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creatine is for girls
christ alive i know we all get sick of hearing it but “don’t comply in advance” is in fact pretty straightforwardly true if you want to have any kind of chance at all
make these fucking ghouls stand in court and demand the girl guides be shut down. make that shithead “anonymous parent” slap their name on there, put them on the front page as the person who wants to blow up this storied organization because they hate trans girls
Like, I'm sorry the fascists are giving you difficult choices. But that's what fascists fucking do. The only legit answer is "fuck you make me". The only answer that shows you have actual fucking principles not preferences is "fuck you make me". And that sucks. But here we are.
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
make these fucking ghouls stand in court and demand the girl guides be shut down. make that shithead “anonymous parent” slap their name on there, put them on the front page as the person who wants to blow up this storied organization because they hate trans girls
Like, I'm sorry the fascists are giving you difficult choices. But that's what fascists fucking do. The only legit answer is "fuck you make me". The only answer that shows you have actual fucking principles not preferences is "fuck you make me". And that sucks. But here we are.
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
its so funny seeing the early 20s girls im friends with posting half life 3 memes
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
is it a good sign that they aren’t bothering to lie any about it making things worse
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
what drives me nuts about so much of this is you can just smell how much these types get off on this “sad but sensible” act. crying and banning
Way to stand up to... *checks notes* 61-year-old recreational players. Good work, USTA. 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
they embrace bigotry because they are lazy. because it is easy. because it is natural to them. because the prattling demands of a syphillitic rapist are honey to their ears. remember them and never ever forgive them
SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
USTA bans trans athletes from competing as women to comply with Trump executive order
The national tennis governing body's policy change was made with no announcement.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
wolfenstein the new order and the new colossus feature basically all of this and are some of the most celebrated games of the last 20 years and are both on steam
Horses shows "abuse, gory imagery (mutilation, blood), depictions of slavery, physical and psychological torture, domestic abuse, sexual assault, suicide"

It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.

Why are we mad about this ban?
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
thinking of the novel Permanence, wherein the major imperial power in the galaxy arrives at other inhabited planets and forces all the people to become fitted with permanent technology that forces an augmented reality view of the world in which everything is tagged by its value on the market
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
there was a guy who made destiny videos i used to watch, thought they were pretty good, he pivoted to HL guides and i hid his channel forever and it will not be changed back. im just one viewer, but i have standards
remember when a bunch of mid-tier youtubers and streamers got all bleary-eyed and weepy that people were mad they bought and made hogwarts legacy content slop because it was just so special to them guys! Nevermind that you can draw a direct line from their purchase to the SC decision
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
remember when a bunch of mid-tier youtubers and streamers got all bleary-eyed and weepy that people were mad they bought and made hogwarts legacy content slop because it was just so special to them guys! Nevermind that you can draw a direct line from their purchase to the SC decision
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i can’t imagine the cognitive damage one would have to have experienced to hear this shit and think “wow”
I get YouTube ads for these guys all the time and it’s by far the most X brained AI Finance slop I’ve ever seen. They keep repeating the motto “Legal in All 50 States”
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i wouldn’t spit on keir starmer if he was on fire, but i would if he wasn’t
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i wish i had pursued the uk citizenship i was entitled to so i could fucking burn it and flush it with the dignity it deserves. a poisonous bog of a nation that loves nothing more than to uplift its cruelest twisted denizens into power so as that its weakest might be further ground into the mud
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
go back to the fucking woods!!!!
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
want to point out that the argument made, that was acquiesced to, is that the defacto presence of a trans girl constitutes harassment. in any other circumstance harassment would require, yknow, harassing behaviour. but if its a trans girl, her mere existence qualifies.
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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cool im in a zine
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
cool im in a zine
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
harassing myself by saying “smile more” and im right to do it
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
just deleted a bunch of new selfies after saying “i look like droopy dog” out loud to an otherwise empty apartment
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
if your reaction to the story of emmett till was to say “its tragic of course, that shouldn’t have happened.
…But, if he hadn’t wolf whistled at that white lady it wouldn’t have happened”

you are missing the nature of the issue by a wide margin
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
meanwhile, this very charming swing and a miss at my name
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
became accidentally aware of another friends deadname yesterday and i need to get hit in the head post-haste
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the trial of living through these current times is knowing that the people with the power to destroy your life on a whim are truly genuinely dogshit dumb. Generationally stupid.
gabe woolley, an oklahoma state rep, repeatedly misgenders the TA here and says the OU student that vaguely alluded to the bible in her essay "cited real science"
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
see i think if we can get more of these types to commit to doing jackass bits with the characteristic sort of hubris that marks them, we could have a bunch of problems solve themselves
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
unamerican: shooting up the national mall
american: shooting up a shopping mall
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM