Jamie W
@ygbjammy.bsky.social
Mostly football, games and tech stuff (personal account).
For my maths/education stuff see https://bsky.app/profile/jamiewoodmaths.bsky.social
Located in the UK
For my maths/education stuff see https://bsky.app/profile/jamiewoodmaths.bsky.social
Located in the UK
I can't be the only person who whenever they hear about Anthropic's Claude, just thinks of this guy
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I can't be the only person who whenever they hear about Anthropic's Claude, just thinks of this guy
Why is there all this hype over humanoid robots? They've been around for ages and been shite for ages.
Robot vacuums and dishwashers are successful because they're machines to do the job, rather than machines designed to look a bit like a human doing the job
Robot vacuums and dishwashers are successful because they're machines to do the job, rather than machines designed to look a bit like a human doing the job
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Why is there all this hype over humanoid robots? They've been around for ages and been shite for ages.
Robot vacuums and dishwashers are successful because they're machines to do the job, rather than machines designed to look a bit like a human doing the job
Robot vacuums and dishwashers are successful because they're machines to do the job, rather than machines designed to look a bit like a human doing the job
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Board of Peace??? Are you sure he didn’t say Bored of Peace!!!!!
I’m available for satirical writing work.
I’m available for satirical writing work.
Trump’s Board of Peace logo is basically the UN logo, except dipped in gold and edited so the world only includes America.
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Board of Peace??? Are you sure he didn’t say Bored of Peace!!!!!
I’m available for satirical writing work.
I’m available for satirical writing work.
I am so sure that all that happened between Rutte and Trump was that Rutte just said "yes you can do this military stuff on greenland if you like" (which is exactly what the treaty has basically always said) but framed it as a new thing. Trump would fall for that 100%
January 22, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I am so sure that all that happened between Rutte and Trump was that Rutte just said "yes you can do this military stuff on greenland if you like" (which is exactly what the treaty has basically always said) but framed it as a new thing. Trump would fall for that 100%
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Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
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I’m just doing my best to say things clearly guys
(Decoder with the CEO of Razer -> www.theverge.com/podcast/8633...)
(Decoder with the CEO of Razer -> www.theverge.com/podcast/8633...)
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I’m just doing my best to say things clearly guys
(Decoder with the CEO of Razer -> www.theverge.com/podcast/8633...)
(Decoder with the CEO of Razer -> www.theverge.com/podcast/8633...)
Replace any diplomats dealing with Trump with parents of toddlers and we'll have far more success I think. "I know you're having some big feelings right now" etc will work wonders with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Replace any diplomats dealing with Trump with parents of toddlers and we'll have far more success I think. "I know you're having some big feelings right now" etc will work wonders with this guy
Everyday I visit the guardian's homepage in the hope I finally see the headline "Starmer tells Trump to fuck off"
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Everyday I visit the guardian's homepage in the hope I finally see the headline "Starmer tells Trump to fuck off"
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idk whatever. something like this.
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
idk whatever. something like this.
Switched to YouTube music this year rather than Spotify 👍🎧
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Switched to YouTube music this year rather than Spotify 👍🎧
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Bold early pitch for next director general of the BBC here
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Bold early pitch for next director general of the BBC here
USBC charging for phones promised so much and is still causing fucking chaos in my house
Yes they all ultimately fit my phone but I have PD chargers, Quick Charge chargers, and some that do both. And then some cables and bricks are usbc-usbc and some are usbA-usbC
End of rant
Yes they all ultimately fit my phone but I have PD chargers, Quick Charge chargers, and some that do both. And then some cables and bricks are usbc-usbc and some are usbA-usbC
End of rant
August 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
USBC charging for phones promised so much and is still causing fucking chaos in my house
Yes they all ultimately fit my phone but I have PD chargers, Quick Charge chargers, and some that do both. And then some cables and bricks are usbc-usbc and some are usbA-usbC
End of rant
Yes they all ultimately fit my phone but I have PD chargers, Quick Charge chargers, and some that do both. And then some cables and bricks are usbc-usbc and some are usbA-usbC
End of rant
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england led for one [ONE] minute of the knockout stages
July 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
england led for one [ONE] minute of the knockout stages
Absolutely ridiculous the number of times it looked like this tournament was probably over for England.
So many unlikely moments to win multiple matches. And yet it felt like they totally deserved those moments and worked to earn them.
So many unlikely moments to win multiple matches. And yet it felt like they totally deserved those moments and worked to earn them.
July 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Absolutely ridiculous the number of times it looked like this tournament was probably over for England.
So many unlikely moments to win multiple matches. And yet it felt like they totally deserved those moments and worked to earn them.
So many unlikely moments to win multiple matches. And yet it felt like they totally deserved those moments and worked to earn them.
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Chloe Kelly’s goal celebration face is the exact look my sister used to give me behind our mum’s back when I was being told off
July 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Chloe Kelly’s goal celebration face is the exact look my sister used to give me behind our mum’s back when I was being told off
I can't believe this image is real. Cole Palmer and Trump 😂😂😂
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I can't believe this image is real. Cole Palmer and Trump 😂😂😂
Bring me the Horizon releasing a lo-fi album is exactly what I needed in my life
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7oA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7oA...
July 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Bring me the Horizon releasing a lo-fi album is exactly what I needed in my life
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7oA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7oA...
Rachel Reeves could win the lottery and the headlines would still be REEVES WINS THE LOTTERY IN BLOW TO RACHEL REEVES
July 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Rachel Reeves could win the lottery and the headlines would still be REEVES WINS THE LOTTERY IN BLOW TO RACHEL REEVES
"start negotiating peace or I'll bomb you some more" is just a war isn't it?
And from Mr anti-intervention who was so determined to never help Ukraine!
And from Mr anti-intervention who was so determined to never help Ukraine!
June 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
"start negotiating peace or I'll bomb you some more" is just a war isn't it?
And from Mr anti-intervention who was so determined to never help Ukraine!
And from Mr anti-intervention who was so determined to never help Ukraine!
Liverpool fans in meltdown because TAA turned up to Madrid speaking Spanish is one of the funniest things in ages 😂😂
June 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Liverpool fans in meltdown because TAA turned up to Madrid speaking Spanish is one of the funniest things in ages 😂😂
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Damn Kate, didn't have to do him like that... 😂
May 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Damn Kate, didn't have to do him like that... 😂
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude