltd.
The Lazarus Project
For All Mankind
Secret City
The Bridge (DEN/SWE)
Colin From Accounts
Better Off Ted
Escape from Dannemora
Taboo
Blue Lights
Northern Lights
Black Snow
Silo
Kleo
Dark
Giri/Haji
Chernobyl
Rogue Heroes
Patriot
Trying
Upright
Perpetual Grace, Ltd.
The Lazarus Project
For All Mankind
Secret City
The Bridge (DEN/SWE)
Colin From Accounts
Better Off Ted
Escape from Dannemora
Taboo
Blue Lights
Northern Lights
Black Snow
Silo
Kleo
Dark
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Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
Over at my moms to help them prep and cook…and listen to them scream at their dogs
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Over at my moms to help them prep and cook…and listen to them scream at their dogs
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(3,000 years ago at the ancient market place)
Pottery seller: This stuff doesn’t grow on trees
Fig seller: Hey, fuck you, man
Pottery seller: This stuff doesn’t grow on trees
Fig seller: Hey, fuck you, man
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
(3,000 years ago at the ancient market place)
Pottery seller: This stuff doesn’t grow on trees
Fig seller: Hey, fuck you, man
Pottery seller: This stuff doesn’t grow on trees
Fig seller: Hey, fuck you, man
(3,000 years ago at the ancient market place)
Pottery seller: This stuff doesn’t grow on trees
Fig seller: Hey, fuck you, man
Pottery seller: This stuff doesn’t grow on trees
Fig seller: Hey, fuck you, man
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
(3,000 years ago at the ancient market place)
Pottery seller: This stuff doesn’t grow on trees
Fig seller: Hey, fuck you, man
Pottery seller: This stuff doesn’t grow on trees
Fig seller: Hey, fuck you, man
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
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Interviewer: Describe yourself in two words.
Me: concise
Me: concise
January 9, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Interviewer: Describe yourself in two words.
Me: concise
Me: concise
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wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
Every William Gibson novel would get a movie or TV series.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Every William Gibson novel would get a movie or TV series.
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Pumpkin pie is an excuse to use up old baking spices.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Pumpkin pie is an excuse to use up old baking spices.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
He’s accused of promoting a woman to a higher rank.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He’s accused of promoting a woman to a higher rank.
I don’t understand why people are worried about the job market.
I get texts all day long out of nowhere from people just dying to give me a job. If I didn’t have a job, I’d just pick one.
I get texts all day long out of nowhere from people just dying to give me a job. If I didn’t have a job, I’d just pick one.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don’t understand why people are worried about the job market.
I get texts all day long out of nowhere from people just dying to give me a job. If I didn’t have a job, I’d just pick one.
I get texts all day long out of nowhere from people just dying to give me a job. If I didn’t have a job, I’d just pick one.
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Me on my walk seeing what you're watching on TV through your front window
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Me on my walk seeing what you're watching on TV through your front window
Not enough attention being paid to “I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.”
That’s not how mouths work!
Well, at least, not human mouths…
That’s not how mouths work!
Well, at least, not human mouths…
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not enough attention being paid to “I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.”
That’s not how mouths work!
Well, at least, not human mouths…
That’s not how mouths work!
Well, at least, not human mouths…
Incel is short for insect celebrity
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Incel is short for insect celebrity
Cats sneezing is never not adorable
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Cats sneezing is never not adorable
They kindly didn’t show that England was middle of the pack
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
They kindly didn’t show that England was middle of the pack
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in Texas, it's only legal to sell/buy fireworks in the 10 days leading up to New Year's and the 4th of July.
I intend to stock up this year, as it is my plan to have an enormous celebration whenever "it" finally happens.
I intend to stock up this year, as it is my plan to have an enormous celebration whenever "it" finally happens.
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
in Texas, it's only legal to sell/buy fireworks in the 10 days leading up to New Year's and the 4th of July.
I intend to stock up this year, as it is my plan to have an enormous celebration whenever "it" finally happens.
I intend to stock up this year, as it is my plan to have an enormous celebration whenever "it" finally happens.
I’m only one episode in but Down Cemetery Road is pretty phenomenal. Great actors, fun conspiracy, paranoia inducing, good one off scenes…
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m only one episode in but Down Cemetery Road is pretty phenomenal. Great actors, fun conspiracy, paranoia inducing, good one off scenes…
Is there a market out there that lets me bet on “It will be dumber, sloppier, and messier than you think?”
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Is there a market out there that lets me bet on “It will be dumber, sloppier, and messier than you think?”
I am actively trying to turn @altaudge.ruins.party against one of the people she follows so there is room for her to follow me.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am actively trying to turn @altaudge.ruins.party against one of the people she follows so there is room for her to follow me.
I saw the best bodies of my generation destroyed by mosquitos, starving hysterical naked
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I saw the best bodies of my generation destroyed by mosquitos, starving hysterical naked
Mosquitos in your area are looking to exchange bodily fluids
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Mosquitos in your area are looking to exchange bodily fluids