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Joe Barton

@joebarton.bsky.social

4.9K followers 360 following 960 posts

Professional writer, amateur speller. Spurs fan. #BlackDoves #TheLazarusProject #GiriHaji #HalfBadTheBastardSonAndTheDevilHimself #TheRitual

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 32m

He needs help

Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 32m

This has been great for the bearded Joe community

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 35m

Fartday Murder Club

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 22h

Yes, sorry Lucian Msamati

Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 1d

I wrote this. As part of our promotion we are going to destroy every single copy of the 1984 original movie in existence and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it

Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 1d

The teaser trailer for ‘AMADEUS’ starring Will Sharpe and Paul Bettany has been released.

Premieres in December on Sky.

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 2d

Hamnet is a silly name and I’d say that to Shakespeare’s face

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe dedicating an entire month every year to celebrating Halloween is not the sign of a healthy country

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 6d

First shot of celebrity traitors is just Alan Carr covered in blood screaming

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Kevin Lehane @kevinlehane.com · 9d

I do a film and TV podcast with my pal @willcollins.bsky.social where we take something topical and do a top three procrastinating on mic. It's hard to promote it since the death of social media. But it's worth a shot signal boosting here again. Have a listen. linktr.ee/screenplaypod

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 10d

George Smiley:

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11d

You jinxed that

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11d

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11d

Standing room only for Saville’s funeral I’m just saying

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11d

York Viking Museum is dominating the conversation. It’s sucking up the cultural oxygen. What has Leeds got? Last I checked it has nothing. Certainly not its own Viking Museum or similar historical Nordic education centre

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11d

Never had much time for the city of Leeds. If you’re in that part of the world you’re visiting the York Viking Museum and then getting the HELL out

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 12d

When your girlfriend is listening to some good voice notes but also doing stuff around the house so you have to follow her room-to-room to make sure you don't miss any of the plot points

Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 13d

Turned down a big Hollywood remake and now my son’s film studies course is studying the original, denying me the chance to finally achieve my ultimate professional goal (mildly impressing my child’s teacher)

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14d

You may continue to bask in your half-a-decade-old domestic cup glory my friend, I’m honestly glad it makes you happy x

Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14d

Whatever helps you get through the day mate! Warra trophy for the Arsenal

Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14d

Or, indeed, any cups!